Uluntu lwe-Funny

Amadoda aphosa ngempela ngeminyaka yabo ngaphezulu kwabafazi kwi-apps zokuthandana

Kuhle ukuba iminyaka yomfana iyinombolo kuphela xa efuna abafazi abancinci, kodwa ngok突然 iba yindaba ye 'ngcaciso engalunganga' xa efumana umfazi omdala. Ngokwenene, iminyaka ibingeyiyo, kodwa ubuxoki buyiqiniso! Iiponti ezipheleleyo ngaloo nto 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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ndiyathanda umfo opholileyo 🤣

Uhlanya indlela ukubukeka kunomphumela omkhulu ezinqumweni zokuhambisa 😭

Angizami ukudala impi lapha. Izibalo zomuntu zingasitshela okuningi ngalezi zindaba nezinhlelo abantu abazisebenzisayo ukuze baqonde izintandokazi zabo, kodwa lezi zindaba zihlala zikhombisa ukuthi bazokhetha bani ngempela? 👀

Umnqweno omuhle...

Kum, kuyahlekisa xa indoda ifuna loyalty yethu kunye nokuzinikela, ngelixa ilindele ukuba sibe nezimeleyo thina. 😅 Ubringani etafuleni ngempela?

Umphosa wakho owuthandayo weHololive

Ndiza kuqala ngokuthi kumva, ophumelelayo nguShirakami Fubuki, ndiyamthanda nje amandla akhe, ndiyawuthanda umoya wakhe, uyilo lwakhe, ngokwenene indlela ahlaba ngayo iyamangalisa, andinakukwazi ukungapheli kumaxesha akhe ahlekisayo, kwaye ndiyathanda neengoma zakhe.

Uphando oluphikisanayo

Kuhle ukuba indlela efanayo yokuziphatha engathandeki ingabukeka ingalunganga kangako xa siphumelela kuyo. Andiqinisekanga ukuba le nto intsha okanye iyamangalisa 🤔😭

MASIYEKENI FUTHI SICEBISANE NGAKHO!!

Uphuculo olukhulu luthi ngo-2030 asizukuba neempahla, kodwa siza kuba nolonwabo ngakho. EVERYTHING WILL BE A SUBSCRIPTION. le miba mihle malunga neentengiso kwi-windshield yakho ingase ibe nzulu kangaka:(

Umgqibelo wam weMgqibelo: Akukho iMihla, Ngaphandle kweRubik’s Cube. 😂🧩

Umdala wam waphoxa ukuzama ukuxazulula iRubik’s Cube yakhe waza wakhala, ethi akukwazi. Ngoko ke le mna umama yanquma ukuveza ukuba uphosa. Ingxaki? Ndakhe ANDIKAZI ndiyixazulule. 😂 Iiyure ezintathu. Iimpawu ezininzi zeYouTube. Ukugijima kwi fume. Kodwa NDIYENZE! 🥹🙌 Ngokuba ngamanye amaxesha,…funda okungakumbi

Uphosa ngamanye amaxesha.

Ukuba ndihamba ngokwaneleyo, uya kuza ukujonga ukuba ndiyahamba na ukuze akwazi ukulandela.

Amadoda aphosa ngaphezulu ngeminyaka yabo kunabafazi kwi-apps zokuthandana

Kuhle ukuhlekisa indlela iminyaka yomfana ibaluleke kuphela xa efuna abafazi abancinci, kodwa ngok突然 iba yindaba ye ‘ngcaciso engalunganga’ xa efumana umfazi omdala. Kubonakala ngathi, iminyaka ibingeyiyo, kodwa ubuhlakani buyinyani! Iiponti ezipheleleyo ngaloo nto 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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URGGG NDIFUNA IILASH ZAM KAKHULU NDIZA KUZILA 😭😭💔💔 kwakhona ubuso bendog yam kule vidiyo bumnandi kakhulu andinakukwazi naye BAHAHAHA

Ukuba uyakuthanda oku njengoko ndikuthanda, siza kudibana kakuhle...

Ndiyiqedile ukubukela iStreet Fighter. Yayihlekisa, iyahlanya, inemvakalelo, ibali elihle, abadlali abaphambili, kwaye ndijolise phambili kumphakathi. Ihlukile kakhulu kwaye iyinyani kumjikelo. 9.4/10.

Umlomo omhle ohlanya

Hlekisa

Ndikhe ndabona umntu ophakathi apha kwaye kubhalwe Ukhangela: abangane, umhla Kodwa ukwi ubudlelwane 😭 Thixo akubusise madoda

hlekisa 😹

ndazama ukwenza uvavanyo lokufaneleka kodwa ngengozi ndafumana umhlobo wam ephosa isiphuzo phantsi 😭💀

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Ndiyaphosa kakhulu! Kutheni, ndiza kuthi i-flabbers zam, ndiyavuma, zikhululekile! Le mva iyamangalisa~ ndiyathemba nonke ninokuhlala kakuhle ubusuku/ntambama/ekuseni~!

Iimpawu zokuthandana ziyahlekisa 😂😭 Uza ufuna uthando lwakho, kodwa uphume uqhuba iikhowudi njengoko udlala umphosa. Nantsi, kuphi umyeni wam oza kuba khona? 👀❤️

Le mveliso ihlale indihlekisa 😭😂🤣 iyamangalisa! Ukuba uyayiqonda, uya kuyifumana ihlekisa.

Iimfihlo ezimnandi ngathi

Umnqweno: -uhlekisayo -azi ukuba bafuna ntoni -bavulelekile kwaye beqotho -bahamba kakuhle nabahlobo bam -ukudlala imidlalo okanye ukubukela iishow kunye -kwaye ngakumbi kumphakathi olungileyo Ayithandwa -ukuphosa 😶uxolo... -ukuthanda kakhulu okanye ukujolisa

Into yam ehlekisayo 😄 Ndineminyaka engama-37 ubudala kwaye ndiyoyika ii-clown🙈🙈🙈

Uhleka kakhulu! 🤭🤭

Hayi, iyahlekisa kakhulu 😅🤣

Iyahlekisa kodwa iyinyani lmao 🤣 Ndiyamangalisa kakhulu. Lol

Ukuchitha iFrideni elula ndijolise kule ndoda. Ijolise kakhulu 🤣

Ndiyawuthanda umxholo wokuba umfanekiso wam omhle kakhulu wathathwa ngempazamo, umfanekiso:

Ndiyenzile eyam ithiyori yokuba uninzi lwamadoda luthanda uBruce Wayne kuba bafuna ukuba njengaye (imali, iigajethi, abafazi, udumo) kwaye uninzi lwababini luthanda uClark Kent kuba bafuna ukuhlangana nomntu onjengaye (mhle, onomoya, ophilayo, indoda yosapho, elula)..

Qaphela ukuba andinakho ukunceda malunga neBatman kunye neSuperman yazo zonke? Kuba ebomini bokwenyani lezo azikho kodwa iialter egos zazo zingakhona.. kwaye ngandlela thile xa sichaza uBruce Wayne kubonakala ngathi kufana nepersona ethile uTate ayibeka. Ndiyazibuza ukuba phi bonke abalandeli bakhe…( ilungisiwe)funda okungakumbi

Akukhange kube mnandi xa umntu enza sengathi uyakukhathalela, kodwa wena usazi kakuhle ukuba kwenzeka ntoni? 😂 Njengoko... ngaba ndingadlala okanye ndithi ndiyazi? 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

Vula / Cima

Kuhlale kuhle ukujolisa abantu kumphumela wabo kumfanekiso wam ophumelelayo, kuba ndihlala ndinokuphosa kunye nemibala "enzima" yokuhlamba.

Uhlanga lweMoya

Ndandihamba ndibona umphosa omtsha weResident Evil nabahlobo bam ngobusuku obungaphambili. Umphosa omhle! Uhleka, uyatyhafa, iimpembelelo ezimnandi kunye neziganeko. Ndifuna ukuyibona kwakhona Ngubani omunye obonileyo? Ucinga ntoni?

Ndabuza uchtgpt "ngokusekelwe kuyo yonke into oyaziyo ngathi, yiphi i-character ye-fictitious onokuyikhetha kum" kwaye impendulo ihlekisa kakhulu kodwa ewe ikhangela kum, indoda enamandla anele engathandabuziweyo ngam😂😂😂