Your honor, my client is clearly suffering from intense Kleptomania which has gone unhindered as a result of her royal status. The Queen herself can testify to her lack of disciplined upbringing and how this has undoubtedly led to her current list of accusations. Nobody doubts the heinous nature if these acts, but given that the Royal family themselves are directly tied to her upbringing and the privileges she has been allowed, surely we can all agree that she would not have been permitted to develop such anti-social behaviors otherwise. Therefore, I submit that the Princess should serve a minimum of 10 years of community service to rectify her wrongdoings, with the added caveat that they will not be ascending the throne, and regular sessions with a qualified mental health professional.