Umphakathi we-Clueless

Ubufakazi

Ngokuphefumula nje amehlo ayanyakaza, umsindo ukhahlela ingqondo, uzelula ngokuzenzakalelayo ubheke emzuzwini osontekile, izimoto eziphululwa yizinjini ezibhodlayo zihleba ukuthi umhlaba useliqhekeze iqanda njengoba uphuma embhedeni ukuze uphinde unambithe isimiso, sihlanganisa ndawonye okusele…funda kabanzi

Ukho yini omunye umuntu ongasazi nhlobo izindaba zomhlaba? Umhlaba ungase ube ubhekene nesenzakalo esingokomlando ngempela, kodwa mina ngingazi lutho ngoba ngimatasa kakhulu ngibuka amavidiyo ezilwane ezinhle. Azikho izibuyekezo, azikho izinhlelo zokuzilungiselela, alikho isu lokusinda. Yimina nje, ifoni yami, nenqwaba yamavidiyo ezilwane engingazi lutho ngazo. 😂😂

[Ubufakazi] UNkulunkulu Wangihlangabeza Esikhathini Sami Esimnyama Kakhulu Ngisemncane Ngina-16

Sanibonani bazalwane bami kuKristu, Namuhla ngicabange ukuthi ngithanda ukwabelana ngokokuqala engazizwa khona ubukhona boMoya oNgcwele nokuthi lelo lizwe lashintsha kanjani impilo yami. Eminyakeni eyishumi nambili edlule, ngineminyaka engu-16, ngafinyelela phansi kakhulu empilweni…funda kabanzi

Ngisanda kufunda imfihlo yabesifazane kulolu hlelo 😂 Uma owesifazane ethula amazwi emqondweni yomfana kanti omunye owesifazane uyayithanda le mpendulo ngaphandle kokubona, kusho ukuthi owesifazane wesibili uyamthanda lowo mfana ngothando noma kukhona okukhona phakathi kwabo ngakho nje uqinisekisa ukujola kwakhe ngokuyithanda le mpendulo 😂

Ngizizwa ngifana nengane ehlakaniphile engakaze iqonde le mikhuba ngaphambili 🤣 ngithi ngiyingane ye-INTJ, anginawo umqondo ezithombeni zothando 😂( kulungiswe )

Ukubuka Izinkanyezi

Ngiyabona ukuthi *kungaba* indawo enhle yokubuza. Ngiyangena kule msebenzi futhi anginawo umqondo wokuthi ngiyaphi. Ingabe unayo imiyalo ngezindawo zokubuka izinkanyezi?

Heyy

Ngikwi-nyanga, angazi kahle ukuthi lokhu kusebenza kanjani haha. Ukuxoxa?

Uhlanya, ngithanda ukumkhumbula ngothule. 🖤

Uhlanya olungazi lutho 🤣

Ngiyabuza ngempela... Yini amadoda alindele uma ethumela isicelo sokuhlangana?

Ngiphinde ngavula i-akhawunti yami futhi ngithole izicelo zokuhlangana futhi ngamukela ezithile. Kodwa abakhulumi lutho futhi angikwazanga ukuthola ulwazi oluningi ku-bio yabo futhi ababhali izikhala nezinkulumo. Ngakho, ngempela anginayo imicabango ngabo futhi ngiqeda nje ngokubahlukanisa.

Masixazulule ingxabano yesiko

Sihlala sizwa isithombe esifanayo: "Amadoda abheka kuphela izithombe, futhi abesifazane bafunda kuphela i-bio." Kodwa ngabe lokho kuyiqiniso? Bafazi: Yisiphi uhlobo lwephrofayela ocabanga ukuthi luthokozisa abafana ngempela? Bafana: Yisiphi uhlobo lwephrofayela ocabanga ukuthi lusebenza ngempela…funda kabanzi

Uhlanya

Ngilandele izolo..... Le app isebenza kanjani? Imiyalelo? Ingabe kujwayelekile ukuthola inani elikhulu kakhulu lokuthandwa nemiyalezo ngokushesha. Ngizizwa ✨ngithukile✨

Uthando

lufika kuwe lapho ungakudingi nhlobo futhi futhi uzobe ungazi ukuthi kufanele ubambe noma ukhulule.

Uyenzenjani?

Ngalesi sikhathi ngisho nami angiqondi kahle izinto azithokozisayo 😂

IMassaman curry, uTomyum, uKhaosoi kanye ne-mango sticky rice (ne-ice cream)

Ngilethe abangane bami bamazwe ngamazwe e-chiangmai ngalesi sikhathi sasehlobo futhi sahamba endaweni ethile esiyithole ku-google map (ngingekho endaweni, ngakho ngangingenalo ulwazi njengabo😭)

ukuphosa inkukhu

umngane wami wayengazi lutho futhi wathola ukushaywa yizikhali zami zonke 😭💀 psml

Omunye umuntu oneminyaka efana neyakho uphila usuku lwakhe lokugcina emhlabeni namuhla. Yenza ngaphandle kokwazi, Yenza uphukile, Yenza unomoya ophukile, Yenza unokwesaba, Yenza udinwe, Yenza ngoba ungakwenza, Yenza ngoba ngiyakholelwa ukuthi ungakwenza.

Imicabango kaDostoyevsky?

Ngisanda kuthola lokhu namuhla, ngisendleleni ye-kwarta. Kuze kube manje, umphakathi ubonakala enezinhloso ezinhle kodwa engazi lutho.

U-Andy Burnham, umphathiswa we-UK, akazi lutho lmao

Izindleko zezinye izinto ezisemqoka ezitholakala ezitolo, kuhlanganise ne-baked beans, ama-gherkins kanye ne-chocolate zizokwenziwa zibe phansi njengengxenye yezixazululo eziyisihlanu “zansuku zonke” ezethulwe nguhulumeni. Uthe futhi akazi kahle ukuthi kufanele enze kanjani ngama-ai athatha…funda kabanzi

Ngiyazibuza, "Nini engizothola uthando oluhlanzekile kangaka?" Kodwa yebo, ngisaphazamisekile

Aziz Hedra - Somebody's Pleasure🎧( kulungiswe )

Uhlelo Lwakho Olufanele Lokuqala?

Ngiyashaya kakhulu futhi ukuhamba phambili bekungelula ngoba angazi nakanjani ukuthi ngizokwenza kanjani isinyathelo sokuqala, ngakho ngiyabeka lokhu ukuze ngibone ukuthi yiziphi izinhlobo zempendulo engizithola. Kubo bonke abesifazane abakhona, ngabe ungathanda kanjani ukusondelwa kumuntu ofuna…( kulungiswe )funda kabanzi

Ngiyakwazi kanjani ukuthuthukisa ukubukeka kwami?

Uma kuziwa ekuthuthukiseni ukubukeka kwami ngithanda ukungazi kahle lol, yini okufanele ngiyishintshe? Ngizothatha noma yisiphi impendulo!

Okwamanje Ngifunda uGrandmaster of Demonic Cultivation Vol. 2, eminye imicabango

UWei Wuxian angase abe ngcono kakhulu uma kuziwa kuDemonic Cultivation, kodwa uNkulunkulu, akazi lutho uma kuziwa kumuzwa kaLan Wangji ngaye! ULan Wangji uzobeka ngokweqile isimo sokuthi alinywe nguWei Wuxian, kanti uWei Wuxian uthi "huh, kuyamangalisa". Akazi lutho!!

Ungazi kahle ngezinye izikhathi 😅

Ungangitshela nje esikhundleni sokuzama ukunginika izinkomba? Angikaphumi isikhathi eside kangaka ngicabanga ukuthi abantu basengibheka kahle nje lol.

Ngabe le ndlela yothando ingithola. 🥺🥹🙂

Lowo okhumbulayo, lowo onikela ngempilo, lowo ocabanga ngami nsuku zonke futhi ongithola ngisho nasezincane kakhulu. Lowo ongaziphathi njengokungazi, lowo ophendulayo, lowo owenza izithembiso zabo zibe ngokoqobo futhi lowo owazi ukuthi angihloniphe. 🫶🏻

Abantu abaqotho baseNew York abahambi eTimes Square ngoNyaka Omusha..sihlakaniphile kulokhu. 😂

I-rent ibhajwe ngosuku lwesithupha, akekho ofuna ukungena ezinkingeni nabavakashi abangenalwazi, izitimela zizogcwala, kuzoba kubanda, ININGI YETHU INOMSEBENZI NGOSUKU OLWESITHUPHA. 🤣ubani ofuna ukuqala unyaka omusha enezinkinga?

Ngabe le ndlela yothando ingithola. 🥺🥹🙂

Lowo okhumbulayo, lowo onikela ngempilo, lowo ocabanga ngami nsuku zonke futhi ongithola ngisho nasezincane kakhulu. Lowo ongaziphathi njengokungazi, lowo ophindisela, lowo owenza iqiniso ngezithembiso zabo futhi lowo owazi ukuthi angihloniphe kanjani. 🫶🏻( kulungiswe )

Yini ama-eneagram?

Uma ungumuntu onobuchwepheshe ngabo, ungachaza ukuthi lezo zinombolo ezincane zisho ukuthini? Ngiyenze isivivinyo futhi ngisaphazamisekile. Eyami ngu-5w6 btw 😁

Udinga amakhasi omculo we-guitar kagesi

Ngikhona manje ngisha emhlabeni wokudlala umculo hhayi ukuwulalela kodwa ngingumuntu odlala futhi ofuna ukuthuthuka kodwa nansi into, angikazimiseli ukuthenga izifundo futhi ngibe ngingazi lutho futhi le ndoda ingifundisa lutho ngaphandle kokuthi into engifuna ukuyifunda ngedwa ekuqaleni kodwa…funda kabanzi

Ukukhulula ingcindezi

Igama: Iholide Lisebenzise uma ungena: Ukusekela Uhlulekile Ujabulile Ungazi kahle

Abantu Abangazi

Sikwi era yeCasanova noma nje i era yeClueless? Imicabango? Lapho ethi "masibone ukuthi kuhamba kanjani" kodwa engena ne-GPS. ​Lost in the sauce (and the lace). Ilindele "Happily Ever After" yakhe ngenkathi wenza yonke imisebenzi. ​Uphakathi kwe "Passenger Princess" yakhe. Ngokomqondo…funda kabanzi

Qaphela...

Labo abakhombisa kuphela "uhlanga lwabo lwe-PG-12" banokuthile okumnyama kakhulu ngabo okungase kube baziqhenya ngakho, noma bakufihla ngenhloso. Ngesikhathi esithile, lokho kuzobabamba. Yiba nekhono... Yiba nehlonipho... 👁

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Ibhizinisi elikhulu kakhulu lobugebengu emlandweni yabantu yi-human trafficking, likhulu kunezidakamizwa, likhulu kunezokugembula ezingekho emthethweni noma ezokugembula eziphakeme. Lokhu kusho ukuthi uma into efana nezidakamizwa noma enye yalezi zinkulu zobugebengu ikuthintele, noma…funda kabanzi

Lapho indoda ishaya izinkomba futhi ngingazi kahle ngempilo yami.

Uhlanya

Ingabe lokhu kube kwenzeka kimi?

Indlela yokwazi uma othile ekuthandela

Akuyona into yokuzikhukhumeza ukubika abantu ukuthi awuqondi. Ukuphuthelwa izimpawu zokuthandana kuyindlela esheshayo yokudambisa abantu abenza umzamo wokukhuluma nawe. Nazi ezinye izinto okufanele uzibheke uma ungazi ukuthi othile uyakuthanda yini. Online: 1. Ukuthumela imiyalezo njalo. Lokhu…( kulungiswe )funda kabanzi

siyazithola

Siyaphazama

Ukudansa Ngaphakathi Kwenhliziyo Yami Ngiyathanda ukuthi ubuhle bakho buhle kangakanani, uhlobo lobuhle oluhlala ezikhathini zokuthula. Ngezinye izikhathi ngicabanga ukuthatha isithombe sakho ngezikhathi ungabheki— ukuthi ngithathe indlela ukukhanya kubonakala kufika kahle ngawe. Lapho…funda kabanzi

Izikhumbuzo

Ngabe kukhona ongangitshela ukuthi ngingakuphi kanjani impendulo ehlekisayo ezikhumbuzweni noma ebhayibhelini? Ngiyaphazamiseka lapha.