Umphakathi we-Standup
Umphakathi we-standup, ingxoxo, nokudingida.
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Hlangana Nabantu Abasha
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Umphakathi we-standup, ingxoxo, nokudingida.
611K IMIMOYA
KONKE
standup
Hlangana Nabantu Abasha
OKULANDAYO
Okuthunyelwe Okuhlobene
Qiniseka ukuthi u prayer ngekusasa lakho, izithakazelo ezihambisana nomoya kanye nazo zonke izinto ezikuhlukanisa noNkulunkulu ngoba isikhathi asisisi.
Umcimbi ungihlekisile ngaphandle kokumisa😆🫶( kulungiswe )

Ubani umgibeli wakho omthandayo?
Isikhathi sesibili sithokozisa, i-shayari ifika ngokujulile ngempela bukhoma, futhi izithameli zashaya umoya! Kusuka ku-shayari ethokozisayo kuya ekuhlekeni okungapheli! UManhar Seth uphinde waguqula ubusuku baba yimilingo emhlophe✨

Ikliphu ye-set yami yokuma. Ucabanga ukuthi kungani ngingakabi nobudlelwano?
Akukho ma-slug abulawelwe ekwenzeni le show
Umsakazo omusha kaSamay wawumangalisaaaaaaa bhuti


Ngiyabonga KABANZI bonke abangithumele uthando! Angikhathaleli izinsuku ezilodwa! Ngithanda amafilimu e-horror, izindaba zobugebengu/izincwadi, ama-comedy standup, iminyuziyamu kanye nezokuphumula. Angisakwazi ukusabalalisa ubugebengu. Ngidinga isikhwama sokuhamba ezitebhisini..kodwa ngiyabonga…funda kabanzi

Ngike ngavakashela emakhilabhini ambalwa eStandup Comics futhi ngihlale ngizizwa ukuthi kungaba umsebenzi omuhle kimi kodwa angiqondi kahle indlela abantu abaqala ngayo kwi-stand up. Yini eyenza ibonakale "ingenalutho" uma iqhathaniswa?
UJeff Arcuri ukuma phezulu
Uphinde wakhuluma iqiniso!💯💯💯 #funny #humor #standup

#standup
Yimuphi ispeciali yeStandup ophakamisayo ohlwini lwakho?
Ngithanda uTaylor Tomlinson njengamanje.
#phakamisa #inkululeko #ukuhlekisa
Ihlaya ngama-orphan kumakhomedi amakhulu
Ngizwe ukuthi uRichard Lewis odumile ushone ezinsukwini ezedlule, futhi lokhu kwaba umcabango wokuqala owawungaphakathi engqondweni yami, ngakho ngacabanga ukuthi ngizokwenza lokhu futhi ngikuhlanganyele. Wawuyeka ukuphuza nezidakamizwa ngo-1994, wahlala engaphuzi, kodwa kumele kube kube nzima…funda kabanzi

#memes #izilwane #boo #standup #ukuhlekisa

Akekho onentshisekelo kuphrofayela yami ngoba kusukela ekuqaleni angizange ngithole umyalezo 😕 #cooking #concerts #gaming #random #kpop #web3 #travel #standup #humanrights #minecraft #( kulungiswe )

Uyazi. Ubani owakwenza wahleka ngaphambi kokuthi le platform yenze wonke amaqembu-omsebenzi ahlabe umxhwele?
Lokhu kungenzeka kube ukuphinda kwenhloso kodwa ngizizwa ngidinga ukwabelana ngemibono yami. 🤣 5) Richard Pryor- Waphumelela ukweqa ukucwaswa kwemibala ngaleso sikhathi futhi wavula indlela yokuba kube yinto ejwayelekile njengomhlabeleli omnyama. 4) Bill Burr- Imibono yakhe nezinto azithathayo…funda kabanzi
Eyami ingu dave chappelle.
"Uma ungavumi ukuvikela okuthile, uzowela kukho konke"( kulungiswe )

Hey gang! Ninjani niyabuka manje? Okukhuluma ngakho ngempela yizinhlelo ze-anime nezokuhlekisa. Ngakho ngidinga ezinye izinhlelo ezintsha. Ngikhona ku-Kaiju no 8, demon slayer, jjk, futhi ngibone ama-classics afana ne-one piece, Naruto, dbz. Okuthandayo kakhulu empilweni yami yi-Hajime No Ippo,…funda kabanzi
Ngibukele kakhulu i-kill Tony, kodwa inezikhathi zayo kuphela. Ninjani abantu abajabulisayo engingababukela?

Yini umbono omkhulu ongawuthola ngothando nobudlelwano emehlweni akho? #dating #romance #question #india #gujarat #ahmedabad #love #friends #yoga #single #relationship #boo #travel #food #books #standup #comady #vegetarian #music #movies #memes #art #funny #dogs #gaming
Ispini esisha sokuhlekisa www.sambasscomedy.com( kulungiswe )
umqondo omuhle noma cha? kimi mhlawumbe ngosuku lwesithathu
18 amavoti
Ngicelile i-AI yami ukuthi ibhale ingoma mayelana nokuphila kwami. Manje isiphakathi kokuphindaphinda 'Ngiyacela, akekho omunye umhlangano!
ingxenye engcono yilesi sikhathi lapho uthola khona ukuthi ama-tattoo ayisono ngokumelene noNkulunkulu. njengokuthi ungavunyelwa ngisho ezulwini ngoba unetatu noma i-piercing, njengokuthi ungakwenza kanjani lokho emzimbeni owakunika wona. Ngiyadlala nje, angikholelwa nhlobo, lokhu kuyahlanya. Uma…funda kabanzi
Iziyours ezimbili zokuhleka okungapheli, ngiqinisekile ukuthi sizobonana futhi


Ngicabanga ukuthi umsebenzi wokuxhumana nezethameli udinga ukucabanga ngokushesha, ukubekezela okuncane, ukuhlakanipha kokuqonda ukuthi amazwi awasho lutho ngawe, futhi ngesikhathi esifanayo wazi ukuthi ungazenzi nini isilima. Ungakuthuthukisa kanjani futhi usebenzele kukho?
Ngabe ngike ngavakashela noma iyiphi indlela yokuhlekisa? Cha. Kwakumnandi? Yebo.. Ngabe ngashaya umoya lapho abantu bephosa izinsolo? Impela.( kulungiswe )


Nokho, kukhona okukhona eduze kwami?
Kwaqala kahle. Ngithole okunconyiwe kakhulu kokuphrinta amafayela eGyöngyös kune-Eger — sikhuluma ngo-50,000 vs 78,000. Ngaleso sikhathi ngazizwa ngiyis adult enesibopho sezezimali. Njengomuntu… oyiqonda ama-spreadsheet. Ongase abe nefolda. Bese ngiphuma ebhasi e-Eger… ngishiya iphakethe lonke…funda kabanzi
NGIKHONA UKUPHULA UMBANGO WAKHO 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
Ngibheke phambili ukuhleka kulobu busuku!

NGIKHONA UKUPHULA UMBHIDLO WAKHO 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
Ngaphambi kokuthi ubone okuthile ngaphandle komuntu wesilisa owenza i-stand-up


Ubuqhaqhazela bokuphumula obungalindelekile. Ngithanda i-hoodie yami ka-Adam Sandler, nokho. Ngijabule kakhulu ukuthi ngikwazile ukumfaka bukhoma 😁 Ubani othanda ukuya ukubona i-stand-up? Ubani owawubona? Zikhona izenzakalo ozijabulelayo?

Ngiyenza ubusuku bami bokuqala be-open mic, futhi ngiyaphinda ngiqale ukungena esiteji kusukela esikoleni samabanga aphezulu ebusuku be-open mic eFrans bar eNashville ngomhla ka-19. Ngiyakhathazeka kakhulu, kodwa ngijabule.
Uyazi ukuthini ngokukhipha amaTesla emoyeni??? akukhona ukuthi lokho kwenza kube ngcono noma yini.( kulungiswe )

Okwami nguLouis C.K.( kulungiswe )
Intaba yekati.

Ngiyaziqhenya ngokuzama okuthile okusha. Ngeviki leLanga, ngenze i-open mic yami yokuqala!

Noma ngivele ngakhetha ukuba njalo … 😅🥹
