Hapori Anecdotes

He huarahi nui ki te mārama ki te āhua o te tangata ko te pēhea e whakautu ana rātou i muri i te kupu "Kāore".

Tērā pea he kaupapa māmā, he mea pātea, engari e whiti ana te marama ki te mōhio ki ngā kare ā-roto. He tangata kē atu e whai ana i ngā kōrero pai hei kōrero?

Tūtohu kōrero

Whakakīia ngā kōrero āu mā te mutu i ngā kōrero ki, "...i mua i ngā whakapae katoa."

He tino whakamīharo te āhua e whakakotahi ana tō hiahia mō te tūruhi me te haere. Ka taea e au te whakaaro noa i ngā kōrero pārekareka e kohikohia ana e koe i te huarahi! He aha te wā tino pārekareka i pā mai i ō haerenga?

Kaore e taea e koe te utu ki te urupa.

Kaore e taea e koe te utu ki te urupa. Kāore he whakaoranga. Kāore he rārangi. Kāore he whakapāha i whakapaingia ki te mārble. Ehara koe i te nama ka taea te whakatutuki mā te ngaro. Kia ora, mēnā hei whakahawea i ngā reo katoa e kī ana kua oti kē te tuhinga o tō kōrero. Kia ora mō te wā roa e…pānui atu

Tūtohu mō ngā tāne

Kia ora! Kua hoki mai au me ngā tūtohu anō mō ngā tāne i tēnei rā. Anei aku 5 tino tūtohu mō ngā tāne e rapu ana ki te whakaihiihi i tētahi tangata motuhake mō te Rā Valentine 1. Tūhono ki ō kaha — kaua e kī “e kīia ana he tangata pātea au”, e mōhio ana koe ko wai koe! Kōrero mai ki a mātou mō…pānui atu

Kua kitea e koe he hoa pono, he hoa hou rānei nāna i awhina tēnei taupānga?

He pātai anake, ka hiahia au ki te pānui i ētahi kōrero mōhio 👀🙂

He pooti anō

He mahi pono te whakakāhiko ki a koe? He kōrero anō?

Tēnā. Ka inoi au ki a koe. Ka whakaatuhia mai pea e te kotahi i roto i te rau e hiahia ana ahau. Kāore e pā ana ki ngā āhua. I tuhia e au he kōrero katoa me ngā kōrero me ngā pūrākau. E mōhio ana au. E whakapono ana au. I roto i taku ngākau. Ka taea e koe te mahi pai ake i te "Hey" hei karere. He pai ake tā mātou katoa i te "Hey"

Ka pai ake au ki te whakakino i ia āhuatanga o au hei tangata. I te mea ko "Hey" ka pai ake au ki te tahae i taku tuakiri i te "Hey" mēnā e hiahia ana au ki te wheako ki te kōrero ki te pouaka tirotiro. Ka haere au ki Costco mō te wheako tūturu.( whakatikahia )

Kua rongo tonu ahau i te hiahia mo taua mea 🤔

He tangata kei a ia nga korero whakamere?

Te mea e pā ana ki ngā hoa tawhito

E mōhio ana rātou ki te pūnaha whakawhiti i ngā ara tawhito e pātea ana i te poihau me te ngākau pātea me ngā hikareti utu iti. E mōhio ana rātou ki te ara poto i te taha o te puna wai, ā, ka kawea mai ngā kōrero mō te taha rorohiko me ngā pākiki i ngā turi e hiahia ana koe ki te wareware. He rahi…pānui atu

Ngā wero

He aha te mea tino pai i mahi ai koe i roto i te kēmu ataata hei whakatūpato i a koe anō? Hei tauira, i te mea kua oti i ahau te whakaoti i taku tūranga tuarua o Tears of the Kingdom kāore e whakamahi i ngā kākahu, kāore hoki e tiki i ngā tohunga, i te paraglider. (I whakakāhoretia e au te whāinga…pānui atu

Te Whakatakoto i te Ao Tūturu: Te Whāngai i te Tuakiri, te Hauora Hinengaro, me te Oranga, 10 tohu mō te tirohanga!

I te tirohanga tuatahi: “Ka whakaaro ngā manu i whakatipuhia i roto i te whare herehere he mate te rererangi” Ko te whakaritenga matatika o ēnei e toru ngā āhuatanga - Te Tangata, Te Autaia, me te ADHD - e whakahaere ana i tētahi haerenga whakamīharo me te rere i roto i ngā hōhonutanga o aku…pānui atu

Te kōrero ki ngā UFO mā te rama.

Kua pā mai tēnei kōrero rerekē mō te whakapā ki ngā UFO mā te rama. Ko te whakaaro, mēnā ka kite koe i tētahi UFO i te rangi i te tawhiti tata, ka taea e koe te whakamahi i te rama hei whakapā. E ai ki te kōrero, ka whakautu te UFO ki te marama. Ko etahi e kī ana ko te waehere Morse te huarahi…pānui atu

Te whak lecture whakamutunga

"Te Whak Lecture Whakamutunga" he tuhinga pouri, whakaaweawe nā Randy Pausch. I whakauru mai e taku hoa pai a Ann i ngā tau tuatahi o te 2000, ko te pukapuka he whakaaturanga ki te kaha me te mōhio o Pausch i a ia e kōrero ana mō āna akoranga i te ao. Kua kīngia ki ngā kōrero whai whakaaro me ngā…pānui atu

He kōrero tēnei i pānui au i te ipurangi. Kāore tēnei mō te hunga e pāngia ana e te ngākau. He tino tangi te kōrero nei.

I ngā tau 55 i marenatia ai ōku mātua. I tētahi ata, i te heke iho o tōku whaea ki te whakarite parakuihi mō te pāpā, i pāngia ia e te ngākau, ā, i hinga. I tango tōku pāpā i a ia i te mea e taea ana e ia, ā, i tata ia ki te kīia ki te taraka. I te tere katoa, kāore e whai i ngā rama waka, i kawe…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Live

Kei te pai ahau ki te tuhi. I te tamariki ahau i te tuhi i taku korero tuatahi, i whakaputaina ki roto i tetahi pukapuka iti mo au. I te wa e teina ana ahau, i tuhi ahau i tetahi korero fanfiction e neke ana i te 200+ whārangi e whakaatu ana i ahau hei tino tangata me ngā tangata mai i ngā…pānui atu

Te Po Hiko

I te po pēnei ka taea te tupu i ngā mea katoa—he Paraire e whakapae ana i te tere o te adrenaline, he āheinga ki te waiho i te ao pātea i muri. I haere mātou ko aku hoa ki te karapu i raro i te Soho tawhito, e whiti ana ngā rama neon i runga i a mātou pērā i ngā whetū e whakahee ana ki te pō; i te…pānui atu

He manu

Kei te tuhi au i tētahi pukapuka mō ngā manu, tukuna mai āu kōrero pai mō ngā manu, ngā pūrākau, ngā mōhiohio, ngā pakiwaitara e pā ana ki ngā manu i a koe, i tō whenua! :)

Te Whakaahua Geordie

Kaore au e wareware i te kakara o te hā, i raro i tōna ringaringa. He pō mahana i Oketopa i runga i te Moutere Feckin', ā, he pākiki te hau i te rōpū o te heather, te one pātea, me te kakara kāore e taea te whakamārama e te pātea e puta mai ana i ngā wāhi e toe ana o te whenua i ngā maunga e…pānui atu

Mēnā ka riri te tangata i ngā kōrero paki, i ngā wheako o ētahi atu; me mōhio, kāore ēnei tāngata e kōrero ana mōu, e kōrero ana i tō pānga. Kei roto katoa i tō roro, ā, ko te riri he whakaiti i te mana. Ko te tirohanga ki roto me te whakaaro ko te wāhanga o te tipu.( whakatikahia )

Genshin Photo Spree

Kei etahi whakaahua mai i nga Hui Pōuri 💤. I tua atu, ko Mizuki i te mea kua tukuna ia. Engari, e pai ana ahau ki nga Anecdotes i te mea e ki ana taku hoa he rite ki nga hui pseudo lmao. Ko te whakaahua i te mutunga me Amber ko ia te wahine mahi Monstad he ahua whakaahua epic lol 😀 #gaming…pānui atu

Te uiui a Sanderson ki a Ferris

Kātahi anō au i whakarongo ki a ia i runga i YouTube. Ahakoa he tangata au i whakarongo ki ngā Writing Excuses me ngā akoranga o Sanderson i te whare wānanga, he maha ngā kōrero pārekareka e pā ana ki te hanga i tētahi pakihi whakaputa i a koe anō me te pānuitanga.

He whakaahua mai i "Howl" nā Allen Ginsberg

"he rōpū ngaro o ngā kaiwhakawhiti kōrero platonic e peke ana i ngā pātū i ngā putanga ahi i ngā paepae matapihi i te Empire State i te marama, yacketayakking e karanga ana e whāngai ana e whāngai ana i ngā mea pono me ngā maumahara me ngā kōrero paki me ngā patu kanohi me ngā pānui o ngā hōhipera…pānui atu

Ko ngā Hoa te Ritimū ki tā mātou waiata

Ko te whanaungatanga he mahi toi o te raru, he paraihe ātaahua o te kata, te roimata, me ngā kōrero huna. He haerenga wā, i reira ka riro ngā maumahara o inanahi hei kōrero mō āpōpō. Ko ngā hoa te ritimū ki tā mātou waiata, ko ngā wāhanga ngaro ki tā mātou pākākā, ā, ko ngā kaituhi tahi ki tā mātou…pānui atu

Te Hītori o te Anime ☠️

Ko te emakimono me ngā whakaari ā-ata (kage-e) e kiia ana hei tīmatanga mō te whakatangitangi o Iapani.[19] He mea rongonui te emakimono i te rautau tekau mā tahi. I kōrero ngā kai kōrero haere i ngā pūrākau me ngā kōrero poto i te wā e whakatuwherahia ana te emakimono mai i te taha matau ki te…pānui atu

Ngā Pūrākau

Kia ora, ko Brayan tōku ingoa, he pai ki te kōrero, kei te tuhi au ki te kite mēnā he pūrākau ā te tangata mō ō rātou kuri, ahakoa he whakamataku, he ātaahua, he pōuri. Kei konei au ki te whakarongo ki a rātou

Ngā tāngata whakatūpato e awhina ana i ngā tāngata pāpori

E mōhio ana au he pēnā ngā pou i tuhia, engari i whakaaro au ka whai hua tēnei ki ētahi atu. Kua hangaia e au he pou pātea (mō ngā tāngata pāpori) I te nuinga, ngā tāngata whakatūpato, tāpirihia ngā mea katoa e whakaaro ana koe e hiahia ana ngā tāngata pāpori ki te mōhio, ki ngā mea e hiahia ana…pānui atu

He aha te mea tino ngahau i riro i a koe i tetahi tūranga?

Ka pōwhiritia ngā kōrero ngahau, ngā wheako rānei!

Tuhinga i te Hindi

Ko taku korero ehara i te mea he rārangi kupu e rua, engari he mea kei roto i ngā kōrero kāore i rongohia, kāore i kōrerohia.

Aroha i te Marama, i te Whakatūpato Whero? I Kite Au I tenei, ā, Me Tīmata te Kōrero – He aha te tikanga mō te rāngai?

I te haere au i te pō i te rā i pātea, ā, i tango au i tēnei whakaahua e kī ana "whakataurite romantic" ki au. E mōhio ana tātou ko te marama te tohu tino o te aroha me ngā kare ā-roto – whakaarohia ngā wāhanga marama e ārahi ana i ngā kare, i ngā kōrero tawhito mō ngā kaiwhakaari i raro i te…pānui atu

'Goodbye to All That' na Robert Graves

He pakiwaituhi whakamīharo tēnei me ngā kōrero pōuri e pā ana ki te WWI me te maha o ngā kōrero mō ngā tangata rongonui me ētahi atu kaipepa o te wā pērā i a Siegfried Sassoon. Ka tūtohu nui ahau ki a koe mēnā e hiahia ana koe ki te hītori/ ngā kaipepa

Te kōrero ki ngā UFO mā te rama

Kua pā mai tēnei kōrero rerekē mō te whakapā ki ngā UFO mā te rama. Ko te whakaaro, mēnā ka kite koe i tētahi UFO i te rangi i te tawhiti tata, ka taea e koe te whakamahi i te rama hei whakatū i te kōrero. E ai ki te kōrero, ka whakautu te UFO ki te marama. Ko etahi e kī ana ko te waehere Morse te…pānui atu