Hapori Body

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Kei te tīmata ahau ki te ako ki te tunu kai e hāngai ana ki ngā tino hiahia o tōku tinana. He tino pai ki ahau ngā kai kua koromamaotia, he māmā noa ngā whakaranu. He tino pai anō ki ahau ngā huarākau me ngā huawhenua — ngā kāreti, te kāpeti-puāwai, ngā pī hukarere, me te chayote. Mō te mīti, ka…pānui atu

He āhua Goth iti🖤

Kāore i te tino nui, engari e ranea ana. Heoi anō, kāore au i tango whakaahua tinana katoa, nā te mea me haere au ki ngā pāti e rua. Āe. Kāore au i moe mō te neke atu i te 3 hāora. I oho tonu mō te 24 hāora🤣🤣

Anei ētahi whakaaro rapunga whakaaro

I mōhio koe he tapanga noa iho ō tātou ingoa hei kukume i tō tātou aro, engari he rauropi noa iho tātou e ora ana, e hā ana, e mōhio ana ki a tātou anō, he tinana, he hinengaro hoki tō tātou e mōhio ana ki a rāua anō?

Kua Whakaatahia a Batman

He moana pango o ngā kākahu tuxedo here-pango me ngā kākahu haute couture te whare kanikani nui o Wayne Plaza. I raro i ngā rama kōhatu tioata e whatiwhati ana i te māramatanga mā kanapa ki runga i ngā papa mapere, ka tukituki ngā karāhe piari a te hunga rangatira i te wā e whakatangi ana tētahi…pānui atu

E kino ana ahau ki tōku tinana

Whakaiti i te tinana

Te whakawhiti tinana

Ka aha koe mēnā ka whakawhiti makutu koe i tō tinana ki tō te ira kē mō te rā kotahi?

Mā te noho mokemoke koe e whai hua ai ā tōna wā

Tuatahi, ko tō ture kukume te take kei te noho mokemoke koe. Kei te mataku koe ki te noho mokemoke, nō reira ka kukume mai koe i ngā mea kei roto i a koe, kia tukuna rā anō e koe te mataku me ngā whakapono hē e mau nei koe mō te mokemoke. Kāore rawa koe i noho mokemoke; kei a koe tō Mātua pono i…pānui atu

He Kōrero mō te Takurua

Kāore te Pō Roa rawa i heke mai; i tukitukia mai. I te Whare Nui o Oakhaven, e ngengere ana ngā poro rākau o Yule, e tuha ana i ngā korakora pērā i ngā whetū kua mauheretia. I noho a Kaelen ki te taha o Elara, ko tōna ringa e tau ana ki runga i tōna ringa. I kakara te hau ki te poaka mohoao kua…pānui atu

Whakangungu ia rā!

Kei te hiahia ētahi wāhine ātaahua ki tētahi kaitiaki tinana tika??

Kāore rawa tētahi e mau i ahau pēnei

Kia mate rā anō ahau 😂

36? Kua tāpirihia he taunakitanga! 🤣🏖️

Te āhua nei, kāore tonu ētahi e whakapono ana kua 36 ōku tau. Anei rā he taunakitanga iti! 😂 36 tau, tokorua ngā tamariki, ā, kei te tiaki tamariki tonu ahau! ❤️ Kei te whakapau kaha tonu kia eke ki te tinana bikini mō te raumati ā tērā tau, engari mō nāianei, kei te pārekareka noa ki te rā, kei…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Antalyaaaa

Kāore rānei he tangata i konei e kōrero ana i te reo Pākehā, i te reo Tūki rānei ???

hai

aroha ahau i taku ora, taku tinana me taku mata

Kai hauora, tinana hauora:

Ehara tētahi momo kai i te hara

I kī a Ihu, ko ngā kai katoa ka uru ki roto i te tinana o te tangata e kore e whakapoke i a ia, engari ko ngā mea ka puta mai i te tangata ka whakapoke i a ia. Nō reira, whakamātauhia te raihi

He tāne pono, he kīngi tūturu, e tino kaingākau ana ki ngā mea katoa, ki ia wāhanga iti o te tinana o tana wahine, kāore rawa he rite ki a ia🤭🙂

I kī mai rātou, E hiahia ana ahau ki te whai hononga taumaha ki a koe Ko tā rātou tino tikanga, E hiahia ana ahau kia wātea noa taku titiro ki tō tinana, engari kāore rawa au e hiahia ki te hanga hononga taumaha. Ka taea e tētahi te whakaū mai???( whakatikahia )

He aha mēnā ka mea noa ahau hei pātea mō ake tonu atu? 🫠

Tēnā, ka tuku au i tētahi kōrero mōku. Mai i te wā i huri ai au ki te 20, kua noho au hei whakakatakata mō te pātea. I tino raru ahau i taku ahua, ā, i ngā tau e pā ana, kua riro mai ngā raru ki taku pātea hei whakatūpato hohonu. He raru hormone kei a au e pā ana ki te pātea, ā, e tino…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Kaha, Wahine, me te pono ki a au anō 🤍🌸

I nga ra tata nei, kua rongo au he iti te whakararuraru ki te tuku i runga i a Boo nāna i pā ki ētahi kōrero mō taku tinana i pā atu ki au i te mea kāore au i te tērā e tūmanakohia. Kei te whakamaumahara au ki a au anō ko tēnei haerenga mōku, kāore mō te whakamanatanga o te tangata. Kei te hiahia…pānui atu

Ngā Manu🐦

Mehemea ka taea e te wawata te huri hei ringa, tērā pea kua whāia kētia e au te tawhiti katoa e WEHE ana i tō tinana i ahau i mua noa atu

Kia Tūpato i te Whakamā: Tūhono Tātou, Kāore e Tōmuri Tātou 💪🏻❤️

He whakamahara iti ki te rōpū tiaki tinana: he wāhi whakangungu tēnei, kāore he whakataetae āhua e whakataurite ana i te wahine. 😂💅🏻 Mēnā kei konei koe ki te whakakāhoretanga i ngā wahine mō te hiki taimaha, tērā pea kua ngaro i a koe te kaupapa o te ao gym. Ka taea e koe te tirotiro i ētahi atu…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

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Kaore au e mau i nga bikinis i te nuinga o te wa i te mea kaore au e mau i nga tarau poto e kapi ana i te nuinga o taku puku, engari ko tenei bikini ka pai ahau.. kei te noho tonu au i te awangawanga mo taku ake tinana na te mea kei te taumaha au, ae, engari he tino whakahirahira tenei mo au, ko te…pānui atu

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I te wa e he ana te AI, ka hanga i to tinana hei, i te wa e mohio ana koe kaore e taea te whakatutuki i taua whāinga i te mea e tino aroha ana au ki te kai 😂😵‍💫😏😑. Engari he tino whakaaweawe ia, ahakoa e whakaaro ana au mēnā me hoko tēnei kākahu, kāore.

Whakangungu tinana o runga

Ki ahau nei, ko te ngako o ngā ringa te mea uaua rawa ki te whakakore🤐

E whakaae ana te 80% ko au tētahi o te hunga e hiahia ana kia hinga tahi me te kararehe😅🤭 ko te kararehe anake ka kaha te aroha ki a koe, me te tino ngākau nui me te hiahia kia noho māna koe i ia rā. Ka tū ki tō taha ki te tiaki i a koe ahakoa he aha te take i roto i tōna oranga. He hononga wairua tō rāua, ehara i te tinana, i te āhua rānei o tō kanohi.🙂

Zombie

Me pēhea rā te mahi a te zombie?? Tino pēhea? Kua mate kē, nē rā? Kua mātao, kua tū te manawa, arā, kāore he toto e rere ana i roto i tōna tinana. Heoi anō, e hīkoi ana—me pēhea?

I whakaaro ahau i te mohio ki te noho hei tangata tae noa ki te mea kotahi i tuhinga i nga huringa. Ka mea koe e porowhita ana koe i ahau. Ko te porowhita he mea anake mo te pūtaiao. Ko te hua he tinana i ngaro, i hanga ano i a ia ano me nga parirau. He mea whakamere te pūtaiao. Kaore e kapi ana aku whakaaro e pa ana ki tenei.

ka ngana ahau ki te horoi atu i taku tinana i te mōhiotanga e ara ake nei, ehara i te mea nōku anō

e kuhu ana ngā tapuwae o ō rātou ringa mā ia kōhao, mā ia kapiti, kua mau ki roto tonu i tōku ngako. ka tangi au, e wera ana ngā roimata i ngā pāpāringa nōku i mua.

He aha mēnā kāore au i te pai hei hoa wahine.....

I ngā wā ka whakaaro au mēnā ka taea e te tangata te aroha ki au i te āhua e noho ana au, kāore e hiahia ana ki te kite i te āhua rerekē. 🤎 He aha mēnā kāore au i te momo kōtiro e pā mai ana te tangata i te tirohanga tuatahi? He kōtiro me ngā makawe ngaru kāore e noho ana i te āhua e hiahia ana…pānui atu

Kānara

E takoto ngū ana tōku wairua, i te mātao tonu o te pō E wiri ana, ka inoi au kia mahana, e maumahara ana ki te maharatanga kua memeha E takoto ana te kānara hei puranga mārō ki te papa, kua pango, kua poto te muka He korakora noa iho tāku e hiahia ai, ko koe anō tāku e hiahia ai... ā, e mōhio ana…pānui atu

Kua ngenge te tinana me te hinengaro.

Tōku pāpā rātou ❤️

Kia ora i te ahiahi, tōku pāpā rātou. ❤️ Kei te pēhea koe? Kei te mahi au i tēnei rā. Mo te parakuihi, kāore au i te kai i tetahi atu mea i tua atu i te taro me ngā hua manu nāna i te mea kei te mataku au kei piki te taumata. 🥹 I te tau kua pahure, kāore au i tino pai ki taku tinana, engari i…pānui atu