Hapori Dudes

Ko wai e hiahia ana ki te tākaro?

Kua roa ahau e kimi ana i tētahi hei tākaro tahi i a Subnautica 2. Ki te hiahia koe, tukuna mai he karere tūmataiti! Kei te pai noa iho ki ahau te tākaro tahi me ngā tāne hoki, kāore he raruraru. He mea hanga ngā kēmu hei whakahoahoa, hei waihanga maharatanga. Ki te mea he kōtiro ātaahua koe, he…pānui atu

He aha?

He aha i tino uaua ai te kimi i tētahi ātaahua, kaingākau ki ngā mea nerd, e rata ana ki ngā tāne pakari, ki te Magic the Gathering, ki ngā kēmu ataata me ngā ngeru? Aue.

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Kāore au i konei mō ngā tāne hiahia taikaha, mō ngā tāngata whakaaro poke rānei, pono 😭 kei te pai noa iho ki ahau te whai hoa, engari ki te hiahia koe ki tua atu i tērā, me mōhio koe ki te manaaki tika i tētahi kōtiro ātaahua, me whakapau kaha hoki. Kua hōhā rawa ahau ki te whakangahau i ngā tāne…pānui atu

He rerekē taku reka ki te whakakatakata

Kāore au e mōhio he aha hei whakairi ki konei, engari e hiahia ana au kia kite mai te tangata i ahau, yo!! E tuwhera ana ahau ki te tūtaki ki ngā tāngata katoa nō Finland e kite ana i tēnei!! Anei taku pikitia o ngā tāne rerekē

Fuhhh… Ka tono te tangata ki ahau mo te moni.. Ka huri taku mata ki tenei.. Tena pea me tuku moni mai koutou e te iwi..

Ko nga taane e 5’5 e hiahia ana ki nga wahine ki te karanga i a ratou hei papa. KA PAI Papa Smurf 😭

he Rāapa tēnei, e hoa mā

he tangata e 35 ana me te ringa pokohiwi i runga i ia whakaahua, e hoa, ko wai te tangata e riri ana ki a koe? 😭

He aha te take ka whakatika noa te tangata i te whakatumatuma ina he tāne rangatahi te pārurenga, ā, ka whakapae he takatāpui ia?

He maha ngā wā kua whakatumatumahia ahau e ngā tāne nō tōku pakeketanga, e ngā tāne pakeke ake hoki. I ngana ahau ki te kōrero kia kitea he otinga, engari i whakapae te tangata he takatāpui ahau, ā, i kī mai, ina whakatumatuma tētahi tāne i tētahi tāne rangatahi ake, ko te tikanga, ki tāna whakaaro…pānui atu

I waiho i muri i nga taonga o Tiamana

ki te tutaki ki tenei tangata ia raumati 😉

He 1000 ngā tāne e aroha ana ki tāna kōrero Kia rerekē, tukuna ia

Kei te hiahia tetahi wahine ki te noho hei hoa i konei? Ka rongo tonu au i nga taane.

Fortnite me ngā inu, kāore rānei?

Kei te rapu au i ngā hoa kēmu, ko ngā wahine te pai ake, kāore e taea e ēnei tāne te pupuhi mō rātou anō 😅

Ko te whakatūpato i te ipurangi...

Kaore he mea iti ake te ātaahua ki te wahine i te tangata... (Āe, i whakaaro koe he mea atu? 🤪) E mōhio ana au kei te rongo āku tāne i te US i tēnei i tēnei wā.

He rōpū tēnei he tangata pātea

LOL

kia ora e te iwi

he aha te raru e hoa mā ! ?

Ētahi Pūāhua

Ngā tāne o tētahi rōpū ninja huna. Āe.

Haha, tino pai

Turbo tāne, kōrero mai! 😎

Me pēhea te pupuri i te kōrero e haere ana

Ehara au i te tohunga mō te whakawhiti kōrero me te pāngarau o te tangata, ahakoa he tohu tāku mō te pēnā. He kōtiro au e kōrero ana ki ētahi atu i Boo, ka taea e au te pōuri, te rongo rānei i te kore hiahia mai i au me te taha kē, nāna i te pēhea e whakawhiti kōrero ai. E hiahia ana koe ki te…pānui atu

I te wa e pa ana nga tangata ki to ratau dms ka mahi hei tangata whakatārewatanga

Kaua e waiho i roto i te pouaka e te iwi..

H A P P Y... Rāapa 🖤💫

Aroha mai e te tangata

Ka tukuna e etahi tangata ki a koe nga karere penei i te "Kei te hiahia au i te wahine" engari ki te patai koe mo te nui o ta ratou e whiwhi ana, ka riri rātou. Pēnā i te bro, he aha te tikanga e hiahia ana koe ki te rererangi ki Kanata ki te tutaki ki te wahine kāore koe i tutaki ki a ia hei…pānui atu

Whakawhāngai

Kāore, kāore au e pai ki te whakawhāngai. Ka kitea e au he tino rerekē te wā e tono ana ngā tāne i tutaki koe ki te haere ki te whakawhāngai me rātou. Pērā i....he aha te mea e pā ana ki tēnā e pai ana? Te whakawhāngai me te tangata kē? E hiahia ana koutou ki te māmā? He huri pēpi, he pounamu wera,…pānui atu

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E ngā tāne e pā ana ki te 40, ā, kei te kino tonu te whakaritenga ki ngā wāhine. Kōkiri, e tata ana koe ki te mate.

Ngā meme Kirihimete

Kua tae mai te wā o te tau. Ā, ko te Rāapa tēnei, e ngā tāne!!!

Me hiahia ana mātou ki te tīmata ki te whakautu i ngā kaipōti kōtiro.

I te mea he tangata i pāngia e te whakawai me te whakahawea e te wahine pakeke i taku taiohitanga, me TĪMATA mātou ki te whakautu i ngā kaipōti wahine mō ā rātou mahi. Ka riri au i te mea e noho ana tēnei subculture whakama ki a mātou e kī ana "āe, he waimarie te tama" i te wā e pā ana te tangata i…pānui atu

MetaZoo TCG

He mea nui taku kanae YouTube. Ka tae mai tātou ki reira i muri mai. Kua kohikohi au i ngā Pokémon mō te 30 tau o taku ora. I tēnei wā, i roto i tētahi WĀNANGA iti o taku kohinga, e mau ana i te 250,000 kāri Vintage, mai i te Base Set tae noa ki Neo. I te pono, ko Jungle me Fossil ka noho hei ngā…pānui atu

Ka whakaaro au i ngā wā katoa... He aha kāore he tangata e kōrero mai ki a au?

Engari, ka mahara au he āhua tēnei mōku 24/7. He pono te RBF mō ngā tāne hoki. Te āhua pātea

Kua para te hunga tangata...

Tāne pai??

He tino pai ki te whai i ngā tāne pai I Ingarangi ka taea e au te whakatū i ngā whanaungatanga tika Ae, he whanaungatanga ipurangi he mea tika, engari he pai ki te noho tahi me te mahi i ngā mea e mahi ana ngā tāne pai Kei te noho au i te taha o te hoa i te ao tūturu He hoa ipurangi anake, ā, e rua…pānui atu

I haere mai ahau ki te whakakotahi me te hunga e pa ana ki aku hiahia, engari ka tono mai nga tangata ki a au mo o rātou pou me ngā poka🤦🏾‍♂️

Lol pēnā... he aha?! E te tangata, he aha?!

Me hia e nga tangata i tenei taupānga ki te mutu te raru me te hanga i nga oati kaore e taea e to ratou mangai te utu

Tāne tuhinga 2

I whakaaro ahau ki te peita i ētahi atu tāne. I whakamahi hoki ahau i aku pene peita ki te tae i tētahi. Kāore e tino kino ana i te mea kāore au e peita i ngā tāne. Kāore hoki au i whai tohu mō ēnei tāne, nāna i hanga.

Tāne Rīpene

Kei te purei noa i taku pukapuka rīpene e tuhi ana i ngā tāne rerekē. He tino pai ki ahau te whakaahua taha tae i mahia e au me te tāne vampira hoki.