Hapori Ex

Ex

Ka ngaro taku ex i te tekau, engari kei te whakahou tonu ia i ahau mō te wā ka riro ia i tētahi rā, i te tangata e kōrero ana ia ki a ia, e whakapono ana au e pātea ana ia i te tukanga.

Kei te hoki mai tetahi i aroha koe ki a ia me te whakapāha, he aha tāu e kī atu ai?

Me tuku atu e au he atu whai wāhi?

I te wa e pa ana te ex ki au i muri i te wa roa. "Ka hiahia tonu au ki a koe," i mea ia. He aha tā koutou whakaaro?

Te take o te Ex 😏😎

#pākiki #whakawhitinga #tohutohuwhakawhanaunga #ex

He aha te mea tino rorirori i korero mai to ex ki a koe?

Ko ahau: I te wa i kitea e taku ex kei roto au i te hononga i muri i te tau e noho ana au i te kotahi, i riri ia, ka mea mai ki au me kore au e aroha i tenei wa. I te patai au ki a ia he aha, ka whakahoki ia, kaore ia i neke atu i a au, me tatari au mo taua mea i mua i te uru ki tetahi hononga hou.…pānui atu

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He karere kotahi mō tōu ex 🥳

I te hono atu ki taku ex 😅

I te hono atu au ki taku ex na te mea kua tino pōuri au, engari e mataku ana au kua tīmata i tētahi mea kāore au i te rite mō 😅😅😅

Ngā hoa tawhito

Ka whakaaro koutou ka taea e koutou te noho hei hoa mō tō koutou hoa tawhito, kāore e taea e ia te raru i ngā mea? Ka whakaaro au, e pā ana ki te tangata, kāore?

Me pehea te wareware i te ex?

Tuhia he Karanga mō tōu hoa tawhito 🥹

Tāne o mua

Ko te tāne o taku hoa pai he tangata tino pārekareka, e rua ana ngā mahi, kotahi hei kaiwhakaako i te whare whakangahau, ā, ko te tahi hei kaiwhakahaere motokā, i haere hoki ia ki te kōhanga, he nui ngā mahi me ngā mea e pā ana ki te mahi, i te mea ko taku hoa e tono ana i tana aro, ahakoa te katoa…pānui atu

I kite au i taku ex i tenei ra

I te mea he tino kino ahau hei hoa rangatira ki taku ex, i pana au i a ia atu, a, i tino pouri ahau. I hanga e au aku raru hei raru mōna i muri i to maatau wehenga. I tenei ra, i kite mātou i a mātou anō, ā, i oma ia. Ki te taha kē o te huarahi. E toru tau kua pahure, ā, he wairua ahau ki a ia.…pānui atu

Waka: he mea rongo ki te hara me te whakama

I riro mai ngā putiputi i te tangata kāore e mōhiotia e mātou

Ngā Whanaungatanga

Mo te take o tēnei pou, i anga ahau ki te whakatū i tētahi hononga i mua, ā, i pā kino rawa atu ki ahau. I te taha o te 2 tau ki muri, i hui au me taku hoa tawhito, i te mea i whakaaro au kei te pai te haere, nāna i tono ki ahau, i noho au ki ngā tāngata tino pāpāho, ā, i te mutunga ka peia au i…pānui atu

Kōrero mai mō tō #ex

He tino rerekē te mea i muri i te 5 tau e kōrero ana, ka neke ia i roto i te 3 marama, 🙃

He aha te awhina ki te wareware i to tatou hoa wahine

I muri i tana tinihanga

Ngā mihi ki tō Ex

Mehemea e hiahia ana koe ki te tuku mihi o te ra whanau ki to ex?

Kia ora koutou. Mo te hunga katoa e whai ana i to ex i to koutou koiora, e pa ana taku patai e raru ana i a au. Kei te tata mai te ra whanau o taku ex wahine, a kei te raru au mena me tuku mihi au ki a ia, ki te kore. E mohio ana au he poto te ora, engari ko te tuku mihi ki a ia kaore e awhina i…pānui atu

I kitea e au te wahi i whanau ai taku ex

#funny #comedy #relationship #ex

He aha te mahi?

Me pehea e haere ai au ki tētahi wāhi i haere ai au me taku hoa tawhito e whai ana i ngā mahara nui ki reira?

Ko te whakatū i tō ex he rite ki te tango anō i te virusi kotahi me te tumanako kāore e pakaru tō waea i tēnei wā❌

2 ex ... Ko te take wehe i waenganui i a raua he rite, ā, ko te take o raua i mua he rite anō hoki 💀🤣 Ka nui te mihi kāore au i whai hononga tinana ki a raua e rua 🗿 Ka noho tonu hei Pātea 🧘 NoSealNoDeal e hoa mā 🫂

5 tau ki te rīhi, koia nei ahau, he aha te mea e tupu ana

kaore e tango i te "kāore" hei whakautu

POV: ka wehe koe i tō hoa tāne nāna i tinihanga i a koe i ngā rā e rua i muri i tō rā whānau, kātahi ka waea/whakapā atu ki a koe, ā, ka tuku mai i tēnei mea pōhēhē 🤦🏼‍♀️ He pēnā te ahua i mōhio ia kua puta au i taku hui rongoā pēnā i te $20 kāore e taea te kai 💩 ka taea e ia te hoki, ka pai au…pānui atu

Ngā Whakamutunga Hāneanea

He mea rerekē, he taumaha hoki te kite i ō whakaahua i muri i ēnei tau katoa. E pā ana ki te mea i pā mai ki tō hoa pai, kāore au i te mōhio, engari e tino koa ana au i pā mai, nāna i āhei ki te noho ki tētahi whakamutunga hāneanea. Ka noho tonu koe hei wāhi motuhake i roto i taku ngākau Ivan 💙( whakatikahia )

Kia waiho tō ex .. e pōuri ana mō te ngaro i a koe me te waiho i a koe

Tāia tō aura ...... ākuhata āhua