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This cracks me up everytime 😂

*Spotting someone I know in the same aisle at the grocery store*

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That's the fun of frozen hands

Psst...I think the Hive likes you 👀

Okay this one is a really good public service announcement! 🤣

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reason why i never want to go anywhere: 1. people

I don't know what to be for the upcoming Halloween

Any ideas?

The rooster clearly had questions.😅

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I've just about Mc-had it.

Day 5

Word of the Day

I never played with dolls, but if you did, or you know someone who did, wish the dolls a Happy Pride from me! Thanks. 🤣🏳️‍🌈👭🏿🧑🏿‍🤝‍🧑🏿❤️

The first heterosexual act XD

Funny, slightly offensive, had to share, enjoy

I had to 😂😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

Why?

A guy I just met asked me to send him a spicy photo, so I sent him a picture of spicy meatballs. 🌶️🍜 Then he got mad and called me stupid. But come on... it *was* a spicy photo. 😂

Believe me, she is a life saver.🥹🤣🤣🤣

I remember everyone now 🤣

Whatever floats your goat

Goat>boat

Lash Relocation Services

I don’t lose my lashes… I strategically redeploy them onto unsuspecting objects.

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Don't mess with a player

:)

😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴🛏️🛌🏿🛌🏿🛌🏿

How I get stuff done

I don’t :(

Dun dun dun

Sharkie sneezed.

I can’t dance but I can still hit a move

I want to learn to do cool street or pop dances but man does that take a lot of coordination and fluid movements. But thankfully with enough liquid courage I think I can do it 😮‍💨

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🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺🪩🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃

Old but gold

Literally me

I know some y’all be like that 😂😂😂😂 cause I am

I love my pinterest

#pinterest

Byeee 😁🤣😆😆😆

Midnight Surprise🤣

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Some people gonna remind u why the heck u were created with middle finger

Backpain 😅😅

Someone relate this after work

Tell me I'm not the only one😅

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BARTENDER: how do you take it? ME: personally