🥶🥵

oops

Hold me lord. 😂

😭

We play by a different set of rules 🤭

Just spreading good vibes 🤣

I’m a pro at it, too 🫠

They're just jelly you have a phone when they didn't

So they cause ringing in your ears instead 😆 (edited)

That hurts🥲

👀

*smell to vulture* (edited)

Them: What is your ideal marriage?

Me:

😅

Drop some metal playlist, please.

🙄🙄

Says who (edited)

😂

🤣

😭😭

Just let me game in peace

⚫

🐧🐆

Dude, animals has manners.

😌🤏🏻

Margaritas now, mortgages later 👁👄👁 (edited)

Hehe legit 💯

🙀🦝

If wrestling isnt real...

Then explain this, you buncha haters.

🥺

🐺

When you dont want to work but a dancing wolf...

iM dOne ❣️🙃

*screams in silent mode*

🤣

🎃 🕷️🧠🦇⚰️

Tova has me dying.

Getting baked as i type this myself...

😂😂😂😂

How to drink water

🫠

Si

That’s a way to catch a dinosaur.

Ive got some oceanside property...

In the middle of russia... or whatever the lyrics are.

I just can’t believe it

He never expected it.

...

The good old days

Damn way to perfect

😂