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Shower thoughts

People keep telling me there is plenty of fish in the sea. Yeah that’s true but I’ve got my eyes on a specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues 👀 😩😩

Honestly if I eat anymore

I’ve eaten about 5 times today, I could actually split into two of me right now like cellar division style it’s like the time I ate a full bag of jelly beans *burps.. send help 😂👀 (edited)

Powerful words

Just heard this quote “Don’t allow your emotions To overpower your intelligence” Who hurt you my guy who hurt you 😭🫡 (edited)

No sleep for the wicked

I don’t fall asleep anymore I just exhaust myself to the point I just pass out and wake up

Adrenaline junkie

Like is it just me or does any one else get overstimulated and then immediately looks to keep the high as long as possible tell I’m physically told to stop then I’m like dammitttttttt Like I might be autistic or have adhd how don’t get tested ?

Year of the rabbit

Where all my rabbits/snowbunnys 👀👀

Someone has too

Happy Valentine’s Day to everybody who hasn’t got one, go out drinking all the singles will be out tonight #guilty

Fact of the day

Toxic fact of the day if your ever feeling like you can’t find the one don’t worry people who are married are still looking for there soul mates Yeah I said it 🤭😑 (edited)

Industry standards

I am the embodiment of a red flag

Travelling again 😩

Back to work pitter patter get at her 👀

My weekend in parts

Part 1

Trio

But I wanna

Honestly if someone’s tells me not too do something it makes me wanna do it is this a trait or something ?

Smorning

One of these before my flight to sunny shetlands 🙄😑😒

Workaholic/ranting

Spend about 10-12 hours at work everyday and i only take every second weekend off for work and the family keeps asking when you gonna get a misses… I ain’t gonna get one not with that schedule the only thing I’m gonna get is a heart attack not heartbroken 👀 (edited)

AHHHHHHHH

Get this song outta my head Fifty fifty -Cupid Goddamn TikTok songs 😭

Eyes bigger than my stomach

I always order too much Chinese food or food in general and now what I’ve got is a stomach ache and food looking at me that wants to be eaten and I don’t wanna waste the food AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Toxic trait

Gonna just message for 2-4 weeks get you hooked then completely delve into my work and completely forget I was messaging someone 👀 #manofyourdreams #toxicdaddy #liability

Gym tonight

Gym tonight let’s turn this dad bod into a god bod Wish me luck 🍀

This is why

This why I watch anime https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYJPuvRr/

Distance

There isn’t anybody (woman) that’s nearby me on this app anybody want to fly over and give me a hug watch mirai nikki on 9anime and just fall asleep next to each other 😩👀🎣 This is also an ad feel free to apply (edited)

Mowahahahaha

Got my own hashtags on here now mowahahahahaha 👀

Usual

That introverted I’m at a wedding and sitting myself outside because I can’t be arsed with a crowd defo something not right with me

Me every night

Hopefully this helps

I really hope you win the battle that you tell no one about.

Weird behaviour

Like I’m not the talkative type I’m not on here to talk just here to see what people are like world wide through there posts Entertain me

Equivalent exchange

Who wants to just give each other affection for a day then never speak to each other ever again

Nicholas cage movies

So I just watched a movie in which Nicholas cage played Nicholas cage in a movie about Nicholas cage trying to get a new up and coming movie then end up writing his own movie with Javi (played by pedro pascal) and the script they are writing is basically describing the movie I’m watching Yeah my… read more

The best noodles

Koka noodles are the best ramen noodles you can get Top three are stir fry, chicken flavour and curry flavour if you haven’t tried them pitter patter get at her

Issei hyoudou

Wee all know this guy the real OG, man will fight anyone. You a bunch of red flags if you an anime lover and not know who he is 😏

My curse

My biggest curse is that I have the biggest NPC energy I only talk/interact with people if they talk to me. Help me 😭🫡

Sleep

I’m just always tired

Problem solved

Can’t we just do what everyone else is doing and just hook up and work it from there 👀

Game on

Let play a game if you scream my first name you get my last name Deal 🤝👀