Uluntu lwe-Shadowking

Imicabango yeShawa

Abantu bahlala bejolisa kum ukuba kukho iintlanzi ezininzi elwandle. Ewe, oko kuyinyani kodwa ndinokubona i-salmon ethile, engathandi kakhulu, enezinkinga zokuzibophela 👀 😩😩

Ngokwenene ukuba ndidla ngakumbi

Ndidla malunga ne 5 times namhlanje, ndingakwazi ukwahlula ndibe ziimbini ngoku njengendlela yokwahlula i-cellar, kufana nexesha ndidla ibhagi epheleleyo ye-jelly beans *burps.. thumela uncedo 😂👀( ilungisiwe)

Amagama anamandla

Ndivele ndweba le mbono “Ungavumeli iimvakalelo zakho Zithintele ubuchule bakho” Ngubani owakuphosa, mhlobo, ngubani owakuphosa 😭🫡( ilungisiwe)

Akukho lula kwiingcibi

Andisakwazi ukuhamba ndiphumle, ndiyazikhathaza de ndiphumelele ndiphume.

Umjolisi we-adrenaline

Ngaba ndiyedwa okanye ngaba omnye umntu uthola ukuxhuzula kakhulu kwaye emva koko ujonge ukugcina umphakamo kangangoko kunokwenzeka de ndiphumeze ngokomzimba ukuba ndime, emva koko ndiyavuma dammitttttttt Ngaba ndingasebenzisa i-autistic okanye ndine-adhd kutheni ndingavavanywanga?

Unyaka weziqhamo

Uphi onke amaziqhamo am okanye amajolomane 👀👀

Ksomeone unayo

Ubusuku obuhle beValentine kubo bonke abangakabi nayo, phuma uphume, bonke abashadayo bazobe bekhona namhlanje #guilty

Inyaniso yosuku

Inyaniso enobungozi yosuku ukuba uhleli uziva ungakwazi ukufumana omnye, ungakhathazeki abantu abashadileyo basafuna oonobumba babo Ewe, ndiyithethile 🤭😑( ilungisiwe)

Iimfuno zeshishini

Ndiyinkqubo ye-red flag

Uhambo kwakhona 😩

Buyela emsebenzini pitter patter fumana kuye 👀

Umyalezo wam weveki

Ingxenye 1

Trio

Kodwa ndifuna

Ngokwenene ukuba umntu undixelela ukuba ndingayenzi into ethile, ndiyafuna ukuyenza, ngaba le yimpawu okanye into ethile?

Smorning

Enye yezi phambi kokuhamba kwam ukuya kwi shetlands ezishisayo 🙄😑😒

Umsebenzi kakhulu / ukuxhalaba

Chitha malunga neeyure eziyi-10-12 emsebenzini yonke imihla kwaye ndithatha kuphela iiveki ezithile eziphakathi ukuze ndisebenze kwaye usapho luhlala lubuza ukuba uza kufumana nini umnqweno... Andizukufumana omnye, hayi ngaloo msebenzi, into kuphela endiya kuyifumana kukuhlaselwa kwentliziyo, hayi…( ilungisiwe)funda okungakumbi

AHHHHHHHH

Thatha le ngoma ephuma entliziyweni yam Fifty fifty -Cupid UThixo, le ngoma yeTikTok 😭

Amehlo amakhulu kunezinqe zam

Ndihlala ndifuna ukudla okuninzi kakhulu kweChinese okanye ukudla ngokubanzi kwaye ngoku ndinokukhathazeka kwesinqe kunye nokutya endikufumanayo okhangela kum okufuna ukudliwa kwaye andifuni ukuchitha ukutya AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Umsebenzi onobungozi

Ndiza kuthumela umyalezo iiveki ezi-2-4 ukuze ndikubambe, emva koko ndivele ndingene emsebenzini wam kwaye ndilibale ngokupheleleyo ukuba ndandithumela umyalezo kumntu 👀 #indodaoyiphupha #ubabaonobungozi #ubungozi

Igym namhlanje

Igym namhlanje masiguqule le dad bod ibe yi god bod Ndifuna luck 🍀

Le yinto

Le yinto endiyibukela ngayo i-anime https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYJPuvRr/

Ubudala

Akukho mntu (womfazi) ophakathi kwam kule app, ngaba kukho ofuna ukuhamba apha kwaye andinike umphako, jonga i-mirai nikki kwi-9anime kwaye sithule sihleli eduze komnye 😩👀🎣 Oku kukhangelo, uzive ukhululekile ukufaka isicelo( ilungisiwe)

Mowahahahaha

Ndine-hashtag zam ngoku mowahahahahaha 👀

Eyona

Le introverted ndikhona emtshatweni ndihlala ngaphandle kuba andinakukwazi ukuxhamla ngethuba elikhulu, ngokuqinisekileyo kukho into engalunganga kum

Mna yonke ebusuku

Ndiyathemba ukuba oku kuyanceda

Ndiyathemba ngempela ukuba uphumelele umlo owukhumbulayo kumntu.

Ukuziphatha okungaqhelekanga

Njengoko ndingengomntu opholileyo andingekho apha ukuze ndiphendule, ndikhona apha ukuze ndibone ukuba abantu bahluke njani emhlabeni jikelele ngokwempembelelo zabo Ndithokozise

Umyinge ofanayo

Ngubani ofuna ukuhlinzeka ngothando komnye emini emva koko angathethi nomnye kwakhona?

Iimovie zikaNicholas Cage

Kodwa ndandibukele umovie apho uNicholas Cage edlala uNicholas Cage kumovie malunga noNicholas Cage ezama ukufumana umovie omtsha ophakanyisiweyo, emva koko uphumeza ukubhala umovie wakhe kunye noJavi (odlalwa nguPedro Pascal) kwaye iskripthi abawubhalayo sisiseko sokuchaza umovie…funda okungakumbi

Iinoodle ezilungileyo

Iinoodle zeKoka ziindoodle ezilungileyo ze-ramen onokuzifumana Itop ezintathu ziyi-stir fry, i-chicken flavour kunye ne-curry flavour ukuba awuzizange uzame, pitter patter, phuma uze uzame.

Issei hyoudou

Sonke siyamazi lo mfana, i-OG yangempela, indoda izolwela noma ubani. Ningabantu abaninzi be-red flags uma ungumthandi we-anime futhi ungazi ukuthi ungubani 😏

Umthwalo wam

Umthwalo wam omkhulu kukuba ndine-NPC energy enkulu, ndiyathetha/nceda nabantu kuphela ukuba bathetha nam. Ndicela uncedo 😭🫡

Ubusuku

Ndihlala ndidiniwe

Ingxaki ixazululiwe

Asinakukwazi nje ukwenza into efana naleyo abantu bonke abayenzayo kwaye sihlangane siphumelele kuyo 👀

Umjikelo

Masidlale umjikelo; ukuba uthetha igama lam lokuqala, ufumana igama lam lokugqibela Umyinge 🤝👀