Umphakathi we-Blasphemy
Umphakathi we-blasphemy, ingxoxo, nokudingida.
31 IMIMOYA
KONKE
blasphemy
Hlangana Nabantu Abasha
OKULANDAYO
Umphakathi we-blasphemy, ingxoxo, nokudingida.
31 IMIMOYA
KONKE
blasphemy
Hlangana Nabantu Abasha
OKULANDAYO
Okuthunyelwe Okuhlobene
Izixhumanisi eziyisishiyagalolunye Saqanjwa, saphuma enhliziyweni efanayo, inyama efanayo nezinhlanga zezinkanyezi, iziphetho ezifanayo nezifiso zokumangala. Akekho umprofethi noma iMagi ongashintsha isisekelo sephrofethi yami, Uma udinga ukukhonza, ngizokunikeza, cela noma yini, ngisho…funda kabanzi
Ngase ngibona isilo sikhuphuka olwandle, sinamakhanda ayisikhombisa nezimpondo eziyishumi, futhi ezimpondweni zaso kukhona imiqhele eyishumi, nasemakhanda aso kubhalwe igama lokuhlambalaza.


Lokhu kuyindlela esithola ngayo ukuthula emhlabeni. Ake sibe neqhaza kulomuntu owenze le blasphemy 😭 WTF. Umugqa ucacile ukuthi udlule lapha.

Ngokwami uma ama-patato aphekiwe exutshwe konke kuba yiglu elinzima - kuyabhubhisa. Futhi ukufudumeza lezi zitsha kuyisiphambeko esiqondile (uGordon Ramsay uyiwina).
Lokhu kuvela konyaka odlule weBlasphemy (unyaka wokuqala wefestivali evulekile). Omunye wemikhumbulo yami engiyithandayo kakhulu. Ngoba ingxenye ethokozisayo kakhulu kwakungukuthi, bangaki abantu ababejolile ngaphambi kokuthi badlale.. ngemuva kokuthi abantu abadala baphinde bavume ukuthi…funda kabanzi
ube ushaywe yizinto ezimbi zokuzimela. Okungukuthi, abantu abakhululekile kakhulu emcabangweni wokuthi wonke umuntu uyahluka (okuyiqiniso) kangangokuthi bacabanga ukuthi kuyiphutha ukuhlukanisa abantu babe ngezigaba noma ukwenza noma iyiphi ukuhlaziywa kweqoqo kubo. Imicabango?
Umuntu ophathekayo kakhulu ozokuhlangabeza ngu muntu ogxile endleleni eyodwa yokucabanga. Kunalokho, umbono onguye kuphela. Ngokuvamile, noma yini edlula emingceleni eyaziwayo ye-horizon yabo ibonwa kubo njengengozi. Njalo, lokho kuzobandakanya nawe. 🤔 Umqondo wokuthi abantu ababili…funda kabanzi

Umphakathi akuyena umphakathi ophakeme, ungawudideki Angikho lapha ukuze ngilungise umhlaba wakho ngamandla angaphezu kwemvelo Ngakho manje lokho kucacile, ngiyethemba ezinye izinkanyezi azizange zishaywe Ujolile zonke izifundo ezazigcina izinkomba Ubehluleka njalo ngothando olungapheli,…funda kabanzi
BIG Isixwayiso sokukhathazeka 1: Kubantu abathintekayo/bathintekile kakhulu ngenxa yokudlula komuntu obathandayo (ikakhulukazi omncane), noma ngenxa yokuba/ukube bekhona edlula ekufeni jikelele. futhi kufaka phakathi ukuhlekwa kwezinkolo (kusuka kumuntu owayekholwa). Isixwayiso sokugcina:…( kulungiswe )funda kabanzi
Amadoda amaningi enza lephutha futhi bakwenza njalo futhi futhi. 😭 Ungabi njengabo ngaphandle uma ufuna ukuphekwa.🍳 Ubonile ukuthi laba bafana benza kanjani, baphuza kakhulu. Izandla zabo zikhululekile. 🙉 Abahloniphi ukuncipha kwamakhalori. Ukuhlambalaza. Ungakwenzi lokho.🙏 Dla kabili…funda kabanzi
Kunzima ukulibala ububi Obungithumele wona Uthi ngikhuluma ubufebe Ngokubona engikubona Ngabe ngempela ubufebe ukukhuluma Ngokuphakamisa abampofu nabaswele Ukubheka phezulu ezulwini Futhi uzibuza ukuthi kungani UNkulunkulu unomthetho owodwa kuphela Ubhaliwe endaweni yokwakha, akudingeki…funda kabanzi
Amadoda amaningi enza lephutha futhi bakwenza njalo. 😭 Ungabi njengabo ngaphandle uma ufuna ukuphekwa.🍳 Ubonile ukuthi lezi zinsizwa zenza kanjani, zihlala zidle kakhulu. Izandla zabo zikhululekile. 🙉 Abahloniphi ukuncipha kwamakhalori. Ukuhlambalaza. Ungakwenzi lokho.🙏 Dla kabili ngosuku.…funda kabanzi
Iphinikhwe kwiPizza
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Angisiye indoda, kodwa ukungathandi ushizi kufana nokuphikisa uNkulunkulu endlini yami 😂

I-blasphemy yangempela yokubhala iyinhlonipho yokuthandana. Benza kube muhle — wonke amagama athambile nemigqa ehloniphekile — futhi kuyamangalisa, ngenjabulo emaphethelweni. Ungayizwa, ezinzulwini zemphefumulo yakho, ulwandle olungakahlolwa lokuhleka, izinyembezi nothando okuhlanganiswe…funda kabanzi

Uthuli luhlanganisa ngaphansi kwezinqe zami, ukuthungwa kwensimbi emlonyeni wami. Ngiphuma ubuhlungu njengokhukhamba, ngivumele ukuba kuqonde emaphashini ami kuze kube nezilonda zami ziqala ukuhamba. Ubusuku buyazi igama lami. Buhumusha ngalo ngengilazi ephukile, ngokuphila kwezinkanyezi…funda kabanzi

Lo mdlalo muhle kakhulu. Ngizizwa ngathi ngizobulawa ngama githyanki ngenxa yokuphikisa maduze.

Umngane wami kanye nami siyi-ENM futhi ngifuna omunye umfazi ukuze sibe ndawonye futhi sibone ukuthi izinto ziya kuphi. Uma uthanda izinsuku ze-movie, izinsuku ze-ice cream kanye nezinyathelo ntambama, khona-ke ngiyena umuntu ofanele. Ngithanda iMetal, Amakati, Ukubhaka, kanye neBlasphemy.…funda kabanzi
Lokhu kusho impi. 🤨

"Lokho kuyiphutha." "Kuyiphutha? Angikaze ngiqonde kahle umehluko phakathi kokuphikiswa nokuphikiswa. Abantu abajwayele ukuhlabela izinto ezinjalo kimi bahlala bebi, ngakho angizange ngikhathazeke ukufunda. Futhi lokho kusho okuthile ngoba ngiyathanda ukuthola izinto." Clive- He Who Fights With…funda kabanzi
Ngizokhomba kakhulu kuwe, phatha nami lokhu kuyimizwa engcolile evela emgqeni oqondile kumdali wethu, ufuna ukuthi wazi ukuthi akanaso isikhala ezinkolweni zaleli zwe. Ngaphandle kokholo, ubone ubuhlungu bazo zonke izinhlobo zezimfundiso ezibizwa ngokuthi kuyisifiso sikaNkulunkulu. Isifiso…( kulungiswe )funda kabanzi
I-croissant ethosiwe efakwe amaqanda aphehliwe athambile noshizi we-cheddar onambitheka kakhulu. Ingabe kuwukuhlambalaza ukuthosa i-croissant?

Ushisa!!! Namuhla kushisa Isibhakabhaka sishisa phezulu kwami, futhi ngiyashiswa Ngihamba lezi zindlela zokuphikisa nsuku zonke Futhi kusenjalo. . Njengenkanyezi embi, ngiyawa ngokushesha phansi kuye Ungumuntu oyedwa kuphela owazi ukuthi kuyini ukushisa . . . Ngizizwa ngiguliswa Ingabe awukho…funda kabanzi