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“Angisadingi ukuba neze konke kuqondile. Ngifuna nje ukukhula, ukuzizwa ngiphila, nokujabulela impilo engiyakha.”

Ubaba wami ubungama-79 namuhla

Ufile ngo-2020. Wayesempilweni, ecuthe izinkuni, ehamba ngebhayisikili, futhi wayengaphuzi noma engadli (ubhiya kanye ngeviki). Wayethanda ukudlala i-NES kwesinye isikhathi futhi wadlala i-Goldeneye ezinsukwini zakudala. Wangivumela ukuthi ngibuke i-Terminator ngineminyaka engu-7 lol. Wayengumngane…funda kabanzi

Impilo yangempela: ingabe lokhu kuhlupheka kuyafaneleka ngempela

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Ukubona izindaba zakamuva mayelana nesigameko sephayona kwakuyashaqisa. Ngezinye izikhathi, impilo yangempela ibonakala njengemovie noma mhlawumbe ama-movie akhuthazwe yimicimbi efana nalena. Ngempela akusikho okumele kuhleke ngakho, kodwa uma kuguqulwa kwaba ifilimu, kungafundisa abantu abaningi…funda kabanzi

I-🌽ell 5️⃣7️⃣

Izimo ezizungezile leli cala zikhumbuza ukuthi kufanele sithathe ukunakekela okufanele futhi sigweme ukufaka ukwethemba okungabazeki kwabanye. Ukuphepha komuntu siqu nokwazi kubalulekile ikakhulukazi lapho kungase kube nokungafani okukhulu emandleni omzimba noma emandleni. Njengabantu besifazane,…funda kabanzi

UBANI OYAVUMA, futhi ubani, njengami, ozwa ukuthi lokhu akusisona isinqumo futhi lol

Izindleko zegesi ziya zanda kancane. Kubonakala sengathi iziteshi zegesi ziyizimbangela.

Ukufunda ngendaba kaCornwell ezinsukwini ezedlule futhi ukubona umlando wezingxoxo phakathi kwalaba bantu ababi kungikhathaza kakhulu.

Bengingenasifiso sokubeka imicabango yami lapha kodwa ngisanda kubona ingxoxo kanye nokubuyisana phakathi kwalezi eziyisixhenxe. Ng realmente ngithemba ukuthi bayaqondisa ejele futhi uthola ukuthula kwengqondo. Le yunivesithi kufanele ibe nehloni.

Le ndaba ye-Olney iyinhlekelele kakhulu.

Yini uhlelo lwakho lwe-31st night?

Ubulungiswa Baphakathi Kwekhaya 😔

Angikwazi ukukucabanga ukuthi ungaba nesaba kangaka kumuntu owawuthandile noma owawukhathalela kakhulu, angiqondi ukuthi kanjani indoda ingabulala umuntu ayewuthandile futhi ayewukhathalele. Le ndaba ibuhlungu njengoba ziningi.

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Ngiyintsha, ngidinga abangane, kholelwa

Sebuyile!

Isikhathi sokuqala ukuphola( kulungiswe )

ULouvre usanda kukhipha i-trailer ye-movie entsha: ‘Ocean’s Four — Paris Edition.’

Angikwazi nokukhetha i-outfit ngokushesha kanje….

Man wonke umuntu ubuhle kakhulu e✨Ba Sing Se✨

Angikhathazeki ngempilo yami yokuzwela ezinkulumweni noma kwezombusazwe, okungithokozisayo yikhono leziphathimandla zamaphoyisa nezempi ezizweni ezithuthukile.

'Uma sithola isivumelwano sizosindisa impilo eminingi' omg

Ingabe kuyiphutha noma nje kuyisiphukuphuku? 🤣🤣

Kulungile, uma wayenalesi sikhathi esiningi sokuphumula, angakujabulela manje ejele.

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Uhlanga lweWashington😢

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Izigebengu ezidumile zife

Noma iZoe entsha ingase iphile eminyakeni embalwa.

IBondi Beach… 😥

Buka lokhu bese ube njenge 🫣🫢🤔🫨😮🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

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Ngisho nokudlula ezindabeni ezimbi kungangithokozisa. Kwenza sibe nolwazi oluningi ngezinto ezikuzungezile, kodwa kubonakala sengathi, ufuna ukusebenzisa isikhathi sakho sesikrini uma uphoxekile ngemva komsebenzi futhi ufuna ukubona izinto ezikwenza ujabule, i-dopamine boost. Kodwa ngenxa yokuthi…funda kabanzi

Izindaba zeNdiya

Naphezu kwenkinga yegesi, iNdiya inqabe ukuthenga i-LNG yaseRussia INdiya inqabe ukuthenga i-LNG yaseRussia enezithiyo zaseMelika. Le nqubomgomo phakathi kwenkinga yegesi ixhumene nokuphepha kwamandla kanye nokulinganisa kwemithetho yomhlaba.

Mina njengomthengisi ngosuku lwesihlanu

Customer: ngingathenga ushokoledi? Me: yebo mnumzane kukhona ushokoledi (ngenkathi ngikhomba endaweni yeshokoledi) Customer: oh ngiyabonga, le ushokoledi ibiza malini?? (Ngenkathi le ushokoledi isivele inenani) Me: ibiza u-10$ mnumzane Customer: oh ibiza kakhulu, ngesikhathi ngineminyaka efana…funda kabanzi

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Izindaba ezinhle yiziphi amandla ofuna ukuheha 😊❤️

Uphukuphuku eColombia 💔🇨🇴

Uphukuphuku ezweni lami. Ngikhona kahle 🇨🇴💔😔

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Ukufunda izindaba zansuku zonke ku-inthanethi kuyisiphiwo esibi kulezi zinsuku 😞 ngeshwa kukhona kuphela ukuhamba, ubudlova, ukuzibulala, nezindaba zezehlakalo ezifana nokuthi umhlaba uhamba kuphi?( kulungiswe )

Ngithole i-offer🫱🏼‍🫲🏽

Manje ngisemthethweni ngingathi: "ngisebenza emalini ye-crypto"😂 Sizokwenza ukuqala kusukela ngoMsombuluko🤠 Ngakho, uma bekufanele ukuthi sihlangane, noma sikhulume - isikhathi sisele sikhulu🫠 ngiyangabaza ukuthi ngizokhumbula ukuza lapha. Ngiyabonga ukuthi kube ne-TikTok😁 Uxolo uma…funda kabanzi