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Ingabe kuyiphutha noma nje kuyisiphukuphuku? 🤣🤣

Kulungile, uma wayenalesi sikhathi esiningi sokuphumula, angakujabulela manje ejele.

Man wonke umuntu ubuhle kakhulu e✨Ba Sing Se✨

Mina njengomthengisi ngosuku lwesihlanu

Customer: ngingathenga ushokoledi? Me: yebo mnumzane kukhona ushokoledi (ngenkathi ngikhomba endaweni yeshokoledi) Customer: oh ngiyabonga, le ushokoledi ibiza malini?? (Ngenkathi le ushokoledi isivele inenani) Me: ibiza u-10$ mnumzane Customer: oh ibiza kakhulu, ngesikhathi ngineminyaka efana…funda kabanzi

Ngibone imibono ku-app evela kumuntu owodwa ezweni elilodwa mayelana nokuthi babeyathengisa ipizza, futhi lokhu kungenze ngazizwa ngidumazekile.🫪

Uphukuphuku eColombia 💔🇨🇴

Uphukuphuku ezweni lami. Ngikhona kahle 🇨🇴💔😔

Izilwane Zokuhlola Zokwenza Inzuzo: Izindleko Ezifihlekile Zokuthuthuka”🧪💰

Sebeyazi ukuthi bangakwenza kanjani — bangaqondi nje ukuthi bazobeka engozini imifula nemilambo yabo ehlanzekile. Thina singabantu abahlolwayo. Baphosa umoya wethu, umhlaba wethu, bese bekubiza ngokuthi ukuthuthuka. Ngaleso sikhathi, abacebile bahlala ezindaweni ezingathintwanga, kude…funda kabanzi

Siyavuma kuye, kuye, noma ngubani ophumelele i-powerball.🥳

Ukuchitha kwezimali zangaphandle

Ucabanga ukuthi intela yakho kufanele ibhujiswe kubapolitiki abakhohlakele ezizweni zangaphandle?

Kukhona izindaba ezimbi ngo-99% nezindaba ezinhle ngo-1% manje....

Kungani izindaba ezinhle ziba nzima? Izindaba ezinhle ezisiphakamisa, ezikhuthaza ubuhle futhi zisihlanganisa? Kodwa...namuhla izindaba ezinhle ukuthi wena nami siphila futhi sithola olunye usuku lapha emhlabeni. Yiba nomusa, thandani omunye nomunye futhi asenze kube usuku oluhle olunye…funda kabanzi

Ungakhethi isikhungo sedatha esisebenzisa amanzi amaningi endaweni enokushoda kwamanzi

Uma ungakha isikhungo esisebenza kahle kakhulu, esisebenzisa amanzi amancane endaweni ethile ethula ukupholisa okudingayo. Futhi kukhona isixazululo esingcono: hlanganisa isimo sezulu esibandayo + ugesi ophindaphindwayo + ukupholisa okuvalwe + amanzi abuyisiwe/angafaneleki + imikhawulo eqinile…funda kabanzi

Phumula Chuck Norris

Angikholwa ukuthi usuhambile. Iminyaka engu-86 ubudala impilo ende enhle, kodwa nakhu. Umhlaza uyisitha esikhulu. Wayengumfanekiso ophawulekayo.

Mamatheka ebusweni bami ukuze ufihle ngaphakathi enhliziyweni yami

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Yini uhlelo lwakho lwe-31st night?

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Umlotha weplastiki ungakhulisa ukuwa kwedolobha uma udoti uthwalwa umoya nezikhukhula uye ezindaweni zokuhamba, emifuleni, nasemifuleni. Ngesikhukhula, lezi zindlela zingaba “izindlela ezinkulu zeplastiki,” zidlulisa udoti emadolobheni ngenkathi iziteshi ezivulekile zivalekile futhi udoti ohlangene…funda kabanzi

Ubulungiswa Baphakathi Kwekhaya 😔

Angikwazi ukukucabanga ukuthi ungaba nesaba kangaka kumuntu owawuthandile noma owawukhathalela kakhulu, angiqondi ukuthi kanjani indoda ingabulala umuntu ayewuthandile futhi ayewukhathalele. Le ndaba ibuhlungu njengoba ziningi.

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Ngiyintsha, ngidinga abangane, kholelwa

Izikhukhula Zenzeka ePhilippines

Izolo ebusuku kwenzeka i-6.9 Izikhukhula endaweni yeVisayas futhi kuze kube manje iziphithiphithi zenzeka cishe izikhathi eziyi-13 kusukela izolo namuhla : ( Okubi kakhulu, kube nezimvula 24/7 futhi.

Sebuyile!

Isikhathi sokuqala ukuphola( kulungiswe )

ULouvre usanda kukhipha i-trailer ye-movie entsha: ‘Ocean’s Four — Paris Edition.’

Angikwazi nokukhetha i-outfit ngokushesha kanje….

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Noma ngabe kuyizigodo, uthuli, noma amabhodlela aphonswayo, akufanele kubhekwane kanjalo. Ungumfana ophakathi kokugqoka, uvikela wena. Kodwa uma ephatha isibhamu, lokho kuyindaba ehlukile.

Ngithanda kakhulu le tigress ❤️

Angikhathazeki ngempilo yami yokuzwela ezinkulumweni noma kwezombusazwe, okungithokozisayo yikhono leziphathimandla zamaphoyisa nezempi ezizweni ezithuthukile.

I “phutha encane”? Ukuthatha impilo yomuntu akusiyo iphutha, kuyisinqumo. Kwakungasiphi isikhathi lapho amamaki aqala khona ukudlula umthetho? I-4.0 ayisusi isono noma ibuyise impilo. 💩🧠 Uma ikusasa lesigebengu libaluleke kakhulu kunezimpilo zabantu abashonile, khona-ke yini esinayo imithetho ngayo?

'Uma sithola isivumelwano sizosindisa impilo eminingi' omg

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Uhlanga lweWashington😢

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Ngiphelile ngezindaba

Angicabangi ukuthi ngisakwazi ukubheka noma ukufunda izindaba futhi, seziyehlile kakhulu lapha e-United States.

Izigebengu ezidumile zife

Noma iZoe entsha ingase iphile eminyakeni embalwa.

IBondi Beach… 😥