Hapori Pep

2026

5 ra i roto, ā, e hiahia ana au ki te kōrero whakakaha.

Te āhua i tēnei rā…

Kei te tūmanako au i tēnei rā ka hopukina e te tangata taku āhua, ā, ka tuku mai ki a au tētahi kōrero whakakaha iti. Ka hiahia au ki tēnā hei whakarite i tēnei rā hei mea e taea ai.

Te Pānga Pātea nā K. Jacob Wilson

I tetahi wā, ko te "pā atu ki te marama" te whakaaro e tukuna ana e te tangata pēnei i te mint i te tepu manaaki. He reka, he pai, he tere te whakakore. Engari i te nuinga o ngā pō, ko te pātea pono he mea pātea. He tawhiti te marama. Kāore ngā whetū e whakakī i ngā mea. Ko te putanga pea ko... te…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Mēnā e hiahia ana koe ki te kōrero whakakaha i tēnei rā

Ka tūtohu ahau

Ae, i te mea pono, kei te pai taku haere, koinei te whakaoho, ka tango i a ia i to hiahia

Kei te hiahia au i te kōrero whakakaha

Kia ora, e whai ana au i tētahi whakamātautau āpōpō. Kua ako au mōna, ā, e mōhio ana au ka taea e au. Kua mahia e au i mua, engari kei te rongo au i te āwangawanga. Ka taea e te tangata te tuku kupu whakakaha ki a au?

Adventure Time, Peppermint Butler

I te tirohia e au te Adventure Time, ka rongo au i te puhipuhi o te whakaawe! I whakatau au ki te tuhi i tetahi Pep Butler iti. Kaore pea ia i te whetu o te whakaaturanga, engari he tino pai ia! I kite au i a ia i tetahi wahanga, a, kaore au i taea te aukati i te tuhinga. Ko te tumanako ka pai ki a…pānui atu

Taku kōrero whakakaha ia rā

Ko te hunga kei reira e rapu ana i tetahi atu

Ehara au i te tangata e tuku ana i aku wehi, me nga raru i te ngawari.. na te mea e tino kino ana au ki te tangata e whakawa ana i ahau me te whakaaro e mohio ana rātou ki ahau. Ka whakaaro au ka pai ahau ki te tuku i tenei, i te mea ko te nuinga o tatou e whakamahi ana i tenei paetukutuku e rapu…pānui atu

he rite ki te kōrero whakakaha

Kōrero pepake mō te whakakaha i te tangata

Tēnā koutou, ko te Rāmere Pātai, he aha te mea pai rawa atu mō tō mahi? Ko taku he rahi o te āheinga ki te haere ki ngā wāhi rerekē.

Kei te mātakitaki anō te tangata i ngā hua ki te kete i te wā e pāngia ana rātou e ngā kōrero whakakaha ngākau.

Hapori paitini

E te iwi Theythies me Gentlethems, kua rongo anō koe i te whakaaro ko te hapori LGBTQ+ kei te kīngia e te hunga paitini, e te hunga whakawa e whakanui ana i te ahua tinana i runga i te āhua me te whakaaetanga? He pouri te kite i te hunga e whakarōpū ana i ētahi atu i runga i tā rātou momo tinana…pānui atu

Lamo.🤣😂🤣 Me whai korero pepi ahau ki a au anake i te mea e whakama ana ahau i ahau anō 😂😭🤣

Taku kōrero whakakaha i te ata

Ehara tēnei i te mea e pā ana ki au...

Ehara au i te tangata e pā ana ki te tuku karere pai, ki ngā wāhi katoa. He tino riri au, he tino pōuri. Engari, kua pānui au i ngā mea nui i roto i taku ao, ā, kua whakakorehia e au hei mea iti. I tango au i ahau hei hoa noho noa. Pērā i te tangata ka pā au i te tiriti. I muri i te pānui i te…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Pīkau

Pep me Jalapeño pīkau... i raro i tēnei he pīkau tino 🍕 kaua e kōrero ki te tangata

Tēnā koa, ka tukuna mai au ki a rātou, māmā

Kei te haere a Ollie me Pep ki te mahi hē, kāore e rerekē.

Spidey Pep Talk

Kei te noho a Spidey i reira mo te pep talk i te wa e hiahia ana koe! Kaore au i te mau i te karaihe, na te mea kaore e pai🤣

Ohhh pep

He aha tāu e kī ana, e mama?

Kaiako o Manchester City

Nau mai ki te kaiwhakahaere toi pai rawa atu i te ao, i te whaea o te ao, Ihipa 🇪🇬🇪🇬 Kei a mātou a Pep Guardiola i Ihipa 🇪🇬🇪🇬♥️♥️

Ka pai, ka riro au i te kino mō tēnei, engari 😬😂

I pai ahau ki a Max. Ahakoa he kaipōti ia, i te mea he tākuta te mahi a te tuakana tautoko. 🤣 Whakaarohia kāore e mōhio tō kaipōti kei a koe he kaipōti, ka WHAKAMUTU rātou i te patu i a koe ki te tuku kōrero tautoko ki a koe, ka whakakī i a koe ki te haere ki te whakatūpato i tō kaipōti, ka tuku…pānui atu

Ko enei korero pepi me nga korero whakaihiihi ka puta te kino o au 🙄

Kia mau ki te anga, kia oho, kia arohaehae...

Tena koutou, ko Pep te tangata matua. He tangata whakapau kaha a Pep, he tino ataahua hoki ia i tana ihu. Ka whai mai etahi atu o te rōpū.( whakatikahia )

Ko wai e mea ana me tu atu koe ki te ao anake?😌🙏🏾

I te wa e kaha ana koe ki to mahi me te rapu i nga otinga i a koe anake, ko te whiwhi i tetahi karere mai i to ringa o te hunga e aroha ana ki a koe hei whakamaumahara i a koe ko te mea e aroha ana ratou ki a koe, ka penei te ahua he mea whakamiharo. 😌 I hiahia ahau ki taua whakakaha me te…pānui atu

I muri i aku teddybear

Ka tākaro ahau kāore e noho rātou i reira mō te wā roa, e mōhio ana ahau ki taku pep .... iti 💩 haha

Pep

Taku ikkle pep

E tirohia ana nga manu

Kua rongo koe

I tetahi korero whakaihiihi mai i tetahi tangata i te wa e pouri ana koe mo tetahi mea, a ka puta mai te ahua e pai ana koe i mua. Kua rongo au i taua mea 😑

Ka hiahia a Pep i tō awhina

Mēnā ka taea e koe te tuku ki a Pep Guardiola he kōrero tohutohu, he aha te mea ka waiho hei kōrero?

UCL ( RM vs MC)

Pep i tenei wa He tino pouri ahau mo te mahi a Madrid i tenei po I whakaatu ano a Alvarez E whakaatu ana a Silva i tana akoranga Kei te pai a Haaland I ngaro te pikinga o te taringa o Ancelotti i te katoa He whakataetae nui

Tāua, engari he pai

I te ata i muri i te hokinga mai o bell pep, i moe mātou i te sofa kia kore ai ia e rongo i te pōuri i muri i te wehe i ngā tuahine.

Te āwangawanga pāpori

Ko te tangata katoa he tino tangata mō rātou. Kāore rātou e titiro ki a koe. Ahakoa kāore, he raru kei a tātou katoa. E whakamahi ana rātou i tā rātou wā kore ki te whakawa i a koe. I te mea kāore e mahi ana rātou i runga i a rātou anō. Ka waiho hei mea pōuri mō rātou. Whakatūria he pīkau ki tō…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

He mea whakamere te pāorooro ki a koe ahakoa tō āhua, ka tango au i te kupu tuatahi i kōrero ai au. Ko te pāorooro he pērā i te hoa kotahi e kōrero whakakaha ana i a koe i ngā wā e raru ana koe. Ki te mea he tāne ia, kāore au e taea te marena i a ia i tēnei wā. 😍❤️🎵🎶

Hip dips

He tino pai te tinana o taku wahine, engari e korero ana ia mo ana hip dips. I whakamāramahia e au ki a ia he mea kāore e tika ana mēnā kāore e whai wāhi (he pātea ia me te iti o te momona) engari e kino ana ia ki a rātou. He aha tā koutou whakaaro, he mea whakakore te hip dips? Ka nui te mihi ki…pānui atu

He pai ki te mohio ki te tunu

Kāore e pā ki a au me taku pōkai nui i hanga e au 😝 He tino pai ki te hanga i ēnei mea iti. Tāpiri ki te mea tino nui me te rahi o te ranu, te pepi, me te mozzarella