Hapori Takeout

He aha ngā kai e tino pai ana ki a koe? (Kai kawe?)

Kua pānui au i runga i te rārangi, mō ngā haora, e whakaaro ana he aha te mea hei tiki 🫠 Kāore he pūngao ki te tunu.

Kei te ngana katoa mātou ki te hoki ki a mātou anō

I ngā tāne i akona ki te kaha. I ngā wāhine i akona ki te iti. E rua mātou e pānui ana mō te hono engari e mataku ana ki te kitea. Kua riro i a mātou ngā kōrero mō te tikanga hei tangata whai take, e hiahia ana, e “kāore e taea.” Ko au tēnei e tango ana i ngā paparanga hei tirotiro i te pānga kino…pānui atu

Me pēhea te rongo i te kai kawe

Rā

Kia ora, e rapu ana au i tētahi kōtiro ka taea e au te tango i runga i te rā, ko te mea pai ko tōku pakeke. Kei Munich au :)

Kai Pai

I hanga he mīti kau me te broccoli lo mein! He tino reka!! Kaore e hiahia ana au ki te tango kai i tetahi atu wa! 😋

Pūhoro Kōrīna mō te kai ahiahi

I hanga e au!!! Whakamārua i te ipu kawe....

Noodles Mīhini Pātea Mongol

I pānui tēnei ki ngā hiahia rīhi kawe katoa mōku! 🤤

Kei te tono au i te kai kawe..

Mo te wa whakamutunga.. Na te mea kei te mate au, a me pupuri e au taku kaha 😌

I te wa e tiki ana koe i te kai..

Mai i te wahi kotahi, nō reira e mōhio ana te katoa ki a koe ināianei, ā, i ia wa e haere ana koe i roto, ka titiro katoa rātou ki a koe me te koa.. I te koa ki te tango i taku moni.

E mātakitaki ana i ngā akoranga tunu kai i te rā katoa...

Kia kore e tunu, ka tiki kai.

Kāore he mea ātaahua

I te taha o te kōtiro e mātakitaki ana i a Will me Grace, e tangi ana mō ngā haora e inu ana i te pia e kai ana i te kai kawe 🤣🤣🤣

Pizza kāinga

Ka pai ahau ki tāku ake rīpene i te tango, i te pizza. He tino pai te mahi, ā, ka taea e au te pārekareka i tāku ake momo kai. He tino pai, kua ngaro katoa i roto i ngā meneti 😁😁😁

He aha tāu e mahi ai ki te whakakore i te kāwanatanga?

I te hoko kai. A, kāore e tika ana kia nui. Hei tauira, ka whakamahi anō au i aku ipu kai, ka whakatōngia, ka hanga i te nuinga o ngā mea e hiahia ana au, ā, ka ngana ki te whakatika i aku kākahu (ahakoa kāore e tino mahia e au.) He tangata anō au e pai ana ki te hoko i ngā mea, pērā i ngā taputapu…pānui atu

Whakawhiti kōrero mai

Ko ngā kai i hangaia i te kāinga he pai ake i te kai e tango mai ana, i te tuku mai. Hei taapiri: he aha tāu kai i hangaia i te kāinga e pai ana, i te tango mai, i te tuku mai?

E te Atua!

Kia tūpato ki te kai kawe e kī ana au.

he aha tāu e tono ai mō te kai kawe 🥡

He aha tāu kōwhiringa?

He pēhea te ahua o tō rā whakatā pai? Kai i waho vs. Te tunu; Po whakaari vs. Po haere; Konāte vs. Whakaari Pākaha."?

te hoko kai hei tunu i tetahi hakari...

A, ka tono hoki i tetahi kai kawe 😮‍💨 Ko tenei "whakanuia koe" whakaaro kei roto ahau i te pupuni 🥂

Kua kite koe i te mea, i te wā e tono ana ngā tāne me ngā wāhine i roto i te rōpū, ka titiro te kaiwhakahaere ki tētahi o ngā wāhine i te tuatahi?

E whakaaro ana au kua kite au i tēnei i roto i te whare kai, i te wā e tono ana tētahi pāri i te kai kawe. Kua kite koe i tēnā?

I got us takeout

Ka aha koe?

Jollibee 🐝 🍗 🍚

I te mutunga ka whakamātau ahau i te kai kawe mai i Jollibee i muri i te rongonui nui e pā ana ki a ia. Ko ngā whetū o te whakaaturanga ko ngā rīwai parāoa me te rēmana parauri, te wai pineapple me te pā. Ko te rīwai adobo, te pā/maika me te heihei parāoa i tino pouri. I te katoa kāore pea e…pānui atu

He Mīti + Rīwai Tīhi

Ko tēnei rahi ahh o te mīti + rīwai tīhi i hangaia e au mō te tina, e te atua, he mea whakamīharo, ā, he rite tonu te reka ki te kai i te whare.

Te mutunga o te kai i Haina

Pūmau mō te Pākiki, pepa mō te kai i waenganui, me te mutunga o te wāhanga o Haina i te pō i pātea 💆🏼‍♀️ 🍽 🥡

Kua tiki kai kainga

He kai whakangahau o te pātea tiakarete me ngā parāoa pātea, hei whakangahau 😁

Te Hāngī Pātea o Peking i hangaia i Xi'an i te āhua o te tuku kai ki te kāinga

Tāpae.

Kua kī te puku 🫠

MO TE AROHA O TE ATUA

Ka kiia e au ki te atua mēnā ka huri anō te rā o tētahi tāne, ā, ka mea "me tango tāua i te kai me te haere ki te for a drive" kāore e taea e au te whakatārewatanga. Ā, kāore tēnei e pā ana ki te moni. Engari kāore au e hiahia ki te noho i roto i te motokā me te tangata kāore au e mōhio ki a ia i…pānui atu

Ki te hunga i pakaru i to koutou hiahia kai kawe 😭

I te wa i ngana koe ki te kai i te nuinga o nga kai tunu i te kainga, e hia nga ra i tango ai ki te whakarite i to koutou rongo? E rua wiki te roa mai i taku kai kawe, a, ko nga mea katoa he mea paku noa iho, ka puta mai te pātea ki ahau 🥺. Ka pai ake? lol( whakatikahia )

Tūāwhā

I haere noa atu ki te tiki kai i tēnei wāhi Hapanihi hou, ā, ka tīmata te panikā i te mea he nui ngā tāngata i reira, ā, he tino kī. Ka tino kino tēnei. Ka tino kino ahau ki a au. Ko ngā rongoā katoa e tango ana au me te hōtaka rongoā e pā ana ki au, kāore e mutu. Kei te wiri tonu aku ringa i te…pānui atu

He mīti Hapanihi me te raihi.

I whakamātau ahau ki te tango i te raihi parāoa i toe, ā, ki te hanga i te raihi pātea. Kāore i pātea, engari he reka. I puta hoki hei pai ake i te raihi kawe i te tuatahi. Ko te waea hou he tikanga hoki mō ngā whakaahua pai ake.

Saltgrass Steakhouse

I whakatau ki te tiki i tētahi Steak me ngā taha ki te haere. He pai ki te mōhio kāore i whakakorehia e Saltgrass i te wā e tango ana i tētahi Ota.

Kei te mate ahau i te migraine kino!!

Kei te tino mate ahau mo taku kai e pai ana i tenei ra 😭🫶🏻

Tangohia? Kai tangohia? I tangohia?

He aha ngā mantis karakia e tū ana ki te tautoko i tēnei?