Nharaunda yePetpeeve

Mmkay

Ndine uyu mushandi wepamusoro, shoko rega rega rinobuda mumukanwa make rinotaura nezvekutambura kwake kusina magumo. Pane chimwe chinhu nguva dzose. "Oh ndine musoro" "Oh kumashure kwangu" "Oh ndine flu" "Oh chitsitsinho changu" "Oh zviri kupisa kunze, ndakanga ndichinge ndapfuura" "Oh shuga yangu…( yavandudzwa)verenga zvimwe

Sei?

Vatyairi vanomhanya. Sei? Uye handiri kutaura nezvevanhu vanoda mhedzisiro kana zvimwewo. Ndiri kutaura nezvevanhu vane tsoka dzinoratidza kuoma pakukwidza. Sei? Kuti chete kumhanya nekukurumidza uye pakarepo. Sei uchimhanya pakukwidza kwakapinza? Sei uchimhanya pakukwidza kusina kuona? Sei?

Cranky Friday

Handizivi, zvinoita sekuti munhu wese akasarudza kundikanganisa svondo rino. Chii chaunoda????

Zvakare?

Chinonyanya kundikanganisa

Kwaziwai: maudlin sentimentality.

Zvinokanganisa

Ndiudze imwe chinhu chinokanganisa chaunacho. Ndichatanga. Imwe yezvinokanganisa zvangu ndezvekuti kana mumwe munhu achipfeka magirazi ekudzivirira zuva nguva dzose uye haana kunyatsokwanisa kubvisa panguva yokutaura. (Handirevi kana vaine kusagadzikana kwemaziso nezvimwewo). Pfungwa yangu…verenga zvimwe

Kukurukurirana

Ndinofarira kutaura uye kunakidzwa nekukurukurirana nevanhu. Chimwe chandisingakwanisi kumira. Kuverenga pamaprofayiri evamwe. Kana usingakwanisi kubata hurukuro, saka usashanda. Handina kuziva kuti ndaifanira kubvunza uye kupindura mibvunzo yangu. Tingazivana sei kana zvandinozowana ndichidzoka…verenga zvimwe

Ndezvipi zvinokunetsa zvikuru?

Zvandiri kutambura nazvo ndezvekuti vanhu vanobvunza kana ndakagara pasi pebwe kana vachifunga kuti vanhu vese vanofanirwa kunge vakashandisa midhiya yakati wandei panguva yakati muupenyu hwavo kana kuti vakambosangana nayo/kufarira. Chimwe changu ndechekuti vanhu vanotora fungidziro pamusoro pangu…verenga zvimwe

Chinhu chidiki chandinokanganiswa nacho

Ndinovenga kuti vamwe vanhu havaisa nzvimbo kana vachitumira mameseji marefu. Icho chingori chinyorwa chimwe chete chirefu. Handina nguva yokutarisa izvozvo 😂

Kana usingakwanisi kutora

Kana usingakwanisi kutora nguva yekuverenga chirevo changu, nei ndichitora nguva yekutanga hurukuro newe. KUTAURA KUTI! 🙄😏🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

Kana mumwe munhu asina kugadzirisa profile yavo..

Sezvineiwo kana pasina chinhu kunze kwe "taura neni" kana "hmu" uye chete mifananidzo miviri uye hapana zvido pa profile yavo. Zvinondipa ick. Kana kutotora account yavo yose nezve chinhu chimwe chete.( yavandudzwa)

KUSVIRA KWEFONI KWEKUSVIRA

Wakatombogara here pasina kufunga pedyo nemunhu ari kutarisa vhidhiyo pafoni yake pasina mahedhifoni? Uri kungofunga nezvako, pakarepo vanowedzera ruzha (saka kunyange vanhu vari kufamba pamusoro pechikomo chikuru cheChina vanogona kunzwa). Handina hanya nevhidhiyo, handina chandinotora. 😐…verenga zvimwe

Izvi zvinonyatsokanganisa mbeu dzangu dzekofi..

Ndiani umwe anonyatsovenga kana vanhu vachitaura vakazara nemuromo?? Chakaipa ndechekuti unoona chikafu chichibuda/kup fuga kana vachiseka kana kufara....mwari wangu 😒😖🤣

Chimwe chezvinhu zvinondinetsa ndezvekuti vanhu vanoshandisa "an" panzvimbo pe "a" kana shoko rinotevera rakatanga nekonsonanti.

Saka. Vanhu vanotii uye vanonzwa sei kuti zvinonzwika zvakanaka kutaura an store kana an bicycle.

Ndakawana imwe itsva

Zvinoita sekuti handidi chaizvo kana vanhu vasingaverengi bio yangu vozouya muchat vachindibvunza zvinhu zvakataurwa mu bio yangu. Zvinonyanya kubvunzwa? Ndiri kupi

Chokwadi

Chimwe chinhu chinondikanganisa ndechekuti sei vanhu vechikara vachikanganiswa, kungova nekwanisiro navo kuti mumwe munhu akakutumira semutambo kuti utaure uye uise chiratidzo lol.. tinoda vanhu vechokwadi munguva dzino, ndinogona kuva nemadziro angu akasimwa kwehupenyu asi munhu wese akandiratidza…verenga zvimwe

Chii chinokunetsa zvikuru?

Sei uchisangana kana usingade kutaura?

Ndinonyanya kuvenga kana vanhu vachisangana neni uyezve vachiramba kupindura meseji yangu yokutanga. Ndinonzwisisa kuti handina kukodzera chinhu uye handidi kuti vanhu vandimanikidze kutaura navo, zvisinei, kana mumwe achiratidza chido pakuprofita kwake asi asingadi kutanga hurukuro, ndizvo zvisina…verenga zvimwe

Kuchera uye kunonoka

Kuchera uye kunonoka kunokupinza sei? Handifariri zvose izvi, ndinogona kutambira kubva kune vamwe asi handifariri kana zvichibva kune shamwari nemhuri, kunyanya kana zvichidzokororwa.( yavandudzwa)

Ndinovenga kana ndichitora chikafu kubva kune imwe nzvimbo uye pachena munhu akachigadzira haana basa rekupinda muindasitiri yechikafu

Unoziva chandinoreva, vanhu vanogadzira chikafu vasina pfungwa dzepamusoro dzekuti chikafu chinodyiwa sei. Sokuti kana ndichitora burrito uye panzvimbo pekuti zvese zvinonaka zvirambe zviri mubite rimwe chete, pane f*** ton ye sour cream padivi rino ye f*** ton yebhindi padivi iroro uye guacamole…( yavandudzwa)verenga zvimwe

Zvinokanganisa Zvisingatarisirwi

Kana vanhu vachida kukukumbira keke nekuda kwekuva munhu akanaka. Sezvinei, hazvifanirwe kuva chisarudzo. Uye handisi kutaura nezvekubata musuwo kana maitiro (kunyangwe zvazvo...). Ndiri kungotaura nezvevanhu vasiri kuita zvakaipa asi vachitarisira kutarisirwa kwemahara kweese…verenga zvimwe

PSA

Kana uchironga nezvemumwe munhu unofanirwa kutevedzera zvirongwa zvacho kunze kwekunge pane emergency yechimwe chinhu.. Ndakanga ndakagadzirisa zuva nemusikana uyo akandisiya nekuti ndakagovera meme yaasina kubvumirana nayo.. Ndinoreva ndinokunzwisisa kana usingadi mumwe munhu kana paine mumwe asi…verenga zvimwe

Zvinokurudzira

Chii chinonyanya kukunetsa kana kuti chii chakasiyana-siyana chinokunetsa chiri kumunhu waunoziva?

Ndezvipi zvaunonyanya kufarira?

Ndezvipi zvaunonyanya kufarira?

Kusakwana hakuripo

Chinhu chandinonyanya kufarira ndechekuti pane kutarisira kuti hupenyu nevanhu huve hwakakwana uye kuti zvinhu zvirongeke nemazvo. Handirevi kukwana mukufunga kwehunhu. Ndiri kutaura, mukufunga kwehuwandu. Sekunge mabhiriji eTetris aunogona kufambisa uye kuisa panoda. Iwo marudzi e "kugadzikana"…verenga zvimwe

Ndinonyanya kuvenga kuva pa speakerphone

Sei uchindiitira izvi? Handikwanisi kukunzwa uye ma speaker ako akanyanya kuwanda zvekuti handinzwisise asi reverb yeizwi rangu panguva ye2 seconds. Handikwanisi kutaurirana newe nekuti ndiri kutaurira pamusoro pangu. Uye ndakakanganwa pfungwa dzangu... Handikwanisi kunyatsoita, chii chakaipa,…verenga zvimwe

Pane vamwe here?

Chimwe chinhu chinondikanganisa kune vanhu vatsva ndechekuti kana vachipindura nemashoko mapfupi kana rimwe chete. Kana muchisangana, munhu anofunga kuti mumwe angave akagadzirira kukurukura asi ipapo munhu anongopindura ne "hi" "good" uye haapa chinhu chekuchengetedza kukurukurirana.

Chinonyanya kundinetsa pamhuka?

Handikwanisi kubata kana vanhu vasingatengi mutoro wezviito zvavo. Zvimwe ndiri kutonhorera ndinofunga.

Imwe yezvinhu zvinondikanganisa zvikuru, kubvira pandakatanga chikoro

Ndiyo kana mumwe munhu achibvunza “Ndingabvunza mubvunzo here?” (Was already asked one, a stupid one, asi mubvunzo zvisinei) Kana achitaura “Ndine mubvunzo.” BVA BVA! Geez… Sei uri kutora matanho akawandisa, asina basa? Sei uchifanira kuzivisa, kana kubvunza mubvunzo pamusoro pekubvunza mubvunzo?…verenga zvimwe

Chii chinokuita kuti uve akanaka ☺️ ku 🤢?

Ndinoziva kuti kwandiri, chandinonyanya kutyaira chiri pakuti munhu anodzokorora chikumbiro kakawanda munguva pfupi. Zvinoreva kuti anoda kuti chiitwe ikozvino uye haapinduri! Pakarepo, HAPANA kwandiri! Ndezvipi zvako?