3 weeks after a regular snapping turtle bit my thumb, a baby alligator snapping turtle attempts a long trek though my backyard. They've been released at a local creek. Wish them good luck! (edited)

#dadjokes

user109537392

5mo

INFJ

What do you call a grateful Japanese alligator

Arigato!

#dadjokes

Flor 👒🌸

6mo

INTJ

What do you call an alligator detective?

#memes

Felix Manuel

2mo

INTJ

Aquarius

Roblox alligator

Local Roblox alligator is contemplating life

#anime

Gino

2mo

INFJ

Aquarius

Anime logic: how to stop an alligator 🐊 from attacking you in a jungle, feed him some cyanide from cassava root 🤦‍♂️ for the record I only ate 2 squares, that’s about 20 g of 82% cocoa 🍫 not nearly enough to get poisoned. Also dark chocolate is apparently good for cardiovascular health 💜

Also French chocolate is great and all but I prefer Swiss or German chocolate, or Ecuadorian chocolate 😅there is potassium-40 in chocolate but I’m 99% certain that it only contains theobromine and possibly some heavy metals like lead and cadmium, it doesn’t contain potassium cyanide. Peaches 🍑... read more

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#dating

7mo

ISTJ

Aries

Dating is like wadeing through alligator infested water 😝😝

#universe

Mattias

1mo

INFJ

Cancer

So yeah… Ai can make some pretty decent pictures right?

But never ask it to make a hybrid of a pig and a alligator but it’s gonna be adorable… 😅😅

#memes

Tim’e Chills

7mo

INTP

Sagittarius

At my best I’m better than anyone at my worst I’m a dancing alligator

#animals

Zay

7mo

INFJ

Capricorn

Out mah house!

Haha caught this little dude before my cats did. I think it’s a Northern Alligator Lizard of some sort 🤔. Not 100%.

#photography

Vikram

8mo

ENTP

Pisces

Alligator Gar #mauritius

#photography

Vikram

8mo

ENTP

Pisces

1 and only Alligator Gar on the Island.. #mauritius #lavanillecrocodilepark

#writing

Khizir

8mo

ISFP

Pisces

Bliss

The grasshoppers chirped and the fireflies shone bright, as I move through the forest to find a lake. Thirsty I got out the bottle to fill it up, just as I was closing it, I hit myself on the head, "Your dumbass one day is gonna get you killed, dickhead," I scolded myself then I bent down again to... read more

#funny

Max

8mo

ENFP

See ya later alligator

In a while…

#outdoors

James

8mo

ESFJ

Virgo

Up close with alligator

Really want to pet it

#sometimessmaller

Mouse

8mo

INFP

Cancer

They flow slowly

Much like my deer friend they roll slowly, but this time I know it isn't from allergies. The mourning process is long and complicated it seems. And I could use actual human company. Or atleast that is how i feel. But it is like looking for an alligator in the mountains. There shouldn't be one... read more

#photography

Vanessa

9mo

INFP

Sagittarius

Gatorade

Here’s little sunbathing alligator I saw while kayaking last week 🐊 🌞

#animals

Wolf

9mo

INFJ

Gemini

Crocodile vs Alligator!

Which one of this do you prefer?

#animals

AJ aka Moonchild 🌕🌙

10mo

ENFP

Cancer

Alligator Climbs Fence 🐊

#reptiles #videos #funny #outdoors #home What would you do if you walked out to your backyard and this guy was there?

#travel

Eliyahu

10mo

INTP

Capricorn

Where are the Gators?

#Florida #alligator

#memes

Laukik

10mo

ISTJ

See you later .. alligator! (edited)

#comedy

Kenneth Estes

11mo

ESFJ

Taurus

#BostonBeaman

Wrestle an Alligator to save your dog. -Be a Man

#food

Kai Shaw

11mo

INTJ

Pisces

It be Awesome if more people sell Alligator in a Stick

#Delicacy

#pokemon

Jayson

11mo

ENFJ

Leo

Favorite Starter and why?

For me it’s a tie between Bulbasaur and Totodile, but probably Totodile just cause waters my favorite type and he’s a freaking alligator with an awesome third form

#funny

𝓐𝓵𝔂𝓼𝓼𝓪

INTJ

Gemini

See you later, alligator! 👋

#dogs

Elliot

INTP

Pisces

I have a pet alligator 🐊

#random

Tracy

ISTP

Aries

The biggest boi

I don't usually post pictures of myself, but today I actually left my house so y'all get to come along...kinda, but also not really. I went to the Alligator Farm in St. Augustine and saw all the babies. From birds and lemurs to nope ropes, tiny boys, and the very largest of armored water dogs. Did... read more

#funny

Matt

INFP

capybara riding an alligator

#rickandmorty

Lis

INFJ

Capricorn

Rick Sanchez

Is it wrong to find him attractive? 😩😩 just finished the season and I can't stop thinking about that one scene in particular. When he goes to find who the hell used his toilet and he has to get the chip of a robot back cause it exploded and the alligator robots gives him sht so he's just like... read more