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Fragrances

Men/women if you use cologne or perfume, do you have a go-to? A signature scent that you feel unstoppable in? I'm an old school purist, it has to be Poison Dior.

Pro Tip: If you're going to send a DM calling someone "the most beautiful woman you've ever seen," maybe don't follow it up with a tantrum when she doesn't swoon like it's a 2005 Young Adult Movie.

Gentle reminder to the gents: Flattery without substance is like cologne on a corpse. Smells loud, but it's still dead inside. Anyway, shoutout to Eric from Severn, MD. 🤭😙 You have been warned, ladies and gents.Some people act so feral online I wouldn’t leave my drink unattended around... (edited) read more

As a man

Guys, it isn’t hard to get dates. 1. Get a proper haircut. 2. Hit the gym and buy proper food. 3. Shower and brush your teeth twice a day. 4. Work on your education and money. This needs to be lined up before you even worry about a relationship. Certain sites on the internet can easily satisfy... read more

Horned Reaper statue at a bar in Cologne, Germany

confession

I love tattoos and cologne on a man what's yours?

Cucumber Water

I start with an iced water with a single cucumber slice. She writes down my order and smiles. Anxiety sweeps over me— my lips too dry, my cologne faded, the room suddenly hot. I try to breathe. Inhale the air, exhale the stress— but before the breath can settle, “Your water with cucumber slice,... read more