Cologne Community

Elijah

24d

INFJ

Taurus

Cucumber Water

I start with an iced water with a single cucumber slice. She writes down my order and smiles. Anxiety sweeps over me— my lips too dry, my cologne faded, the room suddenly hot. I try to breathe. Inhale the air, exhale the stress— but before the breath can settle, “Your water with cucumber slice,... read more

Andrea

6mo

INFJ

Pisces

Pro Tip: If you're going to send a DM calling someone "the most beautiful woman you've ever seen," maybe don't follow it up with a tantrum when she doesn't swoon like it's a 2005 Young Adult Movie.

Gentle reminder to the gents: Flattery without substance is like cologne on a corpse. Smells loud, but it's still dead inside. Anyway, shoutout to Eric from Severn, MD. 🤭😙 You have been warned, ladies and gents.Some people act so feral online I wouldn’t leave my drink unattended around... (edited) read more

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Adam

6mo

INTJ

Taurus

21

As a man

Guys, it isn’t hard to get dates. 1. Get a proper haircut. 2. Hit the gym and buy proper food. 3. Shower and brush your teeth twice a day. 4. Work on your education and money. This needs to be lined up before you even worry about a relationship. Certain sites on the internet can easily satisfy... read more

Max

2mo

INTJ

Virgo

91

Horned Reaper statue at a bar in Cologne, Germany

Mo

3mo

ISFJ

Sagittarius

54

confession

I love tattoos and cologne on a man what's yours?

Lilith Van'Nightinveil

5mo

INTP

Pisces

78

The Angel with Horns, the Devil with a Halo

You think the devil has horns? Well, so did I. But I was wrong- His hair was slicked back, A glint in his eye, His tie was tight, His manners pristine, He smiled like salvation, But spoke like gasoline. He said all the right things, Held doors, gave praise, But every gesture Was a spark to the... read more