Why would a lisp make life more difficult as a smoker?

M̷̷A̷̷R̷̷I̷̷A̷̷ ̷A̷̷N̷̷G̷̷E̷̷ ̷🖤

10mo

INFP

2

1

🤷🏻‍♀️😂

#humor #funny #comedy #jokes #puns #morning

M̷̷A̷̷R̷̷I̷̷A̷̷ ̷A̷̷N̷̷G̷̷E̷̷ ̷🖤

9mo

INFP

2

1

I just dropped a heavy box of berries on my foot…. now I cranberry walk 🥴🤷🏻‍♀️

#funny #humor #puns #memes

Cameron

10mo

ENFJ

Aquarius

9

8

I used to have a job smashing cans. It was soda pressing

#comedy #funny #puns

Lída

7mo

ISFJ

8

7

I have a pet tree. It is like having a pet dog, just the bark is much quieter.

Lída

12mo

ISFJ

8

7

Moose

Lída

10mo

ISFJ

8

7

🧵🪡

Lída

10mo

ISFJ

8

7

Ironic...😁

Hammy

10mo

INFJ

Libra

9

1

Ended up staring plank wondering why it didn't

#puns #funny

AJ

11mo

INFP

1

2

This one is definitely underrated!

This it was Pasta-tively hilarious 💀🥲😋

David

4mo

ENTP

Gemini

Hi

Lída

11mo

ISFJ

8

7

Don't know why...🤔😁

AJ

11mo

INFP

1

2

Caption this meme 😋

Best caption gets a sticker 💪🏻

Lída

12mo

ISFJ

8

7

Math puns

Lída

11mo

ISFJ

8

7

Family joints 😃

Lída

11mo

ISFJ

8

7

Misunderstanding...

Lída

9mo

ISFJ

8

7

Is it true? 🐝

Lída

11mo

ISFJ

8

7

Hi 😃

Lída

12mo

ISFJ

8

7

Which one?

Tee

6mo

ISTJ

Cancer

6

5

Tell me

What your favourite pun/joke is at the moment. Thank you in advance. 🥹.

Lída

11mo

ISFJ

8

7

🦓🐆🐆

Ⓜ️🅰️®️k

10mo

INTP

Leo

8

7

I think i liked this more than I should.

Eli

4mo

INFP

Aquarius

A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.

Just a cute pun to put a smile on someone's face!

Lída

11mo

ISFJ

8

7

Cars for sheep 🐑

Ren

11mo

INFP

Libra

8

7

💘

They should make a rehab center called The Straightened Arrow

Jorge

9mo

ISFJ

Gemini

6

5

So it’s a Fammer? Carmer? (Shrug)

#puns

Jen

4mo

ISFJ

Libra

1

9

Truly awful

Jake

3mo

ENFP

Aquarius

9

8

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef. (edited)

Ⓜ️🅰️®️k

12mo

INTP

Leo

8

7

Be helpful this holiday season.

#payitforward #noneedtothankme #math

Lída

9mo

ISFJ

8

7

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need a Cairo practor

🤣

Lída

12mo

ISFJ

8

7

Watch out

Robert

3mo

INTP

Virgo

6

7

Why did the general lose his armies?

He couldn't run away fast enough with his short legsies.

Lída

11mo

ISFJ

8

7

Too tired 🚲

Cameron

10mo

ENFJ

Aquarius

9

8

I would have play the leading star in the action movie where a spy takes on kidnappers, but Liam Neeson has as already taken the part.

#jokes #comedy #funny #movies

Lída

12mo

ISFJ

8

7

Subject changed.

ArjuN

11mo

ESFP

Virgo

Day 366

#leapyear #meme #puns #english #universe

AJ

11mo

INFP

1

2

And kills Jedi's 😋

Eli

4mo

INFP

Aquarius

A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”

For someone out there's morale this morning, start the day with a laugh :)