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...can only be UFO until it lands. Then it is just UO. Unless identified. Then it is just an O. 😋

UFO 👽

What your favourite pun/joke is at the moment. Thank you in advance. 🥹.

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Just a cute pun to put a smile on someone's face!

A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need a Cairo practor

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Realistically, i've already shared this one back when i made it, but here it is again cus i rediscovered it. "What do you call a drunken wallaby?"

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Wait, what?

Walks, but struggles to enter a pub. The pirate kind of sits down at the bar, and winces. The patrons can tell he has some kind ship's wheel, and it's fused with his midsection groin area. One patron tries to pull it away from the pirate. 
"Yarrrrr what be ya doing?!" He roars. 
"That be painful!"

The patron asks, "what is with that thing, and are you okay?"

The pirate replies:
"Yarr harr. It's drivin' me nuts!"

A pirate, down on his luck.

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#funny #humor #words #puns #jokes #comedy

I found this punny 😂

Hump day!!

Odd or even? 🤔

It took me a moment to get it.😂
#puns #math

Pun-believable

Toucan

#dogs #cats #pets #jokes #puns #humor #dadjokes #showerthoughts

Did you know? 😂🐾🙃

I got myself a sweet cat named Ginger. She's really loving and gentle. But when she sees something she doesn't like, Ginger snaps.

He couldn't run away fast enough with his short legsies.

Why did the general lose his armies?

Pie rates 😆

For someone out there's morale this morning, start the day with a laugh :)

A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”

#jokes #dadjokes #funny #puns #humor #french

I’ll see myself out… 😂🤷🏻‍♀️🥴

Is it too on the nose?

No change 😁💰

I wash my hands of this

Cutlery (and more...😁)

I have a pet tree. It is like having a pet dog, just the bark is much quieter.

I like puns

Elon Musk 😁

When your pick-me-up from your bff is too good to not share.
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#meme #puns #philosophy

Quick meme drop

#humor #funny #comedy #jokes #puns #morning

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Where does a king keep his armies?

I'm a sucker for a good pun! 😂😂😂

Japan

I am a pro

I just dropped a heavy box of berries on my foot….

now I cranberry walk 🥴🤷🏻‍♀️

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A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

cray cray tues-day!

What kind of companion quest would you have if you were an NPC?

Puns gone too far

Missile Toad

Played only egg related games and my mod thought she was funny

So, I make really cheesy videos with my son. It’s always bad dad jokes or puns. If you have any jokes or puns to share please do! I’m always looking for more! 😂🤷🏻‍♀️