Hapori Nonsense

Kāore au e whakaae ki ngā kōrero wairangi

Ki te pātai mai koe i tētahi mea wairangi, ka wetekina tonutia tō tātou hononga. Kāore rawa au e rata ki ngā pātai wairangi. He ōrite tōku manawanui ki tō Taku Pāpā: Kāore rawa. Ahakoa te aha. Ki te whakamā koe i te tinana, ki te mahi hē rānei ki ahau, ki ētahi atu rānei? Ka whakahoki au kia tekau…pānui atu

He aha tēnei kōrero porangi, aue, he tokomaha rawa ngā tāne hiahia kino, ehara au i te mea kei konei mō rātou.

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Kia ora! Kei te rapu au i tētahi hoa hei whakaputa i aku whakaaro ki a ia mō ngā mea katoa, mai i ngā kōrero porangi noa iho ki ngā whakawhitinga kōrero hōhonu, whai tikanga hoki. Kāore au i te tino rata ki ngā waea oro, waea ataata rānei, engari e pai ana ki te whakamātau i ētahi wā mēnā kua tau…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Te mea whakahiato o te whakamātau anō

I runga i taku whakaaro pai, kei te hiahia tonu au ki te āheinga ki te aroha. E mōhio ana au he mahi te whanaungatanga, he whakaritenga, he ngoikore, me te kōrero i ētahi wā e hiahia ana koe ki te hīkoi tika ki roto i te awa. E mōhio ana au he uaua te tangata, kāore e taea te wā i ngā wā katoa, ā,…pānui atu

E hia te roa o tana wa whakatā lol

He kūaha pēpi tāku e aukati ana i taku rūma i te wā e tuwhera ana taku tatau ki te pupuri i te ngeru nui i waho. Ka taea e te ngeru iti te uru i waenganui i ngā paere, nō reira he *wā haumaru* taku rūma Ko te tikanga, kua pānui ia i te ngeru nui, ā, ka peke ki te haumaru o taku rūma. Kua oti kē i…pānui atu

Te Hē

Me pupuri e tātou ngā rohe

Ngā pukapuka, ngā whāinga, te anamata

Mehemea kāore au i pānui i te whakamārama poto o te pukapuka, kua waiho noa e au ki tahaki. I kōwhiria e te kaituhi kia huna te kaupapa, he mea hou, kāore hoki i te tino mōhiotia, ki roto i te rangirua horihori. Waimarie i tono pukapuka au i tēnei i te whare pukapuka. Heoi anō, i ētahi wā, ko te…pānui atu

Ko te pakeke he painga, he curse?

**Tēnā pea kāore te pakeke e pā ki te koroheketanga… kāore e taea te pā ki te pāwera ki ngā drama kāore e hiahiatia.** 😂 Kua ngaro ngā rā i te wā e pāti ana, e whai ana i te tangata, me te whakaaro nui ki te “kite i mua” o te tangata. Ināianei? Homai he wāhi pātea, he kai pai, he haerenga iti, he…pānui atu

He kōrero horihori, he moumou wā noa iho.. kātahi ka haere atu!😅🫶

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Ki te rapu koe i ahau, kaua e. Kei te mahi au i te kaukau i te taha o nga mea kore. 😂

Te Hoko Pātea

I etahi wa, ko te toa nui ko te whakahoki i tōu rongo. I etahi wa, ka tae koe ki te wā i roto i te ao e tino pātea ana koe ki tētahi āhuatanga, kāore e hiahia ana koe ki te tautohetohe. Ka tuku noa koe ki te Ariki, ka waiho te ora ki te haere i tōna huarahi. Tēnā, ka kōrero au ki a koe i tētahi…pānui atu

Aka ka kite au i tētahi pou genai

Kāore he aroha - kāore e taea te hanga i ngā mea, he kōrero pōhēhē anake.

He pai ki ahau ngā tāngata ka taea e au te kata tahi, te kōrero wairangi tahi, kātahi ka ohorere te kōrero hōhonu tahi ai.

Ko wai te tangata e tino whakarite ana ki te whakangahau i te kōrero mō te marenatanga atua, inaianei?

Me noho koe ki te kōrero ki tētahi. Ia rā, me noho koe ki te kōrero ki a rātou i runga i te mau tonu. Me noho koe ki te whakarite mō rātou ki te taea te whakaatu ki a koe me pēhea te haere o ngā mea i tō rātou tirohanga, Ā, me tuku koe ki ahau ki te tango i te ārahi, ā, hei te tangata e kī atu ki…pānui atu

Kei te whakaaro au mo te whakataurite taumaha i waenga i te Ngeru Cheshire me te wahi keke tiakarete ahiahi

Engari, tērā pea ka taea e au te tutaki ki taua Ngeru Cheshire anō i runga i te waimarie Ka tino pai ahau i tēnei āhua kāore e mōhiotia ana au, nō reira ka taea e au te kōrero pātea anake

Tōmuri.

Te tīmatanga hoa 🤝

“Kei te rapu au i ngā tāngata ka taea e au te haere mai i ngā meme rerekē ki ngā kōrero 2 AM mō te ao 😂 Anime, puoro, pāngarau, ngā mea auaha, kāore he tikanga — kei konei au. He aha tā tātou e kōrero ai i te tuatahi? {just a random photo}

He poto te ora✨

Kaore e wātea mō ngā mea pōhēhē.

Aroha mai, kāore au i te mōhio me pēhea te whakakāhoretanga, nō reira ka kōrero au i ngā mea kāore e pā ana, ka tumanako au ka whakaaro koe he ātaahua au, ka hinga ki te aroha ki a au🙂

Kia ora mai i Sweden.🇸🇪

Kei te hou mai.😊 Kaore au i te tino mohio he aha te tuhinga, engari kei te rapu au i tetahi hoa pono. He tangata hei korero mo nga mea katoa, mai i nga korero hohonu ki te puoro, ki nga kararehe, ki te True Crime, ki te korero noa iho mo nga mea kore. Ka nui taku mihi ki te mohio ki au ano, a, ka…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Ka tīmata koe i ngā āhuatanga whakaaro mō te anamata i waenga i a koe me tētahi, ahakoa he pākiki, he kōrero hē, he whakatoi, he riri... kāore e taea e te whakaaro, i roto i tō hinengaro huna, kua kite kē koe, kua whakamahere kē koe? Kei te mōhio te tangata ki tāku e whakaaro ana?

Pūtaiao

I tetahi wā e teitei ana koe ki te kore e taea te whai whakaaro pakeke, engari kua pakeke rawa mō ngā mea pātea kāore e hāngai 🤧🤧

Kei te pai au ki te hunga ka taea e au te kata, te korero whakapoauau, ā, ka puta te kōrero hohonu.

He aha ta tatou e mahi ana i tenei papanga?

Ka waihohia e au nga korero kore e pa ana, kaua e manukanuka, e nga tangata me nga... uhh... wahine

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I te iti nei e tuku ana au i nga korero whakarihariha Kei te whakatūria e etahi tēnei

I roto i aku whakaaro…

Ka mutu, ka riro koe hei tangata kāore e pā ki te mamae, kāore e pā ki a koe. 🫤E ngana ana ki te kimi i ngā mahi hou/haerenga hei wareware i ngā mea kāore e pai i roto i taku ao, haere whakamua, ā, kia hari. 🙃

He Haerenga i te Ao Mīharo ~ 🕳️🐇 🧚🏻‍♀️✨🎄🎉🃏🪄✨🌟

============================================ 🕳️ I haere au ki te rapu i te Cheshire 😺 i te Ao Mīharo ki te pātai ki a ia he aha te take he rite te kāhu ki te tepu tuhinga. 💜🐈‍⬛ ✨ I puta ia, e ngākau nui ana, ngā karu e huri huri ana. “Well,” tāna i mea, “e tino pai ana rāua ki te kōrero…pānui atu

Me pēhea te kore e titiro hei tangata tino hiahia, hei tangata tino pōuri ki te tangata e tarai ana koe ki te tiki?💀

Ko te rāngai pāhotanga i tēnei wā e tino uaua ana, nā te mea he maha ngā wā e rongo ana au i te "kaua e titiro hei tangata tino hiahia" i te "mahi hei tangata whai wāhi, engari kaua e tino whai wāhi". Me pēhea au e pānui ai i te wā e tatari ana au ki te whakautu, kāore e noho noa iho? Ko tēnei…pānui atu

Ka whakaaro ahau...

Ka taea e te mea e pai ana ahau ki te mātakitaki animes te waiho hei pānga kino i ngā mara pāpori ipurangi? E mōhio ana au he mea kore e tika te kore e noho hei au, engari, ka tīmata ahau ki te awangawanga iti mō tēnā.

e rongo ana au i te pouri...

Ka ngaro taku kaha ki te whakautu ki ngā karere i te wā e kōrero ana te tangata i ngā mea kāore e taea te pānui. Kāore au i te whai kaha mō tēnā, e whakapau ana au i te wā ki a au anō i tēnei wā, kāore e pā ana ki te mea kāore au e hiahia ki te awhina. Ko te tūmanako ka mārama koe ki taku āhua…pānui atu

Koretake

Ko koe tonu te taumata 1 e whawhai ana ki tētahi rangatira wero taumata 12. 👁️

AI Tōrangapū

Kei te hiahia au kia mutu ngā tāngata ki te tuku toi i hangaia e te AI i runga i te Boo. Kua tīmata au ki te aukati i ia kōtahi e whakamahi ana i tēnei :(

I mea a taku kaiako o te whare wānanga, whakarongo ki tana whakatūpato ⚠️

Ngā mōrearea tūturu o te rāngai ki tētahi kōtiro goth: Ka whakangaro ia i tō rongo pai ki te puoro mō ake tonu atu. Ka huri ngā kōrero hohonu ki ngā kōrero mō te ao i te 2 a.m. Ka tīmata koe ki te kakahu māmā “i te hē.” Ā, kāti ka noho he hohonu emociona hei mea kāore e taea te whakaaetia. Ka rongo…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Ki te mea anake

I nga tangata katoa i runga i nga pāpori e tuku ana i nga mea whakahiato katoa, a, e whakaaro ana ratou he mea whakamiharo. ......whakaaroia te whai i tetahi pātene kāore e pai hei whakahoki i a rātou ki te whenua.

Kāore au i konei i runga i ngā taupānga mō ngā kōrero poke ...nā reira, whakamutu i te kōrero ki au mō ngā kaupapa kore 🤨

Daily hypothetical

Mēnā ka hiahia koe ki te whiriwhiri i tētahi maumahara hei whakahou i ngā wā katoa mō te wā katoa, engari ka āta wareware koe ko wai koe i ia wa, he aha te maumahara ka whiriwhiri koe hei ngaro i roto? Taku whakautu Taku tamāhine e kata ana i te nohoanga o muri, e mahi ana i ngā pākiki kāore e…pānui atu