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Kiki is a smartass! Lol (edited)

A lone wolf.

A lone wolf. A wise man. A grieved heart. A sharp mind. Asking the full moon to become the man I want to be. Asking life to stop the feelings intensity. Asking love to make me see. Asking death to join me. A weirdo A smartass. A best friend An eternal lover. Asking you to believe in what I... read more

Guess We Need A P.A.A Intervention

Today at work, one of my coworkers was staring really hard at me while I was potting up some of my special peppers (hard to find/never heard of) so naturally I asked, "what, want one? They're hot." Her: Brooke...how many plants do you have here? Me: Just a few, why...? Her: Smartass! You have like... (edited) read more

Which one are you?

It's time to address the elephant in the room...

It's me, I'm the elephant. Its come to my attention that some of y'all can't tell when I'm being sarcastic vs serious...which is honestly probably my fault for being a smartass most of the time. Allow me to make this easy for those of you who take everything super seriously. If my... read more

What are 3 things you can't live without?

Excluding food, water and oxygen. Smartass...