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How to take over the world with rubber ducks

Step 1: acquire an unreasonable amount of rubber ducks. Step 2: distribute them strategically. Bathtubs + offices + government buildings + cafés. Everywhere. Nobody suspects the duck. Step 3: make the ducks recognizable enough that people start collecting them. Now they’re voluntarily spreading the… read more

Pizza time

Me in a nutshell 🤣🤣

That’s my bday but I’m feeling the same as this thing :(

Put differently…

80's

How do you deal with embarrassing situations and feeling awkward sometimes? 🫣

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Me

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Just me or anyone else 😂

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Happy Monday 😂😂😂

rianse pls

Naaaaa

Is it just me? (edited)

Yup 🤣

I don’t think I could date a really good looking person. I’d be staring at them too much. And then trying not to stare at them. And then staring at them again. 😭 🥀

If you date a conservative, you risk dating someone who has no feelings. If you date a liberal, you risk dating someone who has way too many of them. 😂😭

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I am so tired of grown men in lifted trucks who mow lawns for a living acting tough. You work the same job as a 15 year old on summer vacation humble yourself. 😭

Random Mom Joke of the Day

Why can you never trust an atom? … because they make up everything 😂🤣 (edited)

Next?

GO

You get $1,000 but you have to spend it in 1 hour — go For me, gotta go on a vacation.

Friday Mood

Have been using this lipstick for quite some time. Only now did I read what’s written on it. Befitting for the day. Would you go with the Friday Mood? 🤪🤭😂

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Idk why this made me laugh lol

Accurate

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My endless stimming 😂

My future love is in for a lot of random noise 😂 (edited)

Truth

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I'm just bored 😆 Talk to me 😊

Inspiration

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Talk?

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100%😂😂😂 (edited)