Be warned

Racheal

6d

ISFP

Pisces

just sleep

Kelly

17d

INFP

Aries

Ninjas Want Our Footwear!

Say we're attacked by ninjas and they're all wielding swords - let's say Shinobi with ninjatō for the sake of clarity. They've come from an alternate time line where the future is feudal Japan. They need our shoes and are willing to kill us for them. Are we walking back barefoot or do you have a... read more

Reka

12d

ISTJ

Leo

🤓

Nature heals me, but mosquitoes make sure I don’t get too happy.

Racheal

7d

ISFP

Pisces

😂

Brock

10d

INFP

Taurus

8

7

Lol when they say don't put babies in the corn dogs or something.

Nadiia

9d

INTJ

Gemini

8

7

Annoying moments of “not this time sociable”

Ashley

18d

ISFP

Sagittarius

6

7

Badum tss

Jacob

19d

ISFJ

Scorpio

6

7

Soul Mate

So, I used to think my soul mate was out there somewhere, but more realistically her mom was a swallower.

Ray

15d

INTP

Scorpio

8

7

I'm crunching the numbers

ꂵꁲꋖꋖシ

16d

INFP

Gemini

6

7

Did you know..

They aren't going to be making yardsticks any longer.

Andy

24d

INFP

Scorpio

6

5

😊

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way

Grant

16d

INFJ

Leo

7

8

Did you hear about that guy who was caught selling fake fan-assisted ovens?

He received a convection for fraud.

Andy

22d

INFP

Scorpio

6

5

😊

Dogs can't operate MRI machines But catscan

Carl

3d

ISTP

Capricorn

6

5

What do you call a fly without wings?

Andy

22d

INFP

Scorpio

6

5

😁

What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian bale

Yas

28d

INTJ

Sagittarius

6

5

Give me a joke

Try to make me laugh

Andy

3mo

INFP

Scorpio

6

5

😁

I once read a book about glue I couldn't put it down

John

27d

INFP

Cancer

2

1

🎈

Andy

3mo

INFP

Scorpio

6

5

😁😊

What's faster hot or cold? Hot because you can catch a cold

Andy

3mo

INFP

Scorpio

6

5

😁

I wouldnt buy anything with velcro It's a totally rip-off

Grant

16d

INFJ

Leo

7

8

Have you ever seen that film about the cyborg police horse?

RoboClop?

Josh

13d

INTP

Sagittarius

6

5

Not to brag...

But if I were illegal, Ice would want me 😏

Andy

18d

INFP

Scorpio

6

5

😁

R.I.P boiling water You will be mist

Hydz

3mo

INFJ

Pisces

Is diz true???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜

Michael

19d

ENFP

Leo

7

8

Scientists recently combined the DNA of a Cheetah and the DNA of a crab. After that, things went sideways real fast.

Please don't hunt me down with pitchforks.

Charley

20d

ESFP

Cancer

🤣 😂

Andy

24d

INFP

Scorpio

6

5

😄

I adopted a dog from a blacksmith As soon as I brought him home, he made a bolt for the door

IonComan

3mo

INFJ

Aries

8

7

"What do you do for a living?"

Hi. "I am a fitness model. I am the before picture" 😎😁

Steven

20d

INTP

Aquarius

9

1

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use a honeycomb.

חן

1mo

INFP

Aries

8

9

🤣

Andy

23d

INFP

Scorpio

6

5

😊

I washed the car with my son the other day. Apparently using a sponge is easier

Rita Monet

9mo

INFJ

Gemini

😴

#memes #funny #comedy #jokes .ctto

Andy

24d

INFP

Scorpio

6

5

😏

Shoplifters anonymous Helping people to help themselves

Madz

9mo

ENFP

Gemini

Have a dad joke!

Dad joke of the day: How does the moon cut his hair? .....Eclipse it. ^_^

Rita Monet

8mo

INFJ

Gemini

😴

#memes #funny #comedy #jokes .ctto

Rita Monet

11mo

INFJ

Gemini

No more errors this year.👀 Also me.😆

Happy New Year, Y'all! 😁 #memes #funny #comedy #jokes .ctto (edited)

Robert

3mo

ISFP

Taurus

8

7

A girl on Boo asked me why I had an unlit cigarette in my picture.

I told her I was just looking for a Match 🩵 (edited)