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What's the difference between the people of Abu Dhabi and Dubai? The people of Dubai do not like The Flintstones. But the people of Abu Dhabi do.

I want to get married. HAHAHAHA

Fellas, I don’t know who needs to hear this, but masculinity is not measured by the loudness of your car’s exhaust 😭🥀

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my back hurts: ( maybe my wings are growing in cause i'm such an angel

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dumbest break up reason?

Dad Joke of the Day!

There was a king that was twelve inches tall..he was a terrible king but a good ruler

I have a question, can someone please help me answer it?

If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home 😂

Joke What would happen if I put one of my eggs/nuts in the microwave??? Any one knows? Moment the answer 🤣🤣

Pepito's wife a very common Filipino joke

He says his favorite show is Frozen but when I asked him who Elsa was, he said she was Pepito's wife.🙄🤐

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Ninjas Want Our Footwear!

Say we're attacked by ninjas and they're all wielding swords - let's say Shinobi with ninjatō for the sake of clarity. They've come from an alternate time line where the future is feudal Japan. They need our shoes and are willing to kill us for them. Are we walking back barefoot or do you have a… read more

Toy Story 4 was a disappointment, but Toy Story 5 was a bit of an improvement, but lightyears (pun 😅😂) away from the quality of the trilogy!

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🤭 Just your average female demon here

I once had a job smashing cans, It was soda pressing..

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My ideal type: Someone who’s patient enough to put up with my silliness 😎 Someone who finds me cute even when I do weird things 😏 And someone with a healthy mindset and no mental issues 👍 My strengths: I have a strong mentality. Also, I might hit you often, but I’m weak, so it won’t hurt.… read more

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The other day I went to buy a Christmas tree The guy in the shop said " you going to put it up yourself" I said "I was thinking the lounge"

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What a joke 🙂

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Dad joke

I'm going to take a shower but don't call the cops I will bring it back after I'm done.

Dad Joke Moon Hair

Moon Hair

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Annoying moments of “not this time sociable”

Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flatbread?

..... It's a pita parka 😅

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For some reason I only know 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know y

🎃Some more Hallohumor🎃

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Soul Mate

So, I used to think my soul mate was out there somewhere, but more realistically her mom was a swallower.

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leme hear your best dad jokes guys!!!

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Where do you take someone who's been injured in peek-a-boo accident To the I.C.U

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Scary Year

This cartoon is too true in 2025. Plans for Halloween activities in DC areas now have to balance around troops everywhere.

Can February March? No, but April May 😂🤭😅

How horrifying 😱😱😱

Damn I hate getting free tickets...even WORSE if it's VIP

If I want to try comedy, I need materials 😆

I've tried to manifest a virgin partner once.. and they start saying strange things like my divine partners are angels 😇 👯 It cracks me up and makes me want to cry at the same time 😂😭😆 I bet those angels are Kiki - ING right now 😤 No wonder they said they were Kiki-ING behind the scenes..… read more