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Why was algebra was the easiest subject for high school students in Ancient Rome?

X was always 10.

I might be Purrverted

If a person who doesn't want to be around people is an introvert & a person who wants to be around people is an extrovert, isn't someone who wants to be around cats a purrvert? (edited)

A little known fact

I wonder who is me in this photo😆😆😆

I get no reaction

I tried to write a good chemistry joke... but all the good ones Argon

Fatima & Furious : The Fate of Ahmad

🤣 At least, she warns him. She still cares of him. (edited)

Happy saturdate

That awkward moment when all your 5 boyfriend's get serious about you 🏃🏿‍♀️😳

HAPPY MON(STER)DAY EVERYONE ✌🏻🤡

i saw those red flag but kinda blurry 🙈 #meme #memes #memeoftheday #jokes #jokeoftheday

Sad life🤧🤣

Feeling snackish but no snacks around🤧🤣 (edited)

My wife thought she saw a cockroach in the kitchen so she sprayed everything down & cleaned thoroughly.

Today I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

What do you call an army of babies?

The infantry.

🤣🤣🤣

Do you have a boyfriend / girlfriend? (edited)

What do you call it when Santa gets stuck in the chimney and freaks out?

CLAUStrophobia! -Probably snagged his sack on the way down-

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

It’s because they lactose.

A man walked into a library and asked the librarian, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat?

The librarian replied, "It rings a bell, but I'm not sure if it's here or not."

Joke time.

A little laugh won't hurt.💁🏻‍♀️😆

My coworker said: “ You should not eat red meat.” I said, “My grandmother lived to be 97.”…

She said, “Did she eat red meat?” I said, “No. She minded her own business.”

My body was shaking🥶 my heart was pounding🫀 I thought it was love❤️ it turn out it's gastric pains💔 Lol🤪😂 (edited)

😹😹😹

(Kinda)Dark humor of the day,

What’s a terrorist favorite seat on an airplane? C4

Riddle me this?

They tell us money doesn't grow on trees if that is the case why thf do banks have branches?

Whenever I attend a funeral I don’t know what to do….

My friend suggests: Just say sorry for your loss and move on. Apparently, I wasn’t supposed to say “move on”.

Doing hard time

Did you hear about the gangsters who stole an entire crate of Viagra? The police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.

Always..😅

My looks every morning and he says "Good morning beautiful" 😂🤭

What do you call a flying monk?

An air friar!

What does a 90 year old man have in common with a Christmas tree?

The wood is dead and the balls are just for decoration.

I used to go out with a girl who collected magazines...

She had a lot of issues

I went on a date with a girl who said she likes to spend a lot of time in her apiary.

I thought, ‘she’s a keeper’

The shortest complete sentence in the English language is “I am”. The longest sentence is also just 2 words with 3 letters total….

“I do”

Nowhere to hide…

I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.'

Never mind the Aztecs..

I have just learnt Peruvian Owls hunt in pairs. They are Inca hoots

THE ONLY CALL I WOULD NEVER IGNORE

the "sleep call" i'd die for #memes #meme #jokes #jokeoftheday #mood

If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you?

U r a bus

If ever you get addicted to smoking seaweed the one thing you should do is...

Sea Kelp. You don’t have to face this abalone!

It really did tell the future…

Why does the Magic 8-Ball use Gmail? Because - Outlook not so good.