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Why was algebra was the easiest subject for high school students in Ancient Rome?

X was always 10.

Don't know if I feel hungry because am missing her.. Or am missing her because am hungry

I might be Purrverted

If a person who doesn't want to be around people is an introvert & a person who wants to be around people is an extrovert, isn't someone who wants to be around cats a purrvert? (edited)

A little known fact

I wonder who is me in this photo😆😆😆

I get no reaction

I tried to write a good chemistry joke... but all the good ones Argon

My boyfriend is leaving me after I accidentally broke his spectacles. He said he can't see me anymore..🥺

Fatima & Furious : The Fate of Ahmad

🤣 At least, she warns him. She still cares of him. (edited)

Happy saturdate

That awkward moment when all your 5 boyfriend's get serious about you 🏃🏿‍♀️😳

HAPPY MON(STER)DAY EVERYONE ✌🏻🤡

i saw those red flag but kinda blurry 🙈 #meme #memes #memeoftheday #jokes #jokeoftheday

Sad life🤧🤣

Feeling snackish but no snacks around🤧🤣 (edited)

My wife thought she saw a cockroach in the kitchen so she sprayed everything down & cleaned thoroughly.

Today I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

What do you call an army of babies?

The infantry.

🤣🤣🤣

Do you have a boyfriend / girlfriend? (edited)

What do you call it when Santa gets stuck in the chimney and freaks out?

CLAUStrophobia! -Probably snagged his sack on the way down-

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

It’s because they lactose.

A man walked into a library and asked the librarian, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat?

The librarian replied, "It rings a bell, but I'm not sure if it's here or not."

Joke time.

A little laugh won't hurt.💁🏻‍♀️😆

My coworker said: “ You should not eat red meat.” I said, “My grandmother lived to be 97.”…

She said, “Did she eat red meat?” I said, “No. She minded her own business.”

My body was shaking🥶 my heart was pounding🫀 I thought it was love❤️ it turn out it's gastric pains💔 Lol🤪😂 (edited)

😹😹😹

(Kinda)Dark humor of the day,

What’s a terrorist favorite seat on an airplane? C4

Riddle me this?

They tell us money doesn't grow on trees if that is the case why thf do banks have branches?

Whenever I attend a funeral I don’t know what to do….

My friend suggests: Just say sorry for your loss and move on. Apparently, I wasn’t supposed to say “move on”.

Doing hard time

Did you hear about the gangsters who stole an entire crate of Viagra? The police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.

Always..😅

My looks every morning and he says "Good morning beautiful" 😂🤭

What do you call a flying monk?

An air friar!

What does a 90 year old man have in common with a Christmas tree?

The wood is dead and the balls are just for decoration.

I used to go out with a girl who collected magazines...

She had a lot of issues

I went on a date with a girl who said she likes to spend a lot of time in her apiary.

I thought, ‘she’s a keeper’

The shortest complete sentence in the English language is “I am”. The longest sentence is also just 2 words with 3 letters total….

“I do”

Nowhere to hide…

I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.'

Never mind the Aztecs..

I have just learnt Peruvian Owls hunt in pairs. They are Inca hoots

THE ONLY CALL I WOULD NEVER IGNORE

the "sleep call" i'd die for #memes #meme #jokes #jokeoftheday #mood

If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you?

U r a bus