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And treat singles like....orphans in a relationship ...🤣😅😆

Everybody is talking about their partner....  raise your hand 🖐 if your single....🤣

How do you call a male friend....🤔🤣 a boyfriend or a friend

🤣😅🏃🏻‍♀️

Convo with my patient 

Me: ma’am! Can you please inhale 
          and exhale? Because you’re 
          oxygen level is a bit low…

Patient: I’m I? Gonna die ? If I don’t 
                  Breath? 

Me: my reaction 😳
         I didn’t respond directly 😂😂🤦🏻‍♀️

🤣😂... have you ever lied about something...

Sorry I was born being fluffy but  not being you’re  plastic Barbie 😂😂😂

# I think this type
Of man is our karma ladies 😂😂!!
Will you still like him? After being played for?

How do the „Keep out on the lawn“ signs get on the lawn? :<

Question of the day

I was checking some dude out at the cash register. His total came out $12.30. It was about 2 in the afternoon. I told him "that'll be $12.30" he replied with "huh? That can't be right". And before I got another word out, I hear the man say "i dont think thats the right time" I said "suuuuure, um sir I said your total was $12.30, that's not the time". He said "oh, we'll what is the time anyways?" 

Guess I should've been more specific. 🤣

Funny moment at work

Ladies will you accept this kind of a suitor ? 😂😂😂

If you sneeze and fart at the same time... does your body take a screenshot?

Question

The trampoline used to be called the "jumpoline" before your mom jumped on it

#Facts

So, does anyone else feel like a machine gun with adhd? Like you're just popping of in random directions hoping to hit something? Anything? 🤣

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Everybody is talking about their partner.... raise your hand 🖐 if your single....🤣

How do you call a male friend....🤔🤣 a boyfriend or a friend

🤣😅🏃🏻‍♀️

Convo with my patient Me: ma’am! Can you please inhale and exhale? Because you’re oxygen level is a bit low… Patient: I’m I? Gonna die ? If I don’t Breath? Me: my reaction 😳 I didn’t respond directly 😂😂🤦🏻‍♀️

🤣😂... have you ever lied about something...

Sorry I was born being fluffy but not being you’re plastic Barbie 😂😂😂