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Aurora

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INFJ
Libra

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Awwww

How thoughtful 🤭

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James

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INTP
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Why should you never play poker at the zoo? Too many cheetahs

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Vishal

1d

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When we were in boarding school, I used to sit near the window facing the kitchen. Then I saw one chef putting some salt in a pot of beans. Later on another came with salt again and he wanted to add to the same pot. I forgot that I was in class and I shouted. "Salt is already added!"

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Shallie

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Honestly I'm not happy, this morning I was setting a voice password on my phone.A dog barked in front of me and it ran away. Now am busy looking for that dog to unlock my phone 🥺😭😭

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William

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I want to tell you about a girl who eats plants

You've probably never heard of herbivore.

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Shallie

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INFP
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Rolled over to cuddle. Forgot I was single and fell off the bed 🤣🤣🤣

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Abram

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My wife thinks it's weird that I stare at the window during a heavy rain storm

It would be a lot less weird if she would let me in I exidently gave my wife a glue stick instead of lipstick She's still not talking to me

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Carla

10mo

INFJ
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Guys, tell me a joke or say something that can make me giggle or laugh. I’ll let you know if you made me giggle or laugh. Making me smile doesn’t count. 😌

HINT: I laugh at ridiculous things and sometimes the simplest of things and ironies makes me laugh.

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Robert

7mo

ENTP
Virgo

8w7

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Tesla vs Edison

If u steal a Tesla does it become a Edison

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👑Sabi🔱

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ISTJ
Leo

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Why did I get divorced?

Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked. 😂😂😂

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Claire

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As I was getting in bed, he said, "You're drunk." I said, "How do you know that?" He said, "You live next door."

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Adi

3mo

ENTP
Aries

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What does a gun say when it smells something stinky?

"PEW PEW"

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Tania

2mo

INFJ
Sagittarius

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So the Dr found out the source to much my hopeless optimism

It's my blood B+ ("Be Positive"). 😂😂😂😂 I can't stay negative if I wanted to lol Edit: I was so sleepy I mistyped the title lol But hey, gotta stay positive! 😅

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Skittz

1mo

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Scorpio

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Tell me a joke keep it clean pls

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Shallie

2mo

INFP
Aquarius

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As I was Getting in Bed, He Said, "You're Drunk." I Said, " How Do You Know That?" He Said, "You Live Next Door."🙈🙈

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Shelle

24d

INFJ
Leo

What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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