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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant and a rhino 🤔
What ?
🤷🏻‍♂️Helephino🤷🏻‍♂️
(Hell If I Know)

Eggless omelet

The other night me and my girlfriend were kissing on the sofa.

She said "should we take this into the bedroom"

I replied "yeah sure you get the other end"

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Hahaha🤣

Dear, floors.

Have you ever considered NOT being dirty barely even half a day after I've swept you.

Signed. The guy with tired arms.

Housework...

Absolutely proximity is real. Be around the people you want to become.

Dad Joke Best Air

Dad Joke Funny Bone

Is diz true???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜

Dad Joke Magician

Hi. "I am a fitness model. I am the before picture" 😎😁

"What do you do for a living?"

Him : What are you doing?
Me : Im doing my best, brooo😏

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In my spare time I like to fart on crowded elevators.

Which is wrong on so many levels

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Make a woman mad in 4 or less words.. 🤔👀???!!

Show me what you got fellas 😂😂

Lyfe

What type of joke does a vegan like? 
Meatless

Work in progress

"I keep getting etymology and entomology confused.
Words cannot describe how much this bugs me."

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Some cats chase it others will try to hide from it.

Dad Joke Leopard

Why don’t ants ever get sick days? 












Because they have ant-tibodies and they always keep working in colon-y management. 🐜

Ant joke

Dad Joke Ants

👤 x 🗣️  = 😤🤭😂

Dad Joke Tomato

Dad Joke 4 Wheels

Dad Joke Best Present

Favorite snack?

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Let's begin the weekend with a little humor 😆

Say we're attacked by ninjas and they're all wielding swords - let's say Shinobi with ninjatō for the sake of clarity. They've come from an alternate time line where the future is feudal Japan. They need our shoes and are willing to kill us for them. Are we walking back barefoot or do you have a plan to save our footwear?

Ninjas Want Our Footwear!

I tried to catch FOG yesterday... I MIST. 😳🤣

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What happened to the frog that parked illegally? It got toad.

Hahaha

Dad Joke Slapped

Some Morning jokes to start your day:
Mornings are like math — I don’t like them, they don’t like me, and they always come with problems.
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What’s the oldest meme you have that still makes you laugh yet reminds your age?

Dad Joke April 1st

🤭 Just your average female demon here

Please, this duckling has been on my head for 2 hours!

Heeeyyy

Dad Joke Tree

I once had a job smashing cans,
It was soda pressing..

The other day I went to buy a Christmas tree
The guy in the shop said " you going to put it up yourself"
I said "I was thinking the lounge"

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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant and a rhino 🤔 What ? 🤷🏻‍♂️Helephino🤷🏻‍♂️ (Hell If I Know)

Eggless omelet

😁

Hahaha🤣

Housework...

Dad Joke Best Air

2026

Are we attracted to People, or Familiar Feelings?

Scary Movie 6 was underwhelming to say the least

Scary Movie 6 was underwhelming to say the least

Need more today😌 Everyone is valuable and not worth making jokes about🥹

Just had a birthday.