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Staying level headed at work.

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Stay young forever

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Being called “baby” hits differently when you know you’re not the only one.

What's a ghost favorite dessert? Ice cream

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What's the difference between the people of Abu Dhabi and Dubai? The people of Dubai do not like The Flintstones. But the people of Abu Dhabi do.

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What do massage therapists and construction signs have in common? They both do shoulder work!

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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

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There was a king that was twelve inches tall..he was a terrible king but a good ruler

Ninjas Want Our Footwear!

Say we're attacked by ninjas and they're all wielding swords - let's say Shinobi with ninjatō for the sake of clarity. They've come from an alternate time line where the future is feudal Japan. They need our shoes and are willing to kill us for them. Are we walking back barefoot or do you have a… read more

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I have a question, can someone please help me answer it?

If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

🤭 Just your average female demon here

I want to get married. HAHAHAHA

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My ideal type: Someone who’s patient enough to put up with my silliness 😎 Someone who finds me cute even when I do weird things 😏 And someone with a healthy mindset and no mental issues 👍 My strengths: I have a strong mentality. Also, I might hit you often, but I’m weak, so it won’t hurt.… read more

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The other day I went to buy a Christmas tree The guy in the shop said " you going to put it up yourself" I said "I was thinking the lounge"

Fellas, I don’t know who needs to hear this, but masculinity is not measured by the loudness of your car’s exhaust 😭🥀

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My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home 😂

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Moon Hair

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Annoying moments of “not this time sociable”

Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flatbread?

..... It's a pita parka 😅

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For some reason I only know 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know y

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Soul Mate

So, I used to think my soul mate was out there somewhere, but more realistically her mom was a swallower.

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leme hear your best dad jokes guys!!!

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Where do you take someone who's been injured in peek-a-boo accident To the I.C.U

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