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My ideal type: Someone who’s patient enough to put up with my silliness 😎 Someone who finds me cute even when I do weird things 😏 And someone with a healthy mindset and no mental issues 👍

My strengths: I have a strong mentality. Also, I might hit you often, but I’m weak, so it won’t hurt. That’s it
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Life update

Is diz true???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜

Hi. "I am a fitness model. I am the before picture" 😎😁

"What do you do for a living?"

Tell me the WORST joke you've ever heard or found on the Internet. I promise to ROFLMAO 🤣 or seriously question your sense of humor 😂

ROFL or Facepalm 😄

I'm like a fitted sheet. Frustrating and always popping off

I'm like

Dad Joke Pickle

Gotta love my barber's Colognes, definitely the original stuff :')

"For all skin Typerrrrrrrrr" 😂

Good morning

I'll never make fun of people with heated toilet seats again...🥶🥶🥶

Yup...

👤 x 🗣️  = 😤🤭😂

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Why Does It Feel So Hard?

Sometimes people ask,

"Why don't you just talk about it?"

The answer is actually simple:

I don't even know where to begin.

It's not that I don't want to open up.

Maybe it's because, for so long, I never really had a safe space where someone was willing to truly listen.

So I learned to carry everything on my own.

Sadness → buried.
Disappointment → bottled up.
Needs → pushed aside.

Little by little, it became a habit.

Until one day, even saying,

"I'm not okay,"

started to feel unfamiliar.

People see someone who looks calm, mature, and like they have everything under control.

But what they don't see is that this calm exterior is often just a carefully held mask...

covering wounds that have never truly had the chance to heal.

If you're only beginning to open up, that's okay.

You don't have to do it all at once.

Take your time.

Allah knows every feeling in your heart, even the prayers you haven't found the words to say and the tears that haven't fallen.

You don't have to be strong all by yourself.

Allah is always listening, and there is always hope for healing—one small step at a time.

Feel Tired 😭😭

Let's begin the weekend with a little humor 😆

Say we're attacked by ninjas and they're all wielding swords - let's say Shinobi with ninjatō for the sake of clarity. They've come from an alternate time line where the future is feudal Japan. They need our shoes and are willing to kill us for them. Are we walking back barefoot or do you have a plan to save our footwear?

Ninjas Want Our Footwear!

Ellis: "Did you just say huff huff pass? Jake: No, I said huff puff pass. But, huff huff pass works too.

What makes it even funnier is that they were playing a southpark game at the time, pretending to huff each other's backend bugle blasts.

WPE's unhinged quote of the year

I tried to catch FOG yesterday... I MIST. 😳🤣

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What happened to the frog that parked illegally? It got toad.

Hahaha

Some Morning jokes to start your day:
Mornings are like math — I don’t like them, they don’t like me, and they always come with problems.
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Dad Joke Santa Motorcycle

What’s the oldest meme you have that still makes you laugh yet reminds your age?

🤭 Just your average female demon here

Please, this duckling has been on my head for 2 hours!

Heeeyyy

I once had a job smashing cans,
It was soda pressing..

The other day I went to buy a Christmas tree
The guy in the shop said " you going to put it up yourself"
I said "I was thinking the lounge"

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Gemini dad jokes :
Why did the scarecrow win an award ? 
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Me: 😶😶

Met another girl on Boo. She liked my post and commented that I was hilarious, so naturally, as a gentleman, I replied and told her if she wanted more unhinged content, she should DM me.

She did. Respectfully, I was shocked.

First thing she brings up is her MBTI type. I don’t know anything about that. I’m just out here raw-dogging life with vibes and Google Calendar.

So I ask her what MBTI even is, and she says it tells you how your brain functions. Like a personality MRI, I guess.

I say cool, how does it work? And to keep the energy chaotic, I sent her a photo of Lord Voldemort — but with a full nose and massive British teeth, laughing like he just finished a pub meal and colonized something.

She hasn’t replied since.

Which is fair. But also: you can’t ask me to explore the mind and not expect wizard memes.

Picture I sent:

I met another girl on boo

Wild spirit❤️

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What a joke 🙂

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Dad Joke Moon Hair

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Annoying moments of “not this time sociable”

Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flatbread?

For some reason I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

I don't know y

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Why did the computer go to therapy?
It had too many bytes from the past.

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If you watch Jaws backwards, it becomes a heartwarming story about a helpful shark that brings arms and legs to people who need them.

Thought of the day

A Boo community for meeting other Jokes enthusiasts.

Jokes Community

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Life update

Is diz true???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜

"What do you do for a living?"

ROFL or Facepalm 😄

I'm like

Back Day

Cure my boredom plz

goodluck forgetting my eyes, my smile, my jokes, & my yapp

I realized I think I want a friendship that can lead to relationship instead of jump directly into relationship...

Because I’m a sucker for dad jokes and I’m childish af. 🙃

Just a little soul,