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Is there a reason every post on here is only pics of cats? 🤣

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Ready for a joke? 😁

Life was hard lately, but I think your face was even harder! HAHAHA

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Is diz true???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜

Hi. "I am a fitness model. I am the before picture" 😎😁

"What do you do for a living?"

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Being a switch is great because half the time I’m planning world domination and the other half I’m like, 'Can someone please just tell me what to do for dinner?'" 👑🍕
( oh lol 😂 by the way Im not a true switch just a loyal submissive )

All jokes aside 😂 😜

What should we do ?

What you got?

Life update

Unless you're an historian, then you learn something old

You learn something new everyday

Say we're attacked by ninjas and they're all wielding swords - let's say Shinobi with ninjatō for the sake of clarity. They've come from an alternate time line where the future is feudal Japan. They need our shoes and are willing to kill us for them. Are we walking back barefoot or do you have a plan to save our footwear?

Ninjas Want Our Footwear!

I tried to catch FOG yesterday... I MIST. 😳🤣

🤷🏻‍♀😳🤣

I don't care who u are 😆

Before he passed away, Hue Heffner once successfully stopped an order of monks from operating a business on his property.

Apparently the monks had set up a shop on the lawn of the Playboy Mansion where they were selling flowers.

When asked about it, one frair said, “Well if it were anyone else, we probably would have gotten away with it.  But it turns out only Hue can prevent florist friars.”

Flower selling monks

What’s the oldest meme you have that still makes you laugh yet reminds your age?

🤭 Just your average female demon here

I once had a job smashing cans,
It was soda pressing..

My ideal type: Someone who’s patient enough to put up with my silliness 😎 Someone who finds me cute even when I do weird things 😏 And someone with a healthy mindset and no mental issues 👍

My strengths: I have a strong mentality. Also, I might hit you often, but I’m weak, so it won’t hurt. That’s it
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The other day I went to buy a Christmas tree
The guy in the shop said " you going to put it up yourself"
I said "I was thinking the lounge"

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Knock knock!

Who is there?

Europe!

Europe who?

I am not a poo.  I am not a poo.

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God bless.

Knock knock joke

Ellis: "Did you just say huff huff pass? Jake: No, I said huff puff pass. But, huff huff pass works too.

What makes it even funnier is that they were playing a southpark game at the time, pretending to huff each other's backend bugle blasts.

WPE's unhinged quote of the year

Wild spirit❤️

What a joke 🙂

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Dad Joke Moon Hair

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Annoying moments of “not this time sociable”

Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flatbread?

For some reason I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

I don't know y

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🎃Some more Hallohumor🎃

"I was going to dress up in a straitjacket for Halloween.

But I’m afraid it might be a little difficult to pull off."

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So, I used to think my soul mate was out there somewhere, but more realistically her mom was a swallower.

Soul Mate

Tee Heehee-nage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Where do you take someone who's been injured in peek-a-boo accident

To the I.C.U

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A Boo community for meeting other Jokes enthusiasts.

Jokes Community

Is there a reason every post on here is only pics of cats? 🤣

:D

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Ready for a joke? 😁

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Is diz true???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜

How i love it when males have that big ego for nothing

Tell me a joke

Dark times call for equally dark jokes.

Winston Salem nc

Jokes

Barefoot