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Dad Joke Leopard

I kinda wanna fall in love on a whim and then regret it later just for fun. 🤣😜

I'm so boooooooooored...

🤣🤣🤣

Him : What are you doing?
Me : Im doing my best, brooo😏

🙃

What do bees brush their hair with?

 A honeycomb 😄

Beeutiful

Dear, floors.

Have you ever considered NOT being dirty barely even half a day after I've swept you.

Signed. The guy with tired arms.

Housework...

🤧

Dad Joke Ants

Is diz true???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜

Dad Joke Best Present

When I find a partner, I'm going to invite everyone over for a barbecue to celebrate such a historic event.

My jokes, my traumas 😅🥩😂🤣

Hi. "I am a fitness model. I am the before picture" 😎😁

"What do you do for a living?"

Lyfe

The poor were playing peacefully when suddenly a wild tongue burst in 😆😂😂

"I keep getting etymology and entomology confused.
Words cannot describe how much this bugs me."

🤔

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

👤 x 🗣️  = 😤🤭😂

Dad Joke 4 Wheels

Yall like puns?

Dad Joke Tree

People say laughter is the best medicine, but I think actual medicine works better

Joke.

Let's begin the weekend with a little humor 😆

Say we're attacked by ninjas and they're all wielding swords - let's say Shinobi with ninjatō for the sake of clarity. They've come from an alternate time line where the future is feudal Japan. They need our shoes and are willing to kill us for them. Are we walking back barefoot or do you have a plan to save our footwear?

Ninjas Want Our Footwear!

Really now?

I tried to catch FOG yesterday... I MIST. 😳🤣

🤷🏻‍♀😳🤣

What happened to the frog that parked illegally? It got toad.

Hahaha

I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He said, “Well, stop going to those places.”
I said, “That’s not helpful… but it is technically correct, which somehow makes it worse.”

Laughter.

Some Morning jokes to start your day:
Mornings are like math — I don’t like them, they don’t like me, and they always come with problems.
🤷🤷

What’s the oldest meme you have that still makes you laugh yet reminds your age?

🪦💀😂🩺

🤭 Just your average female demon here

Please, this duckling has been on my head for 2 hours!

Heeeyyy

I once had a job smashing cans,
It was soda pressing..

Where did the lettuce go for a drink?

The salad bar!

Joke of the Day

The other day I went to buy a Christmas tree
The guy in the shop said " you going to put it up yourself"
I said "I was thinking the lounge"

😁😊

🤓🤭

Gemini dad jokes :
Why did the scarecrow win an award ? 
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Me: 😶😶

I don't understand what the universe is trying to say 😒 😂

Idk why no daddy??

Met another girl on Boo. She liked my post and commented that I was hilarious, so naturally, as a gentleman, I replied and told her if she wanted more unhinged content, she should DM me.

She did. Respectfully, I was shocked.

First thing she brings up is her MBTI type. I don’t know anything about that. I’m just out here raw-dogging life with vibes and Google Calendar.

So I ask her what MBTI even is, and she says it tells you how your brain functions. Like a personality MRI, I guess.

I say cool, how does it work? And to keep the energy chaotic, I sent her a photo of Lord Voldemort — but with a full nose and massive British teeth, laughing like he just finished a pub meal and colonized something.

She hasn’t replied since.

Which is fair. But also: you can’t ask me to explore the mind and not expect wizard memes.

Picture I sent:

I met another girl on boo

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Dad Joke Leopard

I'm so boooooooooored...

🤣🤣🤣

🙃

Beeutiful

Housework...

Hi

Now Hiring...

Finding the words

Old School

Dad jokes are considered a form of torture per the Geneva Conventions

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