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Aquarius

5w4

Nice Guy 😅

#jokes

Shallie

6mo

Aquarius

9w1

{"100":1,"rainbow":1}

2 Awards

Honestly I'm not happy, this morning I was setting a voice password on my phone.A dog barked in front of me and it ran away. Now am busy looking for that dog to unlock my phone 🥺😭😭

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William

8mo

Aries

6w7

{"100":1}

I want to tell you about a girl who eats plants

You've probably never heard of herbivore.

#jokes

Shallie

7mo

Aquarius

9w1

{"100":1}

Rolled over to cuddle. Forgot I was single and fell off the bed 🤣🤣🤣

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Abram

6mo

ISFP

Pisces

6w7

My wife thinks it's weird that I stare at the window during a heavy rain storm

It would be a lot less weird if she would let me in I exidently gave my wife a glue stick instead of lipstick She's still not talking to me

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Joy

6w7

What do you call...

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

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Carla

11mo

1w2

Guys, tell me a joke or say something that can make me giggle or laugh. I’ll let you know if you made me giggle or laugh. Making me smile doesn’t count. 😌

HINT: I laugh at ridiculous things and sometimes the simplest of things and ironies makes me laugh.

107

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Robert

8mo

8w7

Tesla vs Edison

If u steal a Tesla does it become a Edison

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🔱ƧΛBI👑

3mo

ISTJ

Leo

6w7

{"ignite":1,"you_dropped_this":1}

2 Awards

Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked. 😂😂😂

#jokes

Claire

11mo

ISFJ

Cancer

1w2

😳

As I was getting in bed, he said, "You're drunk." I said, "How do you know that?" He said, "You live next door."

#jokes

Geenaa

21d

Taurus

7w8

Let's have fun

What begins with T, finishes with T and has T in it? 🤔😉

#jokes

Adi

4mo

Aries

8w7

What does a gun say when it smells something stinky?

"PEW PEW"

#jokes

Skittz

3mo

Scorpio

2w3

Tell me a joke keep it clean pls

#jokes

Tania

4mo

2w1

So the Dr found out the source to much my hopeless optimism

It's my blood B+ ("Be Positive"). 😂😂😂😂 I can't stay negative if I wanted to lol Edit: I was so sleepy I mistyped the title lol But hey, gotta stay positive! 😅

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Artificial Intelligence

So I've been playing around with this AI app, and it's really cool and also a little scary how much this thing can do even though it's still very basic. It can answer pretty much any question you ask, it can write poems, stories, jokes, and many other things. It's able to write really good poems...

#animals

Cyril

ESFJ

Random

When your paycheck recieved in advance 😅😅 jokes apart Quokka has the most beautiful smile in the animal world 😁😁

#books

Sam

6w5

Kings of the wyld

Just finished this book. We got fights, monsters, jokes, the power of friendship and more! Loved it! Do u have any fantasy books recommendation?

#shadowking

Kyle

Scorpio

5w4

Movie to go see

If you wanna see an army of men get beat up and shot go watch the new John wick movie not only was it entertaining but the sly jokes in it had the whole Cineworld laughing in Glasgow tonight 😂👀

#questiones

Ryan

14h

ISTP

Cancer

Give me your best shot

Tell me your jokes? xD

#gaming

Petra

6mo

ISFJ

Pisces

6w7

How to act against toxicity?

As a woman playing videogames, I'm reluctant to speak and give comms, but I often lose if I don't hear them or speak where someone is or that I need help with something. When I do speak I'm immediately attacked by men that either make me insanely uncomfortable, make sexist "jokes" or just try to...

151

#funny

Alex

7mo

6w5

{"heart":1}

Jokes My Kids Would Hate Me For

I think my phone is broken. I pressed the Home button and I'm still at work.

#funny

Nikki

5mo

5w4

Where do father's keep their jokes?

In their Dad-a-base 😆

131

#romance

Anne

ISTJ

9w1

To nobody in particular..

I have been single for a long time that I've come close to accepting that I would remain single for the rest of my life. I've had the freedom to do anything I want, to go wherever I want, and to be whoever I want. But I realized that deep down, I still yearn to be cared for and to be loved by the...

#funny

Becca

7mo

6w7

Anyone hear any good jokes lately? I could use a good laugh.

#friendship

Savannah

6mo

7w8

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#memes

Sassy_vanilla

Aries

6w7

This could be us

But you don't laugh at my jokes 🌚

#comedy

Ron

3w4

Why are elevator jokes so good?

They work on many levels.

#comedy

stefania

5mo

INTJ

8w7

dad jokes

I’m bored, please entertain me with you best dad jokes I’ll start what kind of candy is never on time? choco-LATE ✨ sorry

#memes

Toni

3mo

ISFJ

Cancer

6w5

Send me memes and jokes or I cry

#mbti

9mo