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Being a switch is great because half the time I’m planning world domination and the other half I’m like, 'Can someone please just tell me what to do for dinner?'" 👑🍕
( oh lol 😂 by the way Im not a true switch just a loyal submissive )

All jokes aside 😂 😜

What you got?

Is there a reason every post on here is only pics of cats? 🤣

Is diz true???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜

Hi. "I am a fitness model. I am the before picture" 😎😁

"What do you do for a living?"

Tell me the WORST joke you've ever heard or found on the Internet. I promise to ROFLMAO 🤣 or seriously question your sense of humor 😂

ROFL or Facepalm 😄

I'm like a fitted sheet. Frustrating and always popping off

I'm like

Good morning

Before he passed away, Hue Heffner once successfully stopped an order of monks from operating a business on his property.

Apparently the monks had set up a shop on the lawn of the Playboy Mansion where they were selling flowers.

When asked about it, one frair said, “Well if it were anyone else, we probably would have gotten away with it.  But it turns out only Hue can prevent florist friars.”

Flower selling monks

I'll never make fun of people with heated toilet seats again...🥶🥶🥶

Yup...

Life update

Why Does It Feel So Hard?

Sometimes people ask,

"Why don't you just talk about it?"

The answer is actually simple:

I don't even know where to begin.

It's not that I don't want to open up.

Maybe it's because, for so long, I never really had a safe space where someone was willing to truly listen.

So I learned to carry everything on my own.

Sadness → buried.
Disappointment → bottled up.
Needs → pushed aside.

Little by little, it became a habit.

Until one day, even saying,

"I'm not okay,"

started to feel unfamiliar.

People see someone who looks calm, mature, and like they have everything under control.

But what they don't see is that this calm exterior is often just a carefully held mask...

covering wounds that have never truly had the chance to heal.

If you're only beginning to open up, that's okay.

You don't have to do it all at once.

Take your time.

Allah knows every feeling in your heart, even the prayers you haven't found the words to say and the tears that haven't fallen.

You don't have to be strong all by yourself.

Allah is always listening, and there is always hope for healing—one small step at a time.

Feel Tired 😭😭

Say we're attacked by ninjas and they're all wielding swords - let's say Shinobi with ninjatō for the sake of clarity. They've come from an alternate time line where the future is feudal Japan. They need our shoes and are willing to kill us for them. Are we walking back barefoot or do you have a plan to save our footwear?

Ninjas Want Our Footwear!

I tried to catch FOG yesterday... I MIST. 😳🤣

🤷🏻‍♀😳🤣

What happened to the frog that parked illegally? It got toad.

Hahaha

Some Morning jokes to start your day:
Mornings are like math — I don’t like them, they don’t like me, and they always come with problems.
🤷🤷

Dad Joke Santa Motorcycle

What’s the oldest meme you have that still makes you laugh yet reminds your age?

🤭 Just your average female demon here

Please, this duckling has been on my head for 2 hours!

Heeeyyy

I once had a job smashing cans,
It was soda pressing..

Ellis: "Did you just say huff huff pass? Jake: No, I said huff puff pass. But, huff huff pass works too.

What makes it even funnier is that they were playing a southpark game at the time, pretending to huff each other's backend bugle blasts.

WPE's unhinged quote of the year

My ideal type: Someone who’s patient enough to put up with my silliness 😎 Someone who finds me cute even when I do weird things 😏 And someone with a healthy mindset and no mental issues 👍

My strengths: I have a strong mentality. Also, I might hit you often, but I’m weak, so it won’t hurt. That’s it
👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

👊

The other day I went to buy a Christmas tree
The guy in the shop said " you going to put it up yourself"
I said "I was thinking the lounge"

😁😊

🤓🤭

Gemini dad jokes :
Why did the scarecrow win an award ? 
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Me: 😶😶

Met another girl on Boo. She liked my post and commented that I was hilarious, so naturally, as a gentleman, I replied and told her if she wanted more unhinged content, she should DM me.

She did. Respectfully, I was shocked.

First thing she brings up is her MBTI type. I don’t know anything about that. I’m just out here raw-dogging life with vibes and Google Calendar.

So I ask her what MBTI even is, and she says it tells you how your brain functions. Like a personality MRI, I guess.

I say cool, how does it work? And to keep the energy chaotic, I sent her a photo of Lord Voldemort — but with a full nose and massive British teeth, laughing like he just finished a pub meal and colonized something.

She hasn’t replied since.

Which is fair. But also: you can’t ask me to explore the mind and not expect wizard memes.

Picture I sent:

Jokes Community

All jokes aside 😂 😜

What you got?

Is there a reason every post on here is only pics of cats? 🤣

:D

Is diz true???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜

"What do you do for a living?"

Jokes

Group trips or solo?

Anybody Making

Garden Harvest

How i love it when males have that big ego for nothing

The Self-Aware Tease: