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What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? ... ... .... ..... A bagel 🥯 (baygull)

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What does a vampire call his valentine?

His ghoul-friend 🥹🥲

What's your idea of a perfect date?

YYYY-MM-DD 🗓️ Cause it’s the ISO standard, computers will read them correctly 🥹

A joke about lighter haired individuals.

Blonde visiting husband in prison (joke) A blonde woman goes to visit her husband in prison. After talking to her husband, the blonde goes to the prison director and asks him: – Mr. Director, would you like to transfer my husband to an easier job? – Ma’am, what easier job can I give him than... read more

Bad jokes for valentines day. Here's mine. My love life is a u2 song. Cause, I still haven't found what I'm looking for.