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Kay Kay

4d

ISFP
Pisces

Idk

Lost my job at the bank today Lady came in and ask me if I could check her balance So I pushed her over

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Kyle

6d

INTP
Leo

5w4

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4

What did Beethoven say to his mom every day before going to school? I'll be Bach. Yes, this one is a bit nerdy like me lol

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Kay Kay

4d

ISFP
Pisces

It popped up

Y do police officers think deaf people are doing gang signs????

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Igor

4d

ESFP
Aquarius

8w7

8

7

What do you call an IT teacher who...

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Kyle

6d

INTP
Leo

5w4

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4

What did Yoda say to Captain Kirk? Star Trek better it is.

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Kyle

8d

ENFP
Sagittarius

How do plastic surgeons install the nasal cavities?

They use a nostdrill!

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Kyle

5d

INTP
Leo

5w4

5

4

Story Time...

This is a true story of how a company idea of mine turned into a joke. I noticed that vapes have all sorts of flavors while cigarettes do not. So ,I had this idea to start a cigarette company with various flavors like blueberry or pizza. I did some research and sadly discovered that flavored cigarettes are.illegal in the United States. Unfortunately by this point I had already invested a ton of energy and creativity into my idea and that infrastructure could not be wasted. So, I developed a new idea. I would by old cigarettes from other brands, package them, and rebrand them as Churchill. And anywhere they are sold, they would have to put on the shelf right after the Winston cigarettes.

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Alex

3d

ISTJ
Cancer

2w3

2

3

😅

😅

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Kyle

8d

ENFP
Sagittarius

Why don't chickens push trees?

Becuse they poultry!

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Jake

12d

ENFP
Taurus

I think I made this one up?

What do you use to make a bunch of dill baguettes? Dill dough.

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Kyle

12d

INTP
Leo

5w4

5

4

What did the school bus say to the 18 Wheeler?

You're just Semi.

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Kerri

1mo

ISFP
Taurus

2w3

2

3

Wanna make you smile

I have a horrible fear of speed bumps…… I’m slowly getting over them though 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

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Jake

12d

ENFP
Taurus

Next original joke, I think?

It was 90 degrees today and all I had to cool me down was a feather. Yeah, not a fan.

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Kevin

23d

INTP
Taurus

5w4

5

4

A Real Shame 🤣😏

A Real Shame 🤣😏

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Sovan

12d

ENTP
Libra

5w4

5

4

Do you know? The first 24 hours of the day is the hardest .... .

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Alex

16d

ISTJ
Cancer

2w3

2

3

This was my thought when I saw that ad. So I made a meme

This was my thought when I saw that ad. So I made a meme

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Dave

1mo

INFP
Pisces

1w2

1

2

Lol

Lol

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Dave

1mo

INFP
Pisces

1w2

1

2

For the book worms

For the book worms

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Lizzie 👻🐝

1mo

INFP
Virgo

4w3

4

3

Do ghouls eat other ghouls?

¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ Only if they're les-boo-ans 😂

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David

1mo

INFP
Cancer

7w8

7

8

On the other hand...

You have different fingers.

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Michael

1mo

INFP
Libra

2w1

2

1

Dad Joke

Dad Joke

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Simon

1mo

INTP
Scorpio

Why are there no pregnant Barbies being sold? Because Ken comes in another box.

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Mark

1mo

INTP
Virgo

6w7

6

7

What's the worst way to say goodbye?

Hello!

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Jess

1mo

INFP
Sagittarius

2w1

2

1

What comes after the mountain?

Mounteleven 😂

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Hicham

2mo

INTP
Scorpio

3w4

3

4

I need some tech help, I think my laptop is bricked :(

I need some tech help, I think my laptop is bricked :(

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Yong Qiang

1mo

ISTP
Scorpio

7w8

7

8

It’s called Maldives for a reason

If you travel to Maldives but you did not go diving. You went to Mal, not Maldives🤓

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Tyler Hulson

1mo

INTJ
Cancer

Classics

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Pete

2mo

ENFJ
Virgo

Joke of the day

What do people in Sweden say after they clean their plate? "I'm Finnished!"

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Zach

2mo

INFP
Scorpio

6w5

6

5

Did you know Hellen Keller had a jungle gym growing up...,(no).....that's okay neither did she.

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Zach

2mo

INFP
Scorpio

6w5

6

5

Terrible Dad Joke

Did u know the dog and the tree had a long serious conversation yesterday? It was about "bark".

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Jay

2mo

INTP
Capricorn

🤷🏼‍♂️ that's my first guess.

Second might be caused by the fact that I'm wearing socks and shoes.

🤷🏼‍♂️ that's my first guess.

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Bella👑

3mo

ENTJ
Libra

8w7

8

7

What is blue but not heavy 🐵

What is blue but not heavy 🐵

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Pete

2mo

ENFJ
Virgo

Here's a dad joke for ya

Doctor: "Your teeth are yellow. Have you been smoking? or drinking coffee?" Dad: "I prefer to drink it."

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Richie

2mo

INTP
Gemini

2w1

2

1

DOGDAMMIT!

Who needs a title for a MEME!!

DOGDAMMIT!

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Sterben

3mo

ISTP
Capricorn

8w7

8

7

Why can't a T-rex lift weights?

It lacks the armslength.

Why can't a T-rex lift weights?

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Ram

3mo

INTP
Virgo

2w3

2

3

Did you hear about Ron Weasley’s new huge brained cousin?

His name is Neuron Weasley

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Tom

3mo

INFJ
Aries

Dad tell me a joke

Dad tell me a joke

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Thomas

3mo

ESTJ
Virgo

6w7

6

7

Doh!!!

Marge Simpson walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs on the dentist chair. The dentist said... "I think you have the wrong room." "You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them."

Doh!!!

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Andy

5mo

ISTJ
Capricorn

Hm

Hm

13

2

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kira

5d

INTJ
Aquarius

6w7

6

7

What's your favorite dad joke?

What if we were a book Would Norman Reedus? #dadjokes

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5

#sundaypunday

Red

6d

INFJ
Cancer

BlockBUSTers of 2023?

What's your favourite movie of the year thus far? #goth #dadjokes #nerdy #movies -red.

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Talat

1mo

INTP
Virgo

3w2

3

2

🚕🚕🚕

#meme #funny #dadjokes

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#comedy

Jay

28d

INTP
Virgo

6w5

6

5

Where do rainbow criminals go?

Prism. But don't worry, it's a light sentence. #dadjokes

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Hanz Benjamin

3mo

ENTJ
Taurus

2w3

2

3

Ah, nothing brightens my day like an unsolicited wooden deck pic! It's like getting a surprise splinter in my inbox,...

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Ah, nothing brightens my day like an unsolicited wooden deck pic! It's like getting a surprise splinter in my inbox, but

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Joey

9mo

INTP
Scorpio

8w7

8

7

Dadjokes

Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from going into your eyes but whenever I have something in my eye it's always an eyelash. Eyeronic.

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Jon

1y

ENTJ
Aquarius

2w3

2

3

Tell me a joke

Tell me your best joke and I'll share some dad jokes, if you can handle them. Lol. #dadjokes

Tell me a joke

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