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Where did the lettuce go for a drink?

The salad bar!

Joke of the Day

Dear, floors.

Have you ever considered NOT being dirty barely even half a day after I've swept you.

Signed. The guy with tired arms.

Housework...

I kinda wanna fall in love on a whim and then regret it later just for fun. 🤣😜

I'm so boooooooooored...

🤣🤣🤣

What do bees brush their hair with?

 A honeycomb 😄

Beeutiful

Lyfe

🤧

I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh

Sadly, no pun in ten did.

Joke of the day

Is diz true???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜

When I find a partner, I'm going to invite everyone over for a barbecue to celebrate such a historic event.

My jokes, my traumas 😅🥩😂🤣

Dad Joke 4 Wheels

Hi. "I am a fitness model. I am the before picture" 😎😁

"What do you do for a living?"

"I keep getting etymology and entomology confused.
Words cannot describe how much this bugs me."

🤔

The poor were playing peacefully when suddenly a wild tongue burst in 😆😂😂

🤷🏽‍♀️

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

👤 x 🗣️  = 😤🤭😂

Yall like puns?

People say laughter is the best medicine, but I think actual medicine works better

Joke.

Let's begin the weekend with a little humor 😆

Say we're attacked by ninjas and they're all wielding swords - let's say Shinobi with ninjatō for the sake of clarity. They've come from an alternate time line where the future is feudal Japan. They need our shoes and are willing to kill us for them. Are we walking back barefoot or do you have a plan to save our footwear?

Ninjas Want Our Footwear!

Really now?

I tried to catch FOG yesterday... I MIST. 😳🤣

🤷🏻‍♀😳🤣

What happened to the frog that parked illegally? It got toad.

Hahaha

😸

I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He said, “Well, stop going to those places.”
I said, “That’s not helpful… but it is technically correct, which somehow makes it worse.”

Laughter.

What's your type of humor?
Mines usually cheesy and corny, but today is a bit fruity.

😂😂😂😂😂

Some Morning jokes to start your day:
Mornings are like math — I don’t like them, they don’t like me, and they always come with problems.
🤷🤷

What’s the oldest meme you have that still makes you laugh yet reminds your age?

🪦💀😂🩺

🤭 Just your average female demon here

Please, this duckling has been on my head for 2 hours!

Heeeyyy

I once had a job smashing cans,
It was soda pressing..

The other day I went to buy a Christmas tree
The guy in the shop said " you going to put it up yourself"
I said "I was thinking the lounge"

😁😊

🤓🤭

Gemini dad jokes :
Why did the scarecrow win an award ? 
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Me: 😶😶

I don't understand what the universe is trying to say 😒 😂

Idk why no daddy??

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Joke of the Day

Housework...

I'm so boooooooooored...

🤣🤣🤣

Beeutiful

Lyfe

Hi

😄😄😄

People here are so easy to believe can't do jokes or whatever.

Just giggles

APPROVED

Getting back on the horse or whatever the kids say!