Corny Zej Zog

Muaj ib zaub mov qab zib ntawm NC state fair

Mus rau NC state fair thaum hmo ntuj thiab nws yog ib qho kev paub zoo heev

Tam sim no tab tom saib: "Vim Li Cas Kuv Thiaj Rov Sib Yuav Dua?" (2026)

Zoo li lawv tau ua zaj yeeb yaj kiab thib peb lawm, dhau 16 xyoo! [ Zaj thib 1 yog "Vim Li Cas Kuv Thiaj Sib Yuav?" (2007) thiab zaj thib 2 yog "Vim Li Cas Kuv Thiaj Sib Yuav Dua?" (2010)] Feem ntau zaj yeeb yaj kiab hauv koob no lom zem heev, tiam sis kuv xav tias cov dab neeg hauv txhua zaj mas…nyeem ntxiv

Row row tawm tsam txoj cai

Tsis ua li cas, yog lawv hu koj tias tsis txias, txaj muag, ua rau poob ntsej muag ces txhais tias koj ua siab ncaj rau koj tus kheej

🧩 Daim iav tsis khoov: Npe nrov vs. Tus cwj pwm.

Kev ua lag luam puv nkaus cov neeg caum kev mloog sai thiab cov voj voog sib tham luv luv hauv ntawv. Tus kws kos duab ywj pheej thiab tus kws tsim txawj tsis ua tej kev ua si ntawd. Peb ntsia ncaj qha rau tej qhov tseeb nyuaj: Aaron tus Kws Kho Kav Dej ua kom lub ntiaj teb khiav mus, hos cov kwj…nyeem ntxiv

Nyob zoo boo ...

Vim kuv " thov kom koj yuav kuv " stunt message uas kuv xa rau qee tus neeg ... ib tug txiv neej ntawm no told kuv tias ... " piv nrog koj, kuv tsis xav tau kev saib xyuas ". Yam thawj ... Kuv tsuas yog luag ntxhi xwb thiab kuv nyiam ua si. Yam thib ob ... Kuv tej zaum yuav hnov zoo li corny ...…( kho dua lawm )nyeem ntxiv

Nws yog qhov corny heev! 🤣

Nws tsuas yog Bisaya humor xwb🥲

Hnub 8 ntawm Horrorween Movie Lub Hlis

Lub Mouse Trap. Kuv nyiam heev txog cov yeeb yaj kiab ntshai ntawm Disney no. Lawv yog cov qhuab qhia tab sis muaj kev lom zem saib!!

Yuav ua li cas CORNy! 🤣

Peb hu qhov no "mais" hauv Philippines. Mais hu li cas hauv koj hom lus?

Vim li cas koj tsim?

Kuv ib zaug siv kev kos duab rau kev nplij siab, tab sis qee qhov chaw ntawm txoj kev kuv tau nplij siab dhau thiab hnov kuv tus kheej. Yog li kuv tab tom sim rov qab mus rau nws tam sim no. Zoo li... Nrhiav kuv tus kheej. Yog tias ntawd ua rau muaj txiaj ntsig. Nws yog super corny, kuv paub. 😅

Ua nrog nws.

Ib qho ntawm cov kawm loj tshaj plaws uas kuv xav tias koj yuav tsum kawm hauv lub neej yog tias, hauv ntau qhov xwm txheej, tib neeg yog qhov tsis txaus ntseeg. Koj tuaj yeem ua txhua yam zoo. Ua siab ntev thiab ua haujlwm tsis tu ncua. Tab sis kawg yuav nyob ib leeg thiab xav tias raug dag rau…nyeem ntxiv

Ib tug ntxim nyiam 🌽 tav su

Tsoomfwv Resident Evil

Kuv刚刚 saib Zach Cregger's Resident Evil, thiab no yog kuv qhov kev xav tseeb: qhov no yeej tsis yog ib qho kev hloov pauv ntawm qhov kev ua si, thiab Cregger tau hais tias txij hnub ib. Mus nrog lub siab qhib, thiab koj yuav muaj sijhawm zoo; nws yog ib qho phim txaus ntshai uas muaj RE qhov suab.…( kho dua lawm )nyeem ntxiv

Kuv yeej yog tus corny

Sooo...Kuv tshiab nyob ntawm no, thiab kuv tsuas xav qhia hello, thiab tej zaum saib seb puas muaj leej twg xav ua phooj ywg? Yuav tsum yog nyob ze stillwater, oklahoma. Tab sis kuv yeej tsis muaj teeb meem nrog dab tsi. Tsis tas li ntawd kuv xav tau thiab nyiam kom muaj kev lom zem, yog li ntawd yeej muaj kev lom zem lol. Txawm li cas los xij...hai.

Dab tsi yog qhov no

Yog li, nws tau muaj ib lub hlis zoo heev rau kuv nrog ntau yam uas tshwm sim hauv kuv lub neej uas nyuaj rau kev tswj. Kuv yuav tsum ua siab ncaj, nws nyuaj heev tsis muaj lwm tus neeg uas tuaj yeem to taub kuv, thiab yog, kuv cov niam txiv zoo kawg thiab kuv cov kwv tij zoo, tab sis kuv xav tau…nyeem ntxiv

Tswv Ntuj

Kuv paub tias qhov no yuav hnov zoo li quav, tab sis tej yam yuav zoo dua. Kuv vam tias txhua tus muaj ib hnub zoo thiab nyob ruaj ntseg nyob ntawd.

Xav txog thaum tsaus ntuj

Tbh nws yog kuv thawj zaug ua paj huam... Tiag tiag! Yog li ntawd kuv tsis paub yog tias nws dhau corny T_T Nyem rau ntawm daim duab kom pom tag nrho paj huam kom meej. Xav tias nej yuav nyiam nws ;)

Dab neeg laug hnub no

Koj hom kev lom zem yog dab tsi? Kuv feem ntau yog qhov qhuav thiab qhuav, tab sis hnub no yog ib qho me ntsis txiv hmab txiv ntoo.

Ang Corny Tangina 💔🥀( kho dua lawm )

Zoo thiab qhov phem

Zoo yog qhov phem uas koj tau ua Zoo yeej muaj kev kawm tab sis yeej yog tus uas raug mob thaum qhov phem yeej yog tus uas muaj kev qias neeg tab sis yeej yog tus uas nres txhua yam Zoo coj koj mus txais tos ... Tab sis qhov phem coj koj mus nrog kev vam meej thiab khib neeg Zoo yeej raug tua…nyeem ntxiv

Nplooj siab zoo heev nyob ntawd (cov kab lus corny Ahh)

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I love a good movie/show, but what's going on with domestic (American) film/tv right now? The lines are getting corny, the writing is top-tier AWFUL...what is this garbage? We need another Interstellar level movie. Where are the writers?

Daim ntawv luag ntxhi

Yuav ua li cas thaj av mus tua? Lawv slug nws tawm. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lus tseeb

Cov kev sib raug zoo raug qhuas dhau. Qhov tseem ceeb tshaj plaws ntawm kev sib raug zoo yog nrog koj tus kheej, txawm tias nws hnyav npaum li cas, nws yog qhov tseeb.

Kuv tus tub thiab kuv.

Kuv tau cawm Willie los ntawm ib qho chaw khaws tsiaj thaum xyoo 2012. Rau kaum xyoo dhau los thiab ib qho me ntsis, nws "cawm" kuv ntau zaus tshaj li kuv tuaj yeem suav. Kuv paub tias nws yog qhov quaj tab sis txhua tus tsim nyog kom muaj tsawg kawg ib tug tsiaj li no hauv lawv lub neej.

Kuv cog lus, kuv yog tus ntxim nyiam

Koj puas muaj lwm tus uas ua cov jokes quaj quaj weird rau lawv tus kheej thiab tom qab ntawd luag ntxhi, lossis puas yog tsuas yog kuv xwb? 😂

Tus Niam Txiag

Qhuas me ntsis ♡ Koj puas pom lwm tus uas zaum thiab hais "ua rau, kuv xav tau tus niam txig?" Zoo li kuv xav mus rau hnub so zoo nkauj, tuav tes, mus saib fish hauv aquariums, mus rau ntug hiav txwv thiab nqa duab zoo nkauj, mus rau lub tsev khaws puav pheej kom kuv thiaj li qhuas txog…nyeem ntxiv

Yog, kuv yog tus qhuab qhia, tom ntej 🤣

Dab tsi duab kom xa rau txhua MBTI

ESFP - koj lub tsheb ESTP - ib qho selfie kub ISFP - Qhov Nyuaj Siab Ua ntej Christmas INFP - ib tug tsiaj cute ESTJ - koj nyiaj ENTJ - npaj kev tswj hwm lub ntiaj teb INTJ - keeb kwm hauv qab INFJ - ib qho duab ISFJ - koj tsev neeg ISTJ - koj cov khoom ua tiav ESFJ - koj cov phooj ywg ENFJ - ib…nyeem ntxiv

Muaj ib qho tseem ceeb rau lub neej.

Hnub hmo no, kuv tau muaj sijhawm nyuaj. Kuv nrhiav kev pab thiab tau txais kev pab kuv xav tau, tab sis kuv xav ua kom zoo li ib qho me ntsis. Tsis hais leej twg hais, tsis hais qhov twg pom tias yav tom ntej yuav zoo li cas... koj yuav tsum tsav mus txog kawg. Tau txais kev pab tsis yog qhov…nyeem ntxiv