Humor Zej Zog

Kuv tsis paub vim li cas no ua rau kuv luag ntxhi lol

Koj puas yog kuv xwb?( kho dua lawm )

Koj ua li cas rau kev xwm txheej txaus siab thiab xav tsis thoob qee zaus? 🫣

Kuv zoo li niam tais As Mes Lis Kas hnub no

Tsis txhob hnov qab haus dej kub na

Ugh

Kuv tsis paub tias kuv muab tawm cov dej haus hot dog, qhov ntawd tsuas yog qhov kuv nyiam.

Heh

🤣

Tsis yog kuv xwb lossis lwm tus 😂

Zoo siab hnub Monday 😂😂😂

Tsoomfwv nyob hauv Türkiye

Kuv nyiam Türkiye txoj kev hu npe ntawm cov tshuab. Muab txhua yam uas cov tshuab muaj feem xyuam thiab ntxiv MATİK rau nws thiab voila koj tau ib lub npe. :))

Kuv

🐥 tseeb 🥰😢😠😊😠🥰😢😠

Mus

Koj tau $1,000 tab sis koj yuav tsum siv nws hauv 1 teev — mus Rau kuv, yuav tsum mus rau ib qho chaw so.

Damn

Qhuas

Kuv tseem yog HR tus hlub...

Zoo siab hnub nyoog rau kuv

Nws yog kuv hnub nyoog hnub no thiab yeej yog tus neeg ib leeg uas hais zoo siab hnub nyoog rau kuv yog kuv tus kheej

🤣

Tsis paub qee zaus 😅

Koj puas tuaj yeem qhia kuv ncaj qha es tsis txhob sim muab cov cim? Kuv tsis tau mus tawm ntev npaum li ntawd kuv xav tias cov neeg tsuas yog ua siab zoo rau kuv xwb lol.

Lub neej

Mus nrog kuv

🤷🏻‍♀️😅

Qhov deb tsis tseem ceeb thaum kev phooj ywg yog tiag 💯

los ntawm me mus rau nruab nrab 😆 joking

😅

Yog Koj Tus Kheej

Kuv kawm tau ntau yam los ntawm kuv cov yuam kev, yog li kuv txiav txim siab ua ntau yam yuam kev ntxiv kom kawm tau ntau dua

Tus kiv cua basketball

Kuv: Doc, kuv tau npau suav txhua hmo, tias kuv saib ib qho kev ua si basketball. Doc: Ok. Tsis txhob txhawj. Kuv muaj tshuaj rau qhov ntawd. Kuv: Oh, tsis hmo no Doc. Nws twb yog qhov kev ua si championship lawm. 🤣🤣🤣

Tshoj Tsuas

Tsis pub dhau rau kev luag ua ntej hnub xaus.

Nws yog hnub kawg

Tam sim no tuaj, cia peb sim qhov ntawd uas kuv tau ua, kuv cog tseg nws yog dej haus 🍷

Cov lus luv thiab lawv qhov txhais

Koj puas xav tias qhov no yuav yog qhov cuam tshuam ntawm lub sijhawm digital?

🚗💨✌🏽

Ib qho sib xyaw ntawm kev thaj yeeb thiab lub siab kub

Vim li cas thiaj muaj ob tus Shift key rau ntawm keyboard?

Yog, kom nws thiaj ua haujlwm hnub thiab hmo… 😭😭😭

Qhuas

Nyob hauv qhov pom

Ib qho luag

Kuv pom daim duab no thiab hais tias nws zoo nkauj. Cia nws coj koj ib qho luag hnub no. Zoo siab hnub Tuesday!

Qhov Txoj Hmoov Tsis Muaj Tsi ntawm Niam Hmoob

Vim li cas koj yuav tsis txawj ntseeg ib qho atom? … vim lawv tsim txhua yam 😂🤣( kho dua lawm )

Tom ntej no?

Kuv tus tsiaj ntsuj plig 🤣 Koj tus yog dab tsi?