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So, I remember waking up around 2 hours from now to drink some water. I again, just woke up a few minutes ago to go to the bathroom (#1💦). Lol 🤣 I get up from the toilet and I hear a tiny splash. I turn around and look into the toilet and a big azz spider was in there! The first thing I thought about was... "If I had waited a few more seconds, that thing would've fallen right on me. 😐😫" The second thing I thought about was... "This is probably the easiest spider kill I've ever witnessed. 😐💯"


*FLUSH* Bye-Bye! 👋🏻
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Wow, just wow. 😳🤣🤣🤣

do you guys have any phobia?

Damn I hate my smile/bottom half of my face, this is why i always cover it in photos 💀Or i just hide my face completely lmfao

Why is it so hard for a nice guy to find a Latina girlfriend in the usa I wonder

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Well I'm so embarrassed I got super drunk last night and then I drunk texted my best friend about my true feelings for her I mean all the feelings were true but I don't know why I drunk text her at all

Then she said that it was cute and adorable

I am so embarrassed

BUZZED, FUN FAMILY AND FRIENDS MOVIE DAY 🥰✨💖

-Laughs Out Loud At The Movie Scene And Something Random Happens-
-Everyone Stops Laughing And It's Quiet-
I Randomly Say, "😳😳 I Don't Know If I Just Peed A Little Or I Just Started My Period. 😳😳"
-Everyone Looks At Me And Starts Laughing At Me Even More Than They Did At The Movie-

Highlight Of My Day, Being With Family. LOL We Had A Blast! 🤣🤣🤣

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Me: boss can I speak with you

My boss: sure what up

Me: i need reasonable accommodations

My boss: sure what you need

Me:I have ADHD 

My boss: say no more 

Me: thanks

One hour later 

I have more work

My job

I love how I am right 90% of the time if my prediction comes back correct which 90% of the time does and a lot of people believe this covid-19 originated from a lab meaning the virus was being manipulated in some shape or form in a Labradoty

Iove being right

So random

My collection

There was not a single person dead or alive who has ever heard the word I love you come from my mouth this is because I only speak what I mean

In fact most people who get to know me learn that I am actually very cold and harsh but also loving and caring and they learn I dont give care about a person situation 

Many of my friend have learn that if you hurt the people I care about and I will drop you ass out of my faster than you head can spin I don't care the relationship one to me 

I don't care about the situation or the relationship to me that's a fun little fact my older sister died from lung cancer and I ignored her every time she reached out to me begged me to talk to her I never gave her the time of day 

See back when she had stage two lung cancer she attacked someone I cared about and got very racist towards them and so I cut my sister out of my life and even after she died I felt nothing

When my mother was sick and ultimately died again I felt nothing

I can be kind and caring but hurt the people I care about and I become ruthless and have no mercy

Depends on who you ask I might be this way because of my time in foster care and didn't grow up on my family but I can be cold and ruthless

And this is why nobody has ever heard me say I love you because I don't really love anyone I said exactly what I mean and my actions reflect what I say 

I know I'm cold and heartless but that's how I survived my entire life

This is just a few random facts about me

Random fact about my self

My ex wife- you will never find someone like me

Me- that is the point

Just for fun

Idk random photot

In about 2 or 3  days I am going to order   pizza and some soda and juice to to mark my research milestone should be fun after all the human body should not be able to live longer than 4 days without food or water and I am day 5 of no food or water and once my body's had more than enough time to recover I will then invest in surveillance camera and redo the study yet again

So depending on how bad things get within the next day or two on the 7th or eight day I'll be getting pizza

My research milestone

My friend: I have don't think I every seen you this crazy before

Me: I have no clue what your talk about

my friend: you have thearted to sure everyone you spoken to in the last few days

Me: maybe they should not be discriminative to my wife for having brown skin and be a Foreigner  and they wouldn't get sued

My friend: but you don't have to do it every one

Me: It got things done did it not

My friend:

I am being a anti hero

My collection grows I know have. Hello Kitty and my little pony to had to my  collection cups soon I will all of the Disney princesses Cups

This me ADHD in a nutshell  I was walk to the store as got distracted by this little one

So I am immune two most viruses as well as have a incredibly high resistance to most viruses so me get sick is practically unheard-of 

But I got covid once and it was nothing but minor inconvenience to me in fact the only reason I knew I had covid was the fact my asthma was acting up  of course my doctor did not think I had covid and it would be a waste of time money and resources the test me for something I clearly don't have because the only sign that I had was my asthma was acting up and it was just the fact that it's around the time of the year where it gets cold and the cold severely affects my asthma I told the doctor this was not the case as cold doesn't affect my asthma this much  what the doctor didn't listen and check me out 

So the following day I walk up to a covid testing place with a screen people for covid for free and they asked if I had any symptoms I said other than my asthma no they said well we can check you but if you're not having any other symptoms  you might just be having constant asthma attacks but they test me anyway come to find out I did in fact have covid 

Well my doctor gets the results calls me and tells me to quarantine myself okay I mean I quarantine myself anyway I'm a huge germaphobe and don't like being around people so that was a no-brainer for me but the doctor said he was surprised as I was one of the only patients during the entire pandemic who tested positive for covid and only had one symptom in fact he said if it wasn't for my asthma we may never have known that I had covid

He actually went on to states that I am among a very small group of people who has an incredibly high immunity and resistance to most viruses as well as viruses I'm also simultaneously what's called a carrier I can contain a virus without even knowing I have it and spread it without realizing it because the virus will have no effect on me

My time with covid

What do they have my phone labeled killers phone so confused I am

Confused I am

I have this interesting talent to where I can take something that's pretty much simple and undisturbing and make it incredibly complicated and very disturbing allow me to share

I once had a twin sister she was inferior to me so I killed her went full on cannibal and ate her but I cannot be charged with murder


I'm actually describing is the process when in the womb I had a twin that are reabsorbed

If I remember correctly this is called vanishing twin syndrome

As I said it's a talent

I have a interesting talent

Captain obvious here fun and interesting facts did you know that the clownfish has the ability to change gender there are too many females clown fish can change female to male and vice versa speaking of clownfish did you know that Nemo actually translates into nothing so the Pixar's title finding Nemo actually translates as you find me nothing is that movie wasn't sad and depressing stuff well I'm captian obvious now you know

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Don't ask  this a cool trick and I don't remember when or how I learn I could do this

Don't ask

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Wow, just wow. 😳🤣🤣🤣

LOL

do you guys have any phobia?

Damn I hate my smile/bottom half of my face, this is why i always cover it in photos 💀Or i just hide my face completely lmfao

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