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Wow, just wow. 😳🤣🤣🤣

So, I remember waking up around 2 hours from now to drink some water. I again, just woke up a few minutes ago to go to the bathroom (#1💦). Lol 🤣 I get up from the toilet and I hear a tiny splash. I turn around and look into the toilet and a big azz spider was in there! The first thing I thought…waca liyane

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BUZZED, FUN FAMILY AND FRIENDS MOVIE DAY 🥰✨💖 -Laughs Out Loud At The Movie Scene And Something Random Happens- -Everyone Stops Laughing And It's Quiet- I Randomly Say, "😳😳 I Don't Know If I Just Peed A Little Or I Just Started My Period. 😳😳" -Everyone Looks At Me And Starts Laughing At Me…waca liyane

Confused I am

What do they have my phone labeled killers phone so confused I am

LOL

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apa sampeyan kabeh duwe phobia?

Duh, aku benci senyumku/ separuh ngisor wajahku, iki sebabé aku mesthi nutupi ing foto 💀 Utawa aku mung ndhelikake wajahku sakabehe lmfao

Pitakon acak

Napa angel banget kanggo wong sing apik golek pacar Latina ing amerika? Aku penasaran.

Aku banget isin

Ya, aku banget isin aku ngombe nganti mabuk bengi mau lan banjur aku ngirim pesen mabuk marang kanca paling apikku babagan perasaanku sing sejatine kanggo dheweke, maksudku kabeh perasaan ku iku sejatine, nanging aku ora ngerti kenapa aku ngirim pesen mabuk marang dheweke Banjur dheweke ngomong…waca liyane

Pekerjaanku

Aku: bos, bisa tak omong karo sampeyan Bosku: mesthi, ana apa Aku: aku butuh akomodasi sing wajar Bosku: mesthi, apa sing sampeyan butuh Aku: Aku duwe ADHD Bosku: ora usah ngomong maneh Aku: matur nuwun Siji jam mengko Aku duwe luwih akeh kerjaan(besut)

Aku seneng dadi bener

Aku seneng caraku bener 90% saka wektu yen ramalanku bener, sing 90% saka wektu bener lan akeh wong percaya yen covid-19 iki asalé saka laboratorium, tegese virus iki dimanipulasi ing sawetara wujud utawa bentuk ing Laboratorium.