Hapori Irony

Te Pātea

I te mea ohorere, e tino nui ana te hunga kua marenatia, kua piri ki te tangata i runga i ngā pae pāhotanga pērā i ēnei. Ā, e whiwhi ana rātou i ngā pānga, e kī ana ētahi kei tawhiti atu rātou, ā, kei te noho takitahi. E kī ana ētahi kei roto rātou i te marenatanga tuwhera, kāore e taea e mātou te…pānui atu

…ehara i te mea me mahi, engari na te mea ka whiriwhiri ratou ki te noho.

Inanahi, i tango taku aunt kotahi i ahau ki te kai, a, ka korero matou mo tana mataku ki te pakeke i te mea kei te noho takitahi. He nui te moni kei a ia hei tautoko i a ia, engari kaore e taea e te moni te whakarite ka noho tetahi ki reira ina ka mate ia, ka kore e taea te whakahaere i a ia…pānui atu

He whakaaro kāore e tino pā

He whakaaro kāore e tino pā: Ko te nuinga o te tangata e mataku ana ki te hōhonu o ngā kare ā-roto, nō reira ka noho rātou i ngā tau rua tekau e huna ana i muri i te 'kāore e taea te tuku' irony me ngā āhua pai. Whakapūmau mai i ahau. Anei te whakaahua o te snickers 🐱

Te Irony

Ko te whakapohehe ehara i te mea he teka anake.

He whakaaro heke i te kupu "ki te whakapohehe" i "te whakapohehe" ko te mea ka taea anake i te wa e teka ana. Ko te whakapohehe he mea anake hei whakaarohia e tetahi atu, hei mahi i runga i nga korero kua whakatau koe ki te tuku, ki te kore e tuku, a, ko te mea e rua ka taea te pono. Kaore tetahi…pānui atu

Tētahi atu mōku

Kia ora koutou, 💖 Kei te pōuri au i te kore o te makawe roa, i tēnei i te tau e rua ki muri mō te halloween. Tōku āhua? Ka pai au ki te noho hei tangata bright, Ko te riri tētahi o ngā wāhanga pai o te pākiki, Engari i ētahi wā ka arahina au ki te noho hei tangata pātea, e ai ki te whakaae…pānui atu

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“Mahara: ko te wa e rongo ana koe i te pōuri, ko te wa e tino hiahia ana koe ki te noho ki a koe anō. Ko te tino riri o te ao.” —Douglas Coupland

Kia ora mai i Sweden.🇸🇪

Kei te hou mai.😊 Kaore au i te tino mohio he aha te tuhinga, engari kei te rapu au i tetahi hoa pono. He tangata hei korero mo nga mea katoa, mai i nga korero hohonu ki te puoro, ki nga kararehe, ki te True Crime, ki te korero noa iho mo nga mea kore. Ka nui taku mihi ki te mohio ki au ano, a, ka…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Te whakahiato

Te Pātea.

Ko taku kākahu Halloween he ahua noa ake i tōku āhua pātea e pā ana ki te whakatūpato. Kaore e taea te whakakākahu i tetahi atu huarahi, kāore?

😏 te whakahiato

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He aha te take e akiaki ana te katoa i nga tangata introvert ki te wehe i to ratau waahi haumaru, engari kaore e korero tetahi ki nga tangata extrovert ki te noho i te rangimarie mo te wa, ka whakarongo pono? He aha te take e kiia ana te noho marie hei hapa, engari ko te haruru tonu e whakanuia ana…pānui atu

🚩🚩🚩 Nga Tūāhua Pātea mō te rāngai (E ai ki te AI)

(mō ngā tāne) He mea whakangahau tēnei engari he mea pārekareka, ā, hei te tuhinga, koinei tonu te āhua i kīia e au, ā, ko tāna i whakahoki ki tēnei pātai (ā, mā te mea kāore e taea e ngā wāhine, me pātai tētahi ki a chatGPT i te pātai kotahi i pātai ai au mō ngā tāne, nāna i pātai, engari e…pānui atu

Ko te riri e kore e taea te ngaro: kua raru te whakatata ki te wahine i te ao tūturu nāna i te mea e mau tonu ana ia ki tāna waea; nō reira, kei konei au i runga i te waea e ngana ana ki te hono ki te wahine mā tōna waea, ā, ko te mea e pā ana, ka mau hoki au ki te waea e taea ana te raru i te wahine mai i te whakatata ki au i te ao tūturu.

Te whakahiato, e paihia ana e te nuinga engari kāore i tīpakohia e te tangata kotahi 💩😅( whakatikahia )

Me tika te kite i te whakakatakata i te whai i tetahi kōrero e pā ana ki te pono me te noho hei koe anake, i te whakamahi i ngā whakaahua kōtahi i hangaia e te AI, kāore?

Hari te Ao o te Hunga Pātea

Ko te tino whakakatakata, ahakoa ko te tuku i tēnei, kāore e pēnā te āhua o te noho pātea.

Te Pātea

Kei te kī ngā taupānga rānei he nui ngā tāngata kua marenatia e rapu ana i te whakaihiihi i te taha ahakoa he hoa tā rātou. Kei te tino mōhio rātou, kāore rānei e kōrero ana mō ngā mea pērā i te hiahia mō te ngākau tapu. He aha te tāpiri ki te rōpū e pā ana ki ngā tāngata kotahi e tino uaua ana ki…pānui atu

Ko nga tangata e korero ana ahau ki a ratou i runga i te ipurangi, he pakeke katoa ratou i a au, a, he maha o ratou e rapu ana i nga wahine e tata ana ki te 15 tau, e iti ana i te rua tekau.

Ka patai au i etahi wa mena ka whakaaro ratou mena ka hiahia tonu aua wahine ki nga mea kotahi ka tae ratou ki te toru tekau. I te mea, e mohio ana tatou me pehea te huri o te tekau tau i te tangata. Ko to rua tekau tau he wa e tupu ana ma te tirotiro, he hapa, he hononga, he ako, me te ora tonu,…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Irony

Kei te rapu ngā tāne maried i ngā taha wahine me te hono. Kei te raru tonu ngā tāne takitahi ki te tiki i ngā pātea pai..he pēhea te āhua mō ngā wāhine?

Me tino pai te riri. Ka awhina i nga roimata.

Kei te pouri ahau mo taku whenua o Amerika, kaore i te noho mai i te 2016. Ka patai ahau kei hea i haere ai.

Te Pātea o te Ao: Te Ora. Kei te ora noa. Te ora hei ora. Ko tā mātou e ora ai, ko te tūmanako kāore e ngaro tūmanako me te whakawhetai 💗

Te Tauwhiro Whakaahua

Ko te mea i tino pai ahau mo Te Tauwhiro Whakaahua, ko te whakaaro kei muri i tana keemu e ahua ngawari ana: te ngana ki te whakahoki i te taurite i roto i te whanaungatanga emocionale hei hanga i tetahi momo kāpeka e whakamahara ana ki nga hoa e rua, kāore e taea e te aroha te noho hei mea e tuku…pānui atu

te whakahiato

Kaore e taea te whakapae i tetahi mo nga hapa o mua, i te mutunga, i koa matou!! Me mihi tatou mo nga mea i pahemo, ka haere whakamua.

Ngā Tātari

Ka pārekareka ahau i te wā e kite ana au i ngā kōtaha o te tangata e kī ana i ngā mea pērā i "ko te mea anake e tono ana ahau, ko te noho pono" i "kia pono" ā, kātahi ka kitea e au he tātari kei ia whakaahua. Ka tino pai ahau ki te rerekētanga!

Kāore e taea te kōrero, ā, ka pouri

Kia ora, kāore e taea te kī he tino kaiwhakaatu ahau, engari he mea hou ahau i konei, ā, i whai wāhi ahau ki tētahi whakawhitiwhiti kōrero e pā ana ki te āhua kāore e pai ana, nō reira i whakaaro ahau ka whakamātau au ki te hanga i tētahi. Anei: I pāhekoheko ahau ki tētahi. Ko tā rātou kōrero…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Te riri o te rāngai

Kāore au i te noho i konei mō te wā, ā, kāore au i whakamahi i ngā taupānga rāngai. I te nuinga o te wā, he mea māmā ake te whakatū i ngā tāngata me te pānui i te ao tūturu. Kāore au he tangata pāpori i ngā tikanga katoa. I te wā e noho ana, ka uaua au ki te rāngai ipurangi?? Ka kitea e au he riri…pānui atu

Te Pātea

“Ka pēhea te mea e hiahia ana ahau ki te whakamārama me pēhea te hanga i te aroha mōku?” “Ka pēhea te mea e tuku ana ngā tāngata e pā ana ki ahau i ngā mea e taea ana e rātou, engari kāore e pātai i ngā mea e hiahia ana ahau?”

Te Pakeke

He momo āhua kāore e kitea e pā ana ki te pakeke. Ka haere koe ki te rūma, ka rongo koe kua “whakarōpūhia” i mua i tō kōrero, kāore e pēnā me tō ātaahua, tō kōrero, tō noho i te mea kāore e taea te kimi. Ko te whakahawea ki te pakeke, he iti ake te pānga ki te kino, he nui ake te pānga ki te…pānui atu

Te Pātea

I tetahi tangata i mea mai ki au i tēnei rā, he maha ngā tangata takitahi e uaua ana ki te rāngai me te kimi i tētahi hoa, engari ko te hunga e whai hoa ana, kei te whiwhi i ngā taha me te noho pai!

Ko te whakamaoritanga o te ako i te epidemiology, ko te mea e noho ana koe i te ra katoa e tātari ana i ngā tauira tangata, kāore e taea te puta i waho ka mōhio me pēhea te pai me te kore e taea te whakaarohia e te tangata.

Hei tangata pātea me te tino pāngia, ka kitea e au taku hanganga i te pūtaiao rongoā me te oma tawhiti. Engari i ngā rā nei, kei te hiahia au i tētahi momo whakaohooho kē, te kore tuhinga, te whakangahau o te jazz o ngā tau 1950, me te ātaahua o te minimalism o te ahurea Iapani. Kei te keri au i…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Te Pātea o te mahara

He tino pātea ngā mahara. Nā ngā mea e hiahia ana au ki te wareware, ka mahara au ki a rātou i te tino pai. Nā ngā mea e hiahia ana au ki te tiaki, ka wareware au ki a rātou i te katoa. Tērā pea kei te iti te rōrahi o ngā vitamin mahara i roto i taku roro.

Te whakahiato