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Wow, just wow. 😳🤣🤣🤣

So, I remember waking up around 2 hours from now to drink some water. I again, just woke up a few minutes ago to go to the bathroom (#1💦). Lol 🤣 I get up from the toilet and I hear a tiny splash. I turn around and look into the toilet and a big azz spider was in there! The first thing I thought…werengani zambiri

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BUZZED, FUN FAMILY AND FRIENDS MOVIE DAY 🥰✨💖 -Laughs Out Loud At The Movie Scene And Something Random Happens- -Everyone Stops Laughing And It's Quiet- I Randomly Say, "😳😳 I Don't Know If I Just Peed A Little Or I Just Started My Period. 😳😳" -Everyone Looks At Me And Starts Laughing At Me…werengani zambiri

Confused I am

What do they have my phone labeled killers phone so confused I am

LOL

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mukufuna phobia iliyonse?

Chifukwa chake ndimakonda kwambiri kumangirira chikhala changa/m'munsi mwa nkhope yanga, ichi ndi chifukwa chomwe ndimakhala ndikuviga mu zithunzi 💀Kapena ndimangoviga nkhope yanga kwathunthu lmfao

Funso losankhidwa

N'chifukwa chiyani zili zovuta kwa mwamuna wabwino kupeza mchita wa Latina ku usa ndimapempha?

Ndikukhala ndi manyazi kwambiri

Well ndine ndi manyazi kwambiri ndinakhala ndi mowa kwambiri usiku watha ndipo ndinatumiza uthenga wopanda nzeru kwa bff yanga za zomwe ndimakonda kwa iye ndikutanthauza kuti zonse zomwe ndimakonda zinali zoona koma sindikudziwa chifukwa chiyani ndinatumiza uthenga wopanda nzeru kwa iye Kenako…werengani zambiri

Ntchito yanga

Me: bwana ndingathe kulankhula nanu My boss: inde, chiyani chiri choncho Me: ndifuna malo abwino My boss: inde, mukufuna chiyani Me: Ndili ndi ADHD My boss: musandifunsenso Me: zikomo Ora imodzi pambuyo Ndili ndi ntchito zambiri (kusinthidwa)

Ndimakonda kukhala wolondola

Ndimakonda momwe ndili wolondola 90% ya nthawi ngati chiyembekezo changa chibwerera choncho chomwe 90% ya nthawi chimachitika ndipo anthu ambiri akukhulupirira kuti covid-19 inachokera ku labu, kumene kachilombo kamakhalapo kokhazikika mu mtundu wina kapena wina mu Labradoty