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Wow, just wow. 😳🤣🤣🤣

So, I remember waking up around 2 hours from now to drink some water. I again, just woke up a few minutes ago to go to the bathroom (#1💦). Lol 🤣 I get up from the toilet and I hear a tiny splash. I turn around and look into the toilet and a big azz spider was in there! The first thing I thought… soma zaidi

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BUZZED, FUN FAMILY AND FRIENDS MOVIE DAY 🥰✨💖 -Laughs Out Loud At The Movie Scene And Something Random Happens- -Everyone Stops Laughing And It's Quiet- I Randomly Say, "😳😳 I Don't Know If I Just Peed A Little Or I Just Started My Period. 😳😳" -Everyone Looks At Me And Starts Laughing At Me… soma zaidi

Confused I am

What do they have my phone labeled killers phone so confused I am

LOL

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je, nyinyi mna hofu yoyote?

Damn napenda tabasamu langu/sehemu ya chini ya uso wangu, hii ndiyo sababu huwa ninakificha katika picha 💀Au naweza tu kuficha uso wangu kabisa lmfao

Swali la bahati nasibu

Kwa nini ni vigumu kwa mvulana mzuri kupata mpenzi wa Kihispania nchini Marekani, najiuliza

Nimehisi aibu sana

Kweli nimehisi aibu sana nilipokunywa pombe kupita kiasi usiku wa jana na kisha nikamtext rafiki yangu wa karibu kuhusu hisia zangu za kweli kwake. Namaanisha hisia zote zilikuwa za kweli lakini sijui ni kwa nini nilimtext akiwa mlevi. Kisha alisema kwamba ilikuwa ya kupendeza na ya kuvutia.

Kazi yangu

Mimi: bosi naweza kuzungumza nawe Bosi wangu: sawa, nini kinaendelea Mimi: nahitaji makazi ya busara Bosi wangu: sawa, unahitaji nini Mimi: Nina ADHD Bosi wangu: sema zaidi Mimi: asante Saa moja baadaye Nina kazi zaidi (yamehaririwa)

Ninapenda kuwa sahihi

Ninapenda jinsi nilivyo sahihi asilimia 90 ya wakati ikiwa utabiri wangu unarudi kuwa sahihi ambayo asilimia 90 ya wakati inatokea na watu wengi wanaamini kwamba covid-19 ilitokana na maabara ikimaanisha virusi vilikuwa vinashughulikiwa kwa namna fulani katika Maabara.