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Posted Sunday, December 29, 2024
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3 D&D Jokes Why did the Drow become a comedian? For the Lolth. You know, that sword may not be beautiful, but it IS in the eye of the beholder. What’s the difference between metahumour and metagaming? One’s weird and usually quite funny, and the other’s a type of joke.
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