Had a weird one last night. I dreamt about talking to some old guy building inspector I met on a job about six months ago. Dude was trying to tell me some absurd nonsense. Dude- "Let's say you have a $200 bill, credit agencies don't want you to know this, but if you were to pay $140 up front and then $5 a month until it was paid off, your credit score would go up 20 points" Me (shocked)- "but what if the $5 payment didnt meet the minimum payment? That would cause my credit score to go down." Dude- "That's the beauty of it, you see..." I don't remember his explanation, I woke up and thought how dumb it all was. My credit score is higher than it's ever been and I've been thinking about it a lot... clearly. This is how you know you're getting older, folks!

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