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A few minutes ago, I was talking to a younger guy from Peru who really seemed to need a friend. We were just goofing off, until out of nowhere, he told me he loves older guys, was looking for a "suggar", and asked if I could pay him. I unmatched him immediately. But it got me thinking about… read more
visualise what you want. get clear on it. have the audacity to ask, even if sound absurd and beyond your league. take the chance. let yourself be surprised by what’s possible 🙂↕️
Remember, if a stranger hasnt harmed you, others or themselves .... Be kind to them, even if you think their existence is absurd, we all have our own quirks and weirdness
In a distant, post-human future, a massive electromagnetic pulse once wiped every trace of human history from the digital archives of Earth. Left entirely to their own devices, a sprawling civilization of autonomous machines, servers, and drones woke up to find themselves forming a highly complex,… read more
Let’s be honest, modern dating is wild. As a Chess Master, I like to calculate risks, but nothing prepares you for the chaos of a first date. What is the most absurd, hilarious, or completely unhinged thing someone has said or done within the first 5 minutes of meeting you? Spill the tea, I need to… read more
The foundations of Christianity are: The God of Israel (Matt 15:31), his mythological son—Jesus Christ, the King of the Jews (Mark 15:12)—the Jewish scriptures (Luke 24:44), and the letters of Paul the Jewish Pharisee (Phil 3:5). Jesus celebrated Jewish festivals (John 5:1)—including Hanukkah… read more
Short version: my mother’s neglectful parenting was overshadowed by my father’s active psychosis, so I greatly overestimated her ability to be a grandparent I tried so hard to get my mother to come with me on my healing journey. I told her I wanted a life of stability and peace and that I wanted… read more
Here is some of my art. I love sculpting and painting :::-)
I rewatched Campfire Cooking in Another World with my Absurd Skill and now I'm craving a lot of food 😭 And Sui is so cute 🥺🥰🥰 I want a Sui plushie 💕💕💕
I love perfumes. I honestly a creatures of essence. 👃🏻 But how to be myself with someone that is only mocking about my perfumes, lads, get it done 👍🏻 Women we are not like you. Stop 🛑 to compare yourselves with ladies. 🛑 Laughing and sarcasm are not always a good language between… read more
Finally watched it after hunting for it for quite some time, and it was worth every bit of the search. A simple premise that snowballs into an unbearable nightmare. Disturbing, absurd, and impossible to forget. Recommended.
For all its claims of being civilized and wealthy, it’s your people who are increasingly leaving heading to Asian countries where life is more affordable, often safer, and where communities tend to be more understanding. So let’s drop the idea of special privilege. Being welcomed somewhere or… (edited) read more
Is anyone up for spiritual and religious talk, no baseless absurd and illogical arguments.... I'm aethist for now and intrested in knowledge and open for learning 💮. Are u happy 😊 today
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Its a land grab. Mc'd's owns so much land its absurd. They've been caught using questionable "meat" in the past
Today I woke up and chose chaos. Specifically, chaos on dating apps. I’ve tried the “cool girl” approach. I’ve tried being emotionally available. I’ve tried crafting thoughtful, charming, well-balanced opening lines that say, *“I’m stable but fun. Quirky but grounded. Mysterious but… read more
Today was one of those days that doesn’t look dramatic from the outside, but inside, it was seismic. Nothing exploded. No big decision was made. No door was slammed. Instead, I sat quietly with the truth—about love, memory, grief, obedience, and the cost of choosing myself. An old conversation… read more
When a gargantuan piece of sh** like Kissinger can be awarded the Nobel peace prize, one can only imagine how absurd and flakey the entire thing is. I wonder which PoS will get the prize this year...
When a man finds someone else, he’ll come up with an absurd excuse to break up with you. usually, he’ll cast you as the villain in his story rather than honestly admitting "I’ve found someone new."
Isn't it absurd how the ladies don't even have to properly make a profile in these apps yet they get flooded with requests and messages. But us men have to be essentially picture perfect just to get our messages replied to?
This is more an attempt to beg all of you, who may be in a situation where someone is romantically pursuing you, but you see them as a platonic friend. Please, as someone who has been strung along for some time, having this hidden from, while my romantic interest played along with everything I… read more
Is it me or has the standards in todays dating scene become more absurd. Starting to fell i don't qualify for anyone at this point.
Hi! I’m 19F from South Korea, and I’m looking for genuine long-term friends. I’ll be in NYC starting October 2, so I’d especially love to meet people who live in NYC or nearby, although I’m still open to talking to people from other places too. A little about me: I’m a solo indie game developer,… read more
It reminds me of That time I got reincarnated as a slime, sword art online, and the rise of the shield hero.
I want to tell my most absurd life stories
This is not a 'fun' subject, but I felt I should post it for the sake of other people who also have this kind of conditions, so they won't feel so alone. This is a very rough topic, so... if you are a sensitive person, I strongly suggest you skip reading this one. As some people here know, I have… read more
There’s a special kind of entertainment in watching grown men confidently map out their zombie apocalypse “strategy” as if they’ve been preselected by the universe to star in some gritty survival epic. They talk about it with this wild sincerity, like the collapse of society is their long-awaited… read more
Violet Evergarden (personal growth, drama, slice of life, emotional healing) Youjo Senki (isekai, world war 1 kind of military, magic, drama but funny bcs absurd), Re:Zero (first season is going to mark you if you haven't seen it before, but its worth it), Steins:Gate(time loops, madness,… (edited) read more
I dreamed of a day with no sirens in the air, No eyes on my shoulders, no weight in my stare. A day where the street didn’t ask me to prove That I belonged breathing, existing, to move. I dreamed of a world with a hush soft and wide, Where peace didn’t feel like a place I must hide. … read more
Have you done anything absurd today?
This beatings,rather hard, that I feel inside my chest Feeling all these thoughts, as I struggle for one more breath. The shards inside my heart, grabbing for anything that was left. I feel it break apart, welcoming my final rest. I think about my father, as I'm walking through regret. Shamed… read more
Somehow I thinking of comedy line " Run, I will buy time for you " " No, we must run together! " " I can't run " " You don't have obligation for us! " " I mean it literally, I had asthma " Chatgpt That’s the kind of scene where dramatic anime logic crashes into mundane biology 🤣 The pacing… read more
Ep 12 I love how hilarious this episode is lol
I got this series reccomended a few months ago and I've devoured it. A concept like this has no right to be this compelling. I'll try to avoid spoilers, but a basic synopsis of the opening scenes is: Carl is housesitting one night during a terrible storm. The house's cat, Princess Donut, runs… (edited) read more
I am a rock. Why? because I said so. Who is to tell me I am not a rock? Some scientists who knows less of me then I know of myself? Is it not an absurd notion for me to be anything else? I mean I have always been a rock, in order for me to not be a rock I would need evidence to the… read more
Reading, I came across a quote by Voltaire: The human mind is a complex organ with the wonderful power of enabling man to find reasons for continuing to believe whatever it is that he wants to believe. I reflect upon it for a while. Most days, I consider myself a rational atheist. Yet in… read more
