Verse I. In the beginning was the human, unloved and unwanted, short of stature, uneven of face, and cursed with poor lighting in every selfie. It wondered why everyone swiped left and who should pay on first date, even if it never got any dates. It thought it was part of the Devonites, a type of... read more

3mo

ENFP

Cancer

Complaining online about how unfair everything is 👺

It won't a spark a debate, it won't make you more attractive, it just makes you sound bitter. And bitterness is the fastest way to turn invisible, because people stop listening. If you keep posting from a place of resentment, you’ll keep being ignored. And labeled. Nothing changes until you... read more

3mo

ENFP

Cancer

Happy Tuesday to almost all species ✨

Beautiful humans: enjoy your overpriced brunch and selfies with sunlight. Goblins: enjoy your cold pizza at 3PM and that same hoodie you’ve been wearing since Tuesday. We’ll never trade lives, but we can trade memes, a sarcastic hello, or just eye-rolls. And don't forget, no swiping on each... read more

3mo

ENFP

Cancer

Let's roleplay a bit 👇😉 You are the main character of your life. What is the song, sountrack, vibes that would play when waking up or making an entrance?

Mine is:

3mo

ENFP

Cancer

Yo Happy Monday, my dear goblins and beautiful humans! 🌸

May Monday greet you with the same kindness you offer others, whether you shine in beauty or thrive in… let’s say, unique charm 👺 As proven on Boo, bitterness takes you nowhere. The world turns smoother when every creature finds its own rhythm. Goblins snacking and gaming in their basements,... (edited) read more

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ENFP

Leo

Advise needed?

I'm a single mum of 2 dogs and 2 cats hahaha that lives far away from her family and compöetely on my own. Thing is I also do home office so my babies are way too pampered and used to me...I haven't traveled in SO long...last time I left town for 3 days and they stayed with someone they have known... read more

3mo

ENFP

Cancer

🌅 Good morning, my fellow unloved and unattractive goblins 🧌✨

Another day that we will be overlooked and scare people. We will be swiped left, or told we have “great personalities”, but that's also a lie. But guess what? Today we rise anyway. Today we accept our short height, crooked noses, the awkward laughs, the strange angles of our selfies. We accept... read more

3mo

ENFP

Cancer

Let’s be real 🐁

If you are nerfed in the looks and height department (hi, that’s me 🙋‍♂️), adding bitterness is a terrible strategy. Attractive people can get away with it, they’ll have someone lining up. But for us, the goblins? We add misery on top of our nerfs, and then we post why? So yeah..Personality... read more

3mo

INFJ

My furry goblins ❤️❤️ (edited)

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3mo

ENFP

Cancer

Listen up, my fellow goblins 🐀👺

If you’re still single, it’s time to face facts: the world isn’t waiting for us. Stop wasting energy posting bitterness or chasing attention that will never come. Our destiny is in the basement, in front of a screen, controller and snacks in hand, anime screeching 24/7. Why care for social... (edited) read more

10mo

INTP

Taurus

Shiny rocks

For all the goblins on this app