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Why I’m jealous to her? When my scrubsuit is more expensive than her😂 (edited)

Today’s recap

Typhoon or not, we’re still hitting the gym 😂

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Boring life please

Id be absolutely delighted if my murder was so boring that not just 1 person but many skip over it for being boring!

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Me too

Sunday 🌹

She smiled softly But this time it was different. Her face smiled but her eyes didn't.

POV:

I'm the KINDEST and most UNDERSTANDING person but if you DISRESPECT me, you'll understand why I don't have many FRIENDS.

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Mood:

So nice to have supportive friends 😊

My ex say I can’t live without him😭It’s fine. I’ve already survived your bad breath tho! so I can handle myself🤪

At night

Sleep is important, so I'm going to bed now. Good night. 😅

Me for real 😅

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Case#224 why women lives longer than men🤣

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Thanks nvidia

How do you name your partners

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Anyone?

Seeking someone who knows how to make late-night conversations dangerously addicting.

Because Capybaras are living unicorns.

Killing one is just wrong

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Another day of stolen pre'20s memes (or already '20s)

Tbh I don't know which one should be put first to avoid being hidden. 😩 Obviously I had even worse ones among options, I just decided they might be too much for this app. 🫥

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From recently stolen haha But I think it’s genius :D

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Please be honest guys 🙏🏾

Real😂

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😂😂😂😂

So true

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Guess am a diva

True or false

No, but seriously🙄

It can make things better

Share your cat memes

I'll go first

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Killdozer vibe