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Universes
Posted Tuesday, November 5, 2024
17d
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Scorpio
You have a portable can opener
You can use your teeth to bite into a can and then slowly move it around as your teeth opens the metal. If beavers can chop wood with their teeth, you can chop metal. Disclaimer in very tiny letters: I am not responsible if you’re teeth. If it doesn’t look pretty after, idk what to tell you. You’d be blending in with the rest of the beavers? #random #humor
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