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lixesha lokuba ube neqiniso. yeka ukondla omnye ngokungaseti imida yakho. intliziyo yakho ifuna indawo kunye nexesha.

Wamkelekile kwi reyaliti…

Iingqondo zikhupha engqondweni yam

Ndiyathanda i-nachos tacos 🌮 kwaye ndathenga ibhagi ye-nachos esitolo. Isetyenziswa ngexabiso eliphantsi, kodwa holy smokes ibhagi yayincinci. RIP off! Ke ndacinga ukuba zenziwe ngantoni.?? Ha. I-tortilla ephekiweyo enezinongo. Soo ndathenga iphakheji yeetortillas ndathatha enye, ndayicoca,… read more

Kodwa mnandi

Ndiyathemba ukuba ulele kakuhle 😴

✔️💯

Iifoto

Njengoko ndijolise kwiiposti zeprolifes. Ndiyazibuza??? Kukho iifoto ezibukeka njengeemifanekiso zomphakathi. Zibukeka zintsonkothile. Uhlobo oluthile lokoyika. . Boo 👻

random

xixi xa umntu ecela uhlobo lwakho; - indoda, emnandi, enobubele - iimpawu kumntu zibalulekile! - ikakhulu i-asian efana ne-chinese, korean, vietnamese, - inde kwaye ihlanzekile (ifakwe kakuhle) - ikhuluma kancinci, ihamba kakuhle, inothando, ITHULI kuvela ukuba akusiyo, bendihlala ndithathela… read more

Ixesha elithule

Hayi, andinanto namhlanje. Ndikhathele kakhulu, ubushushu buza kuhlala yonke iviki. Nangona iintaka zikhuluma ngentlonipho. Nibe nosuku oluhle bantu. Thabatha kancinci!

Ucinga .....

Ngokuhamba Ndikufuphi nolwandle olunomfanekiso omhle olujolise emanzini igadi encinane yokukhulisa izinto umphakathi wam omtsha. Hamba ngolwandle nomntu wam okhethekileyo! Hmm linda …..leyo yayiyifilimu endiyibone.

Ukuba uJames Bond ngu mspy ophambili, ngaba akayi kuba ngu mspy ombi?🤔

Xa umthandazo uphume kwiCinderella, kutheni i shoe yeglasi inganyamalali nezinye izinto?( ilungisiwe)

🤣Abantu abathandi xa bephosa ngawe👌🏼😉😘

😫Ndiyafuna ukuPhuma kule ndawo ibhadi😡Nendawo yonke endihamba kuyo kufuneka "iPhepha leMithi" ukuze ube ne-AC okanye i-Portable AC kwiSithuba sakho 🤦🏻‍♂️ Njengoko kungathi akupholi 🔥 kule 🤬 ndawo‼️‼️😠 Akukho nto 🤬 eQhelekileyo!!!🤦🏻‍♂️

Yintoni endinokuyenza?

Ngemini yami yokuphumla? (Emva kokuhamba nenja) Iiyure eziyi-1 emini. Ndicela uncedo lokukhetha ^-^

Ndibe neentsuku ezinzima emsebenzini namhlanje.

Ndiyathemba ukuba bonke abanye banemihla engcono.

Ixesha (iminyaka) lihamba…….

Uhleli embhedeni uzama ukupholisa igumbi kwaye ulalela iradio Kwakukho ingoma …. Ngelixa ndandineminyaka eyi-7….. ingoma enenc意味. Ukwenzeka kwexesha ngokukhawuleza ngonyaka 20,30 40 wawuphi na umphakathi ucinga ngawo ??? Mna ndisebenza ndihamba Usapho Ewe, sonke sinephupha. Ezinye zenzeka,…( ilungisiwe) read more

Uhlobo lweBreakfast?

Ubusuku obuhle abantu

Yindlela endiziva ngayo namhlanje. Ukushisa kukhulu kakhulu!( ilungisiwe)

Uqeqesho lwasekuseni

Ngaba zingaphi iinyathelo ngoku???( ilungisiwe)

Phinda usetyenziso

Ukugcina Uthando Oluphakeme... Kufuneka Ufumane Uqonda Oluphakeme. - Uthethwe Ngam

Abantu banezikhathi zabo ezonwabileyo xa bengacingi ngokuqhubekayo.

"Yiya embhedeni, uza kuziva ungcono ekuseni" kukulingana komntu kwe "Uphumelele ukuyivala uze uyivule kwakhona?"

Uguquko lwegama?

Uhlanya kodwa igama lomlingisi elinye laphuma engqondweni yam… Kevin BACON. 🥓 ke ndafuna ukutya ibhakhoni. 🥓 ngoku Ngaba kukhona omnye onegama elihlekisayo elingaqhelekanga? North …. south west 🧭 Apple. 🍏 Xc2/.??? Igama lezingane zikaMusk. Yintoni le ngalezi zingane ezihluphekayo Ndiza… read more

Umlilo omkhulu 🔥

Imeko embi eFransi naseSpain. Bendisebenza nemfundo yangaphandle kwaye sasinemibono Kwiingcali zezityalo. Into eyayithakazelelwa kukuba umlilo uhlala phantsi (kwentwasahlobo) kwaye ungavuka xa kufika intwasahlobo. Basebenzisa isikhumbuzo sokushisa ukufumanisa oku. Ngaphambi kokuba oku kwenzeke. … read more

Kwiminyaka embalwa abazali bethu baphuma ekusixeleleni "ubulili bubi" baye kwi "ndifuna oonyana"

Indlela engafanelekanga

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Uyayazi ukuba uya phi?

Umqondo ophumayo

Le nto encinci yokukhathazeka oyifumanayo xa ujonga indawo yakho engaphantsi kwaye kukho ngempela imoto khona

Oogibeli bamaPolisa binezitho ezimnyama okanye ezimhlophe, akukho enye indlela.

Uyaqonda ukuba usukuvele ube ngumntu omdala xa uqonda ukuba ukulala yimpumelelo hayi isijeziso.

UJackie Chan wayehlala ethi:

"Ndifuna ukungabikho neengxaki" kwaye emva koko wahlasela wonke umntu

Iphupha elingalunganga

Ndavuka kuloo nto. Ngoku andikwazi ukulala. Ndibe nezinye ezihlekisayo. Ucinga ukuba amaphupha angama-premonitions?? Ndithanda ukucinga ngako ngamanye amaxesha.

Xa abantu bejonga abanye abantu ngelixa benemikhwa yabo 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

Bona iprofayili kwaye wayejonga abantu ngokuvaping, ethi akukhangeleki kakuhle & Kulungile... Ngexesha elinye uphuzile i-alcohol. Abanye bangacinga ukuba umphosa-mali akukhangeleki kakuhle too 🤣... Ungavaping, uphuzile i-alcohol, uphosa i-marijuana, ungavapi & ungaphuzi... Oku akukwenzi umntu… read more

Akukho nto ingcono kunokufumanisa, emva kokuvuka, ukuba awudingi ukubhekana neziphumo zezigqibo ezimbi ozithathileyo emdreamini yakho.

Ikhaya elimnandi

Ixesha elingcono kukuba ungazivula ube neendawo ezithile. Yabelana ngexesha nomlingane ....( ilungisiwe)

Ngaba kuyinyani ukuba ukuthandana kwiiminyaka yakho ezingama-30 kunzima okanye kukhona enye into edlalayo( ilungisiwe)