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Wow, just wow. 😳🤣🤣🤣

So, I remember waking up around 2 hours from now to drink some water. I again, just woke up a few minutes ago to go to the bathroom (#1💦). Lol 🤣 I get up from the toilet and I hear a tiny splash. I turn around and look into the toilet and a big azz spider was in there! The first thing I thought…ka síwájú sí i

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BUZZED, FUN FAMILY AND FRIENDS MOVIE DAY 🥰✨💖 -Laughs Out Loud At The Movie Scene And Something Random Happens- -Everyone Stops Laughing And It's Quiet- I Randomly Say, "😳😳 I Don't Know If I Just Peed A Little Or I Just Started My Period. 😳😳" -Everyone Looks At Me And Starts Laughing At Me…ka síwájú sí i

Confused I am

What do they have my phone labeled killers phone so confused I am

LOL

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Ibeere airotẹlẹ

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Mo ni ikorira pupọ

O dara, mo ni ikorira pupọ pe mo mu oti pupọ ni alẹ ana ati pe mo kọ ọrọ si ọrẹ mi to dara nipa awọn ẹdun mi gidi fun u, mo tumọ si gbogbo awọn ẹdun naa jẹ gidi ṣugbọn emi ko mọ idi ti mo fi kọ ọrọ si i rara Lẹhinna o sọ pe o jẹ ẹlẹwa ati itẹwọgba

Iṣẹ́ mi

Me: olori, ṣe mo le bá ẹ sọrọ My boss: dájú, kí ni ìṣòro Me: mo nílò àtúnṣe tó yẹ My boss: dájú, kí ni o nílò Me: Mo ní ADHD My boss: má sọ̀rọ̀ míràn Me: ọpẹ Wákàtí kan lẹ́yìn Mo ní iṣẹ́ míì( àtúnṣe )

Mo nifẹ lati jẹ tọ́

Mo nifẹ bi mo ṣe jẹ tọ́ 90% ti akoko ti asọtẹlẹ mi ba pada tọ́, eyiti 90% ti akoko naa n ṣe, ati pe ọpọlọpọ eniyan gbagbọ pe covid-19 ti wa lati ile-iwosan, itumo pe ajakalẹ arun naa ti n ṣe atunṣe ni ọna kan tabi omiiran ni ile-iwosan.