Puns Zej Zog

Bhaag _________ (8)

Tso koj cov lus teb hauv cov lus pom.( kho dua lawm )

Nqaij no tsuas yog pib...

Yeh party toh abhi shuru hui...( kho dua lawm )

Zoo siab txais tos 🌸

Nws zaj dab neeg yog qhov zoo kawg. (8)

Tso koj cov lus teb hauv cov lus pom.( kho dua lawm )

Qeej ib qho rebus uas muaj kev koom tes me ntsis rau nej (9, 6)

Xa cov lus teb hauv cov lus pom yog tias koj tau txais. Kuv tsim qhov no rau kuv tus kheej yog li kev tawm tswv yim kuj tseem raug qhuas.( kho dua lawm )

Rebus zog

Sim koj tus kheej hauv kev txhais cov no. Xa koj cov lus teb hauv cov lus pom.( kho dua lawm )

Ntau ntxiv ntawm tib yam (7)

Qhov no yuav tsum yog ib qho yooj yim, kuv xav. Tso koj cov lus teb lossis kev pom zoo hauv cov lus pom.( kho dua lawm )

Nov yog ib qho kev ua si lom zem rau nej. (8)

Saib seb koj puas tuaj yeem daws qhov rebus. Tso koj cov lus teb hauv cov lus pom.( kho dua lawm )

OMG! (4)( kho dua lawm )

Tus neeg mus ncig version ntawm "break a leg": Muaj ib ____ ____.(4,4)

Raws li ib txwm, thov tso koj cov lus teb hauv cov lus pom.

Farmer George txoj kev nyiam ua rau nws ...(10)

Raws li ib txwm, thov tso koj cov lus teb ua ib qho comment. Cov lus pom zoo yog qhov tseem ceeb, nej.( kho dua lawm )

No yog qhov PC version. (4)

Thov qhia rau kuv paub yog tias koj xav pom lwm tus thiab. 😁Koj tuaj yeem qhia koj cov lus teb hauv cov lus pom.( kho dua lawm )

Ecclesiastical Latin muaj ____. (6)

Tso koj cov lus teb hauv cov lus pom.( kho dua lawm )

Ib pawg ntawm camel?

Koj xav tau ib pawg ntawm camel? Koj txhais tau tias ib pawg tsheb?

Teb, dab tsi?

Kev hloov pauv

UFO 👽

...tsis tuaj yeem yog UFO txog thaum nws nce. Tom qab ntawd nws tsuas yog UO. Yog tias tsis paub. Tom qab ntawd nws tsuas yog O. 😋

Nyob rau hauv qhov tseeb, kuv twb tau qhia qhov no dua thaum kuv ua nws, tab sis nov nws rov qab los vim kuv tau pom nws dua. "Koj hu li cas rau ib tug wallaby haus dej?"

Ib tug wabbaly.

Kuv tau kuv tus miv zoo nkauj hu ua Ginger. Nws yog tus hlub thiab tus khov. Tab sis thaum nws pom qee yam uas nws tsis nyiam, Ginger hloov.

Vim li cas tus thawj tswj hwm thim nws cov tub rog?

Nws tsis tuaj yeem khiav tawm sai npaum li cas nrog nws cov ceg luv.

Quick meme drop

Thaum koj qhov kev txhawb nqa los ntawm koj bff zoo heev kom tsis txhob qhia. . #meme #puns #philosophy

puas yog nws dhau ntawm lub ntsej muag?

🤷🏻‍♀️😂

#huv #nthuav #kev lom zem #qhuab qhia #kev txawj #sawv ntxov

Qhov twg tus vaj huam sib luag khaws nws cov tub rog?

Nyob hauv nws cov ris sleevies

Koj puas paub? 😂🐾🙃

#tsiaj #miv #tsiajntxhais #qhuabke #qhuabke #kevhuam #tubtxibqhuabke #kev xav hauv chav dej

Kuv yog ib tug neeg nyiam ua si nrog cov lus qhuab qhia zoo! 😂😂😂

Kuv ntxuav kuv txhais tes ntawm qhov no

Kuv yog tus kws tshaj lij

Nyiv

Kuv yuav pom kuv tus kheej tawm… 😂🤷🏻‍♀️🥴

#jokes #dadjokes #funny #puns #humor #french

Kuv刚刚把一箱重的浆果掉在我的脚上…. 现在我走路像个蔓越莓 🥴🤷🏻‍♀️

#funny #humor #puns #memes

Tsis sib xws lossis sib xws? 🤔

🤔😄

Elon Musk 😁

Ib tug txiv neej mus rau ib qho kev lom zem nrog ib tug ntxhais nyob rau nws nraub qaum. "Kuv yog ib tug nquab," nws hais. "Leej twg nyob rau koj nraub qaum?" "Nws yog Michelle."

#funny #jokes

Pun-believable

Kuv siv sijhawm me ntsis kom nkag siab.😂 #puns #math

Tsis muaj president

Kuv ib zaug muaj haujlwm rhuav cov khob. Nws yog soda rhuav

#comedy #funny #puns