Hapori Crazy
Te hapori crazy, kōrero, me te matapaki.
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Te hapori crazy, kōrero, me te matapaki.
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Kāore he mea, anake 🤪😅🤣

I mohio koe ko te nuinga o ngā whakapono nui o te ao e kōrero ana mō tētahi tarakona moana nui e mōhiotia ana hei leviathan i roto i tāna kaupapa matua. Nā te mea kāore e noho kotahi, engari ko te nuinga e kōrero ana, e whakaaro ana au ka taea pea te noho o tētahi tarakona nui e rahi ana i ngā…( whakatikahia )pānui atu
Kua kite au i te hoa o taku whaea e hanga ana i ngā māra me ngā pīni pātea, e mōhio ana au ka haere te tangata ki te rangi i tēnei pō 😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
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Me pehea e hiahia ana ahau ki te noho

I just saw my sister put ketchup on a bar of chocolate and ate it am dead 😂😂😂🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
Kei te whakakake atu anō te tangata e pā ana ki te maha o ngā wā i tahuna ai rātou i a rātou anō? Nā, ko au anake? (Hei whakamārama, he kaiwhakanao rino au)
Kaore e taea e etahi tangata te whakaritenga i a koe mo nga mea i mahia e ratou ki a koe. Panuihia ano.

He mea noa tēnei
🙈🙉🙊 āe 🤗😋🫢🤭 kua noho katoa mātou ki te hoki 🎬
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.. āe, i hiahia koe ki te moe i konei ?? Tukua atu tō T-back ?? Huna tō LiL tākau ki somewhere ?? Kāore e taea te Bachata 🕺🏻🎶 i te whare pāti Latin.
Ka haere koe ki te whare kai, ka utua e rātou te 100 mō tēnei parakuihi, he aha tāu e whai ake nei ??!!!


Me hanga tāu , ka taea e koe te tuku i tō whakaahua ki te kōrero


😝( whakatikahia )

I mau te kāmera i a au i taku taiao, kāore e taea te whakatutuki.. 🤪🤪🤪



Ngā Pānui Whai Pānga
He porangi rawa te rārangi pukapuka hei pānui, ā, kei te tipu haere tonu! Me 6 marama hararei utu ahau.( whakatikahia )

Āe, KĀORE rawa au i te mōhio i pēhea tēnei i puta ai HAHAHAHA Nō reira, i tērā mutunga wiki i whai wāhi atu ahau ki taku Taku kēmu tuatahi rawa, i konei tonu i Brazil. Ko te tikanga, 16 HAORA tā mātou ki te hanga kēmu katoa mā te Unreal Engine. 12 hāora i te rā tuatahi, ā, e 4 i te rā tuarua. Ā,…pānui atu

Ki ētahi tāngata he porangi ahau, engari he pai ki ahau te hīkoi i te ua. He wheako whakaiti tēnei. I ētahi wā ka whakaaro koe ko koe te mea pai rawa atu, kātahi ka mōhio koe ki te nui o te rerekētanga ka puta i te tuanui.
tēnā, kia porangi tātou ki te kōrero mō te nui o tō tātou aroha ki a ia
Kei te tatari tonu ahau kia kitea taku tangata. He tangata ātaahua, he paku porangi, he aroha, he whakakatakata, ā, he pakari ā-whatumanawa. He tangata e rata ana ki ngā kōrero hōhonu, te whakawai ohorere me ngā wā whakakata. Kāore au e hiahia ana ki tētahi mea tino tika. Ko taku hiahia noa he…pānui atu

Kei te hiahia tūtaki, ā, e mōhio ana koe 😉

Ki ahau nei, ko Erin (Sharni Vinson) nō te kiriata You're Next o te tau 2011. He tino toa ia. Ka kaha rawa tō tautoko i a ia. Ki ahau nei, he tino iti rawa te aro ki tana whakaari.
Whakaarohia te aroha ki te tākaro i tētahi kēmu, i ngā kēmu, engari he tino kino koe, kāore e hiahia te tangata ki te tākaro ki a koe, ā, ka riri rātou ki a koe i runga i te mic… āe, ko au tēnā
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ka taea e tētahi te tūtohu mai ētahi kiriata he tino ohorere ngā hurihanga o te kōrero? he ohorere rawa, ka taka tō kauae.

He āhuatanga tēnei kua pā mai ki ahau i a au e whai hoa ana, ā, ka whakaaro au kua tino memeha te hiahia o tērā atu, kua toe rānei ko te noho pai noa iho o te whai tangata hei kōrero māna. Kāore au i te kī me whakahoki wawe tonu te kōrero, engari he uaua te hanga, te pupuri rānei i tētahi hononga…pānui atu
Tāne ngeru pōuri

whakaora mai, kei te pōhēhē au 🤭
Anei he kohinga iti o ngā whakaahua e mau ana i taku ngeru e mahi ana i te āhua pōuri me te kaha, me tētahi whakaahua e pā ana ki tana whanonga i te āhua tino noa.( whakatikahia )




Nā ... i te mea ... i pātai mai tetahi ki a au ... he aha i tangohia ai e koe te boo i ngā tono katoa. Ā, i mea au ... āe ... i kite au i tēnei ... ā, nāna i tango ... koira anake ... Ka whakaaro au i tērā e tūmanakohia ana e ia he whakautu nui mai i a au nāna i kore e pai ki te mea i tukuna e au,…pānui atu
Mēnā ka tono he hoa wahine, he wahine rānei ki a koe ki te tuku kōpū, hei whaea mōna, ka whakaae koe? Nā, he nui rawa atu tēnā? (E tino utu ana ngā pēke kōpū i runga i ngā kōrero a ngā wahine i te ipurangi, ā, he maha ngā wā ka pātea te whakatūpato i ngā mātua kotahi) (Ka whakaohohia koe e te mea…pānui atu
He tino kaha tonu taua pōro huruhuru iti. Ka tīmata ana ia, kāore rawa he mea hei aukati i a ia.


Senter 2 Fest! Ka whakaohooho a DJSnake i Colombo! #colombo #portcity #srilanka #dj #edm
Kei te kitea e au he wero whakamere te whakatū i ngā pānui ipurangi! Ko ētahi pānui e kōrero ana mō te katoa o te tangata, i te mea ko ētahi e waiho ana i te nuinga ki te whakaaro. Engari kei te pātai tonu au… he aha i pātea ai te haere ki ngā ongoi? Mōku, ko te ngahau o te mōhio ki te tangata ka…pānui atu
Ki te hoki mai ia i te mahi me te pai o tōna wairua, pēnei tonu 😂
he nui rawa atu tēnā?( whakatikahia )


Kei te mahi tahi hoki a Venus me Mercury e anga whakamuri ana (kei Scorpio hoki) me ētahi atu aorangi Rx e 4, nō reira he “porangi” te āhua o ngā mea kei reira. Kua tata te mutunga o ngā huringa karmic nui, kei te “tunua” rānei te mutunga o tētahi wāhanga i muri i ngā ārai. Ka tino nanakia pea te…pānui atu

Me tino pōrangi koe kāore e tango mai i a au.

He wiki porangi rawa tēnei. I te mutunga, kua tata au ki te moe me te tuwhera tonu o ōku karu, ā, kua puta mai he porowhita pōuri i raro i ōku karu — ehara i te āhua tino ātaahua. He iti noa iho taku kaha ki te mahi i aku pukapuka. Engari, kua kitea e au ētahi wāhi hou, kua tūtaki ki ētahi tāngata…pānui atu

Kei te tino pōrangi taua pepeke

Kua mahi kē te tangata i tētahi mea i puta ai te raru ki tō ake ngākau nāna i ngā kōwhiringa, i ngā whakatau pōrangi? Ka tīmata au i tāku, nāna i pōuri au, ā, kei te riri au. I whakaaro au he pai te kōrero ki taku ex hei hoa, nāna i wehe mai i te tau kua pahure, i te marama o Mei, ā, i pā au ki…pānui atu