Hapori Joking

Ka taea e tetahi te whakautu i ahau?

Mēnā ka pono ahau mai i te tīmatanga, ka huri te iwi i tōku taha. Ka mārama ahau, tērā pea nā te mea he tino kino tāku kōrero mōku. I te wā e kata ana au, e pārekareka ana, ka rongo hoki rātou he rerekē, te nuinga ka aukati ahhahaha. Pātai, he aha tāku e hiahia ana ki te mahi mēnā ka pono ahau, ā,…pānui atu

I te wā e kite ana koe i tō pakeke e huri ana, kāore e pātea te whakakata

He kaiwhakapāho VTuber ahau

He tirohanga iti ki taku taha VTuber. I ētahi wā kei te kōrero au, i ētahi wā kei te whakakatakata noa, ā, i ētahi wā kua tino aro pū au ki Strinova pēnei tonu, haha.

Me Tena Koe Ki Te Rongo #1: Te Pirihimana

Ka pai. Na. Mēnā kāore koe i rongo ki a Te Pirihimana, he aha tāu e mahi ana!? (Ka whakakata.) Engari, me kī au, me rongo koe ki te waiata "Ko Ngā Mea Rahi Ka Mahia E Ia he Mākutu". Ko te tīmatanga o taua waiata me te tere pātea e noho ana hei teitei ake, he tino pai. He waiata tino pai hei noho ki…pānui atu

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I kitea he tangata hei tākaro ki a Overwatch, i tino harikoa ahau. Ka tākaro mātou mō ngā haora ruarua, kātahi ka haere rātou, ka pānui mai rātou ki ahau i te hokinga mai, kia taea e mātou te tākaro anō. Ka tono rātou i tētahi hoa, ki taku whakaaro kei te pai katoa mātou, e whakakatakata ana. Ka…pānui atu

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🤣 Ka tino pai ahau ki te whakakatakata

Ata

Ata mārie e te iwi, kino kāore 😅 Kei te whakakata ahau 😅

He kaiwhakapāho VTuber ahau

He tirohanga iti ki taku taha VTuber. I ētahi wā ka kōrero au mō ngā mea katoa, i ētahi wā ka whakakatakata noa, ā, i ētahi wā ka tino aro pū au ki Strinova pēnei tonu i tēnei haha.

Ngā Whakamātautau Outlast

Ka whai wāhi mātou ki te Anarchy me te kawe i te raru! Ko te hiahia ka taea e au te whai tangata hei tākaro ki au. A, kāore e taea e te iwi te haere tika ki te whakaoti i te mīharo, engari me te whakangahau me te tiki i ngā kaiwhakatūpato ki te after you me te mahi i ā mātou mīharo taha, i te mea…pānui atu

E rapu ana mō tētahi mea pono

E rapu ana mō tētahi mea pono E 24 au, ā, kei te wāhi au e hiahia ana ki te kimi i tētahi tangata ka taea e au te hanga i tētahi mea pono. Kei te pai au ki te tunu kai, te kēmu, te hanga ihirangi hei VTuber, ngā kiriata horror, te pahikara, me te whakamātautau i ngā mea hou. Ka taea e au te noho…pānui atu

He aha taku hiahia ki te hanga hononga i roto i nga pou me nga korero i mua i to tuku mai i nga karere?? Nō reira, i tukuna mai e tetahi tangata he tono karere ki a au. I tūtohu ia ko te mohio ki te tangata i roto i nga DM he pai ake ..

Nō reira, mai i taku taha, kāore e taea e au te whakaaro he pai ake tēnā hei mōhio ki te tangata mōku. Ka pai au ki te mōhio ki te tangata mai i te whakawhitiwhiti kōrero i roto i ngā pou me ngā kōrero, nō reira ka mōhio au ki tā rātou whakaaro, tā rātou āhua ki te kōrero, te āhua o tā rātou…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Ko au e ngana ana ki te pānui i te ruma

Kei te tino māmā ahau, kāore rānei e pārekareka ana au hei whakamārie i tētahi tangata

"he aha te take kāore e taea e te tangata te mōhio kei te whakakatakata au?" My joke : Ko taku kēmu papa tino pai ko Chest. Aroha ana au ki ngā hōiho iti.

Rārangi pākiki

E whakaaro ana mō taku rārangi pākiki... Te Whare Pihikete - 20 ngā wā Ngā dumpling o New York - 2 ngā wā Ika rīwai - 100 ngā wā Pīti o Chicago - 1 wā ... Kāore e taea te whakapā atu (tētahi wāhanga) 🤭

Kaore au e mohio he aha te take e hiahia ana te tangata ki te korero i tetahi mea kaore rātou e tino hiahia... . Kaore he pai ake ki te noho puku ??

Ka pupuri au i aku kupu, ka korero au i nga mea e tino whakaaro ana au, nō reira ki te tuku au i nga mihi, i nga oati, e tino whakaaro ana au i taua mea. mēnā kāore, ka noho au hei whakakatakata me te pākiki...

Kei te pai ki te noho i te rangi marino

Kai pai, tirohanga maungarongo, me ngā wā e pā ana ki ngā tuahine I te mea kāore e taea te whakatūpato, ka tākaro au ki te pīrangi ki te kī te kai ki roto i taku waha mō te take kāore e taea te whakamarama 😂 He whakakatakata noa ☺️

He nui te ao, ā, me noho tāna

Nā ngā kaipōti i hanga mai au. I te whakatipu i roto i te manaaki, ko tāku whaea manaaki he Pōtuhi, ā, nāna i mahi, i tango mātou i te whānau kaiwhakaako o Ihowā i hiahia ki a mātou. Ko ngā hoa katoa i BC he kaimahi pāraoa Meksiko, ā, he iti rawa ahau ki te mōhio kāore ngā tamariki ma e tākaro ki…pānui atu

Kei te pai koutou i taku rīpene raihana ritenga hou?

He tino whakakatakata, engari he tino whakatapua tēnei.

He tino ngawari ki te whakakāhoretanga ki ngā wāhine heterosexual i te mea ko te hunga kē atu.. E mōhio ana mātou he pātea noa iho tā mātou e kōrero ana me te ora.. Ko te hunga kē atu me "uh oh"

E ngana ana ki te hanga hoa

Kia ora, he tāne 30 tau ahau, kua marenatia, e rapu ana i ngā hoa. Ka pai ake ahau ki ngā wāhine i ngā tāne, engari ki te he tangata pātea koe, tukuna mai he karere. Kei te tatari au i te tangata hei noho tahi me te whai i ngā ongaonga. He whakama ahau i te tuatahi, engari he tino pātea me te…pānui atu

kia ora 🐥

Ko Barbie Duck ahau 🤣🤭 ka pouri ahau, he pākiki tēnei

Kei te noho au i te wā e hiahia ana au ki ngā mea pono, me ngā mea tūturu...💝💝 I tua atu i tēnā .. me pēnā anake tātou ki te whakakatakata 😅😅😅i te pou me ngā kōrero, kāore e tika te kuhu ki taku DM

Tāne!!! Ko te katoa i roto i te ao e whakaaro ana he tāne rātou, kāore e tika, ka noho tonu koe me te tangata i tō taha ahakoa he mema whānau, he hoa, he mōkai rānei, e tohu ana tēnā kei te tango koe🤣kei te whakakatakata au, kāore e pai te noho takitahi, e mōhio ana au ki te rongo💔kua pakaru tōku ngākau, ā, kei te rapu au i te tangata hei whakatika mōku

Kei te hiahia au i ngā tuhinga e pārekareka ana ki ahau, e kata ana rānei... Kei te ngaro ahau i te kōrero pākiki me te whakakatakata... Kei te hiahia au i ngā kata anō i konei... Kei te ngaro ahau i aku hoa tawhito i konei😭😭😭 I reira, me waiho anake au?( whakatikahia )

Kaore a Haina e whakakata. Me mātai a Elon Musk ki ngā mea e pā ana ki tēnei👀✅

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He aha koe e kore e korero mai ki ahau e pā ana ki te whakakatakata, kia taea ai e au te kata, kaua e aroha...

I tetahi tangata i pātai mai ki au "nāna i aha koe i neke ki Amerika?"

Whakarongo....ka hanga katoa tātou i ngā hapa, kāore? Ko ētahi mea e pā ana ki te whakaaro nui i te wā, kātahi ka mōhiotia kāore e pēnā. 😐😭🤣 Jk e mihi ana au mō ngā mea katoa i tuku mai e tēnei whenua ki a au ahakoa ko ngā akoranga anake te nuinga. 🙏🏼 Kāore e tino pātea, he teitei…pānui atu

kei te whakakata

I was joking, now I want to sleep

Ka whakaaro au he iti te whakanuia o te whanaungatanga

Ka whakaaro au he iti te whakanuia o te whanaungatanga i tetahi wahi i te huarahi. Ka korero te katoa mo te aroha, te pono, nga hoa wairua, nga hononga, me era atu. A, e mohio ana au. Engari, i etahi wa, kaore au e rapu romance i te tuatahi. I etahi wa, ka hiahia au ki tetahi ka taea e au te…pānui atu

Lf kaiako reo Pāniora.. 1/2 whakakatakata

❎ whakamahia te duolingo ki te ako i te reo Pāniora ✅ whakamātau ki te maumahara me te hāngai i tētahi waiata Pāniora 🤣

Ka whakaaro au ka taea e te algorithm te kawe i te pouri.

Ehara i te momo teka—te "kua pakaru au lol" i te whakaahua—engari ko te tino, te taumahatanga marie e puta ana ki nga mea katoa. Ko te momo e noho ana i o waiata i tiakina, i o reposts i te po, i te ahua e mau ana koe i nga ataata e penei ana i hangaia mo koe. Ka mohio au na te mea e noho ana au i…pānui atu

Ko wai te mea e pai ana ki a koe?

E pai ana koe ki nga korero mohio hohonu, nga korero ngahau me te tini o nga whakakatakata me te sarcasm, or he whakakotahitanga o te rua? Ko au anake e pai ana ki te whakakatakata me te noho ngahau.

He reta tino mōhio

Kua hoki mai a Dave Thomas, te kaiwhakarewa o Wendy's, i te matenga ki te kōrero mai ki ahau he paraone ahau hei tangata, kāore e pā ana ki te whakakata, nāna i hoki mai i te matenga ki te kōrero mai i taua mea, heoi anō, nāna i tuhi mai ki ahau tētahi o ngā reta tino pai i te ao, ā, kāore au e…pānui atu

POV e mātakitaki ana i a ia e kata ana e mōhio ana au kāore au e whakakatakata

Kei te kaha haere te puoro rīpene🎺

te whakakata 🙃

Me pēhea e hanga ai koe i tētahi tohu?

Kei roto koe i tēnei emepaea me hanga e koe tētahi tohu. He aha tā rātou e mahi ana? He aha tā rātou mahi? He aha tā rātou iwi? Mēnā e pai ana koe i tēnei whakaahuatanga iti, ā, e hiahia ana koe ki te whakamahi i roto i tētahi kōrero, i tētahi TTRPG, haere mai ki te whakamahi. Ripoata o te Emepaea…pānui atu

Spoider

Ka whakakata ahau, e aroha ana ahau ki taku pooti tarantula. Ka utu ia i te riihi mā te kai i ngā mōhīhī.